Hey, guys. Why you browsing Sup Forums on a Saturday night?

Hey, guys. Why you browsing Sup Forums on a Saturday night?

for dankass memes

i had a great day with my wife, we went to dinner and then took a drive through the country, came home and walked the dogs and then we were going to watch a movie on the couch but she fell asleep at 9 instead. oh well.

bc i have no social life

To keep reminding me that my president is Trump, still cant believe it, Trump and god bless America.

fapping to incest shit and posting girls from my facebook. living the dream amirite

He gets it

Because i love taking a fat dab and getting on Sup Forums sometimes you find something worth scrolling for

Because I'm looking for somebody to Photoshop a pic for me

me too. whats your pic

hahahahaha

i want someone to make it look like a cock is cumming all over her face

Because I hate life.

what's the back story for that pic?

this

Because I'm a lonely alcoholic waste of life with not a single friend - I wake up at 8 PM then proceed to drink myself to the state when life becomes even a slightly bit more bearable, then go to sleep. Not even the greatest passion of my life - video games- are fun anymore.

dun got fuked

i'm on Sup Forums on sat night for shit like this
moar

so... this is basically a random thread.
do you guys like my gf's soles?

I'm more of a pussy man myself. Got any pictures of that?

more

I grew up on this shit. Luckily the only mental illness I ended up with is enjoying some furry porn. I'm here to jerk off.

No

killing time, need to pick up wife and kids @ penn station

Fuck you mean, man? it's 10am Sunday morning.

Not if i get there first

>not living in greatest country of all time
USA, USA, USA!!!

>10 am
U are basically a nigger
>implying you are not

Because my wife is taking a bath, and has asked that I be naked and ready for her to fuck the ever loving life out of me when she gets out all relaxed and horny.

So yeah, I'm bored.

I miss those days without kids!

How much you like them?

Ok. So you jerking it in your mother's basement? Stop lying you fat cunt.

That's a doll.

I am at work, nothing to do between 2-5 AM. Already took a shit and already wanked soooo yeah

That sucks, man. No man deserves to work at these hours.

things imy cunt have
>affordable healthcare
>free education
>thai ladyboys as neighbours

...

no friends they moved away. i have no car to drive around in, it got total.

MOAR

rly same chick?

Because I'm wearing my housemates bikini and I'm looking for something to fap to

Your life sounds wholesome and nice. Keep at it user.

Cause I'm married. Wife is working and I'm horny. Why are you, asshole?

I dont think so.

Kek. So you are a chink? End yourself my man

Eat me sucker

Because I'm off, drinking, and taking a shit.

because im bored and. i am amused by the range of pitiful to godly the people are on this shit but good site

What you drinking? Tequila here.

gf left me cuz i'm too drunk

because everything is meaningless

Because all of you guys are my friends. Right? I'm gonna end myself when mom and dad pass away. No mother and dad deserve to see their child die.

big time

beyond retarded

why so sad, dude?

want more?

...

Because I am oncall for top level escalations

bec. you guys make me laugh, you're all fucking crazy. I love you. I'm just fucking around, got a meatloaf in the oven, My bro is coming by later, probably play some vidya with him for a minute. Sometimes cool OC is posted here. I check it out, jack off, then watch some Hogans Heroes or some shit.

That sounds pretty pathetic. But ok.

Worked all day. Have no friends. Am single. None of my hobbies or interests align with me going out and socializing.

This is my first Saturday at home after 5 years. I'm really happy

Because I was at a mini festival today, spent hours listening to live music at loud levels, and still too amped up (+ tinnitus) to sleep.

I have the squirts

What?

because I had a mental breakdown, lost my job, apartment and fiance. At home with my parents at 27.

but not a blog.

My son found our cat dead, I had to bury the cat last night. I'm trying not to think about it. :/ But it's hard, I can still see his body in my head and can still smell death

cause my wife and kids are asleep upstairs and i'm getting drunk with all you degenerates

Worked all day...The wife is watching her Chinese dramas...my son is in his room and my daughter is at her part time job...i am just chilling in my study...looking at Sup Forums and porn so I could maybe pound my wife later or jerk off...which ever is fine

Same minus kids and add doc percribed oxy (thank god)

cuz i'm lookin for a free game rip

i hate downers. i have some 10mg instant ritalin so i got that going for me

because i hate socializing with people I know. I'd rather socialize with random strangers and trolls on the internet.

meh.

Because none of my friends are responding to my calls to ask them to hang out

I am not retarded.
Just still alone, after waiting for this long for the same person.

This is my wife's feet...what do you all think?

It's the only place that I even remotely fit in.

because I like to relax after hanging out with my friends.

Busted vacation plans for the 4th. Long and short, discovered I was walking into a family shitstorm where my sisters are trying to pay off their mortgages by taking a second mortgage out on our parents house and let that estate default when my mother dies. I'm the only one keeping it form happening. It would have been a long weekend of brow beating 'til I sign the papers. Not playing into that scene.

Im so hung over I can't bear to do anything else

looks like they belong to fred flintstone tbh.

>yabba dabba dooooo!

ur wife is grose

Sherlock is on, my fiancé is knitting a blanket, and I played Overwatch today. Pretty good day today. Oh yea- saw my best friend and had a free dinner on my parents because I got a raise. Sup Forums is like the fucking dessert to a killer day.

Worked out and ate a lot...

I dont give a fuck what you think. But ok.

What the fuck is grose? What language do you speak!

IT is 6.25 Am on sunday I am taking a shit, stupid junk food

I'm sipping on mezcal and a beer. Lurking and watching TV. Getting ready to go to the bar and pull some hoes back to the pad. Maybe

He speaks nigger

Looks like she finds her phone more interesting than you?

>mezcal
I drink that in Mexico back in 09
I guess you are a latino?

More pls

Nah, white boi from so cal. I brought some back from my trip to Cabo. It's super dank.

Your house/appartement had old furniture and there are stains on your bedroom wall. Your wife's skin makes me think she always smells like stinky herbs and puts me off.

Because being user is the only thing that makes me feel like im social.

Or, maybe im just boring and got shit else to do but keep an eye out for interesting threads

How did the cat die? Old age or shitbull mauling?

Wife's ragging, kids asleep, and half lit.

I have nothing better to do.

My best friend, who was also my gf is mad with me. I feel pretty empty without her :(

I've got work to do and it's hard so this is a distraction.