ITT: we post movie titles that describe our last shit

ITT: we post movie titles that describe our last shit.

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Batman v Superman

American Pie

Cool Runnings.

Black Mass

Lord of the Rings: The Return of the King

There Will Be Blood.

127 hours

Scream

Step into Liquid

(I was drinking beer all weekend)

that is a stinky shit

Cliffhanger

Too Big To Fail

A Low Down Dirty Shame

I've had a touch of food poisoning lately.

The Rocky Horror

Anyone else poop little pebbles sometimes?

Close Encounters of the Third Kind

Saturday Night Fever

8 Mile :(

13 Hours

Hot Rod

I am Sam

The Assassination of Jesse James by the Coward Robert Ford

Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen

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Mission Impossible

The Shining

the nigger

Pitch Black

Mission impossible, for whoever had to use the bathroom next.

Only God Forgives

Splash

House of Flying Daggers

Night Moves

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Pusher

The Grifter

I doubt that. A few months ago I had a shit that was literally so bad it couldn't come out. I didn't shit for three days and finally ended up spraying a lot of water in my ass and breaking the shit apart in my ass and it STILL hurt to shit it out.

Tough shit is no laughing matter

The Green Inferno

fucking mexican food m8

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Tremors

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Can't believe this shit was nominated.

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Girl, Interrupted

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Precious

>Turd kind*
FTFY

Kek

good lord just use a stool softener

There's also this miraculous thing called drinking water

That means you're constipated. Drink more water and eat more fiber.

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Just happened to me

The Hurt Locker

Friday

Star Wars: The Force Awakens

Next Friday

Die Hard

Kino shit

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Sweet Smell of Success

Titanic

Mad Max: Fury Road

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Brick

The Two Towers

>called "The Rock"
>doesn't have Dwayne Johnson in it

Shoah

Disgusting

Krampus

Cool Runnings

RoboCop 2

did anybody say

>Point Break

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The Hangover.

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13th warrior

League of extraordinary gentlemen

event horizon

What the fuck?

Bloodsport

>called The Rock
>he doesn't have anything to do with Alcatraz, or the movie, and he can be stopped

The Dark Tower