Are you an Imperial or a Stormcloak /b? Tell me why

Are you an Imperial or a Stormcloak /b? Tell me why.

Imperial because Stormcloaks have worst armour, weaponry, cities and accents.

imperials look like shitty lego romans, stormcloaks have bear armour

The fucking stormcloaks are the fucking rednecks of the north. Fuck em.

Stormcloaks! have you fucking seen their sweat ass helmets

I shout bears ablaze, I shout bears apart. Think a dude dressed with a rug can touch me?!

Imperials = Romans
Stormcloaks = vikings
Gee who is better, the most prime examples of western civilization ruling the known world or some pagen losers whose decedent's are getting good raped by muhammad....

Gross, ass sweat helmets

Stormcloak because skyrim is for the nords.

Skyrim belongs to the Nords

oh you beat me to it

Who owns most of Tamriel?

Stormcloak. Romans are degenerates that fucked kids, got drunk, and draw dicks all over everything.

Gods be praised

The Kikes

By the nine divines.

I offer a trade anons. This lovely GT, for the GT of the Jarl of Whiterun.

Something about sending an adventurer out to "get rid of him" by killing a dragon, but instead he kills the dragon and every rabbit/fox/deer on his way there and back.

Stormcloak.

Neither

I'm that psychotic asshole who just sneaks into both camps wiping them both out then arranging the bodies in 200% lewd positions.

Imperial. the reason is simple. you get ulfric's coat. if you are a stormcloak all you get at the end is general tullius's skirt. that's pretty gay.

Imperial and Thalmor supporter.

I think you mean Daedric Prince and massive faggot.

the pimp coat, totally worth it.

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Storm cloak
>patriotic
>attractive
>not Jew elves

stormcloak because it's funny watching them being racist against the dark elves. no analogs there, no sir.

kek, took me a minute to figure it out.

>Romans are degenerates that fucked kids, got drunk, and draw dicks all over everything.
Where do I sign to join the Imperials?

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