This made me angry...

This made me angry.. How can a fat shit like this cum so much and I'm in great shape and can just dribble out a few streams?

because

Maybe you are doing it wrong user

don't dap 3 times a day and ur loads will be more plentiful.
simple as that.

You're born with it or you aren't, I've always roped and never considered it unusual until adulthood and the internet.

Maybe he just saved his cum up, fucking retard.

I've edged for hours and tried the supplements but can't do it.

Doesn't work like that, after 3-4 days your body absorbs excess and someone that ropes like that will do it consistently.

I have always been able to easily shoot over my head if I am laying down. I don't know why that is appealing to guys who can't. Most women can't handle me cumming in their mouth. I can't cum wearing a condom because it will come right off. If I can go bareback I give women yeast infections very easily because of the sheer amount of semen I shoot. Plus it is just messy to have a wank. I pretty much have to do it into a sock or else I'm cleaning up 6-7 feet around me.

>Most women can't handle me cumming in their mouth
>If I can go bareback I give women yeast infections very easily
These

I think there is something very masculine about it, and it feels almost inferior to not be able to do it. If I watch porn and there are two guys cumming on a girl and one guy shoots way more than the other, the guy that dribbles seems like a loser.

My last girlfriend did like it when she gave me handjobs tbh, but not all women aren't into it. If I get lucky and find someone at a bar I pretty much have to warn them if they blow me or help them aim my dick if they are jerking me off.

Do you have big balls?

Heh, I remember the first time I got a bj i hadn't learned the niceties of warning your partner, she valiantly took it all while gagging on it, promptly got up and ran to the sink to semi vomit and I was left with a wet, cooling dong and feeling guilty.

>comparing two other guys dick spurts
soon you will be gay
Dudes in porn can have a squeeze-bulb they hold behind their dick to make it look like they are throwing ropes. Gay porn does it better because faggots like that sort of thing. When it's done badly it doesn't even look like jizz.

Not at all. My balls are average and my dick is too (about 6.5 inches erect). The only difference I noticed (like in boot camp and at the gym) is that my balls don't hang down very far. I don't know if that has anything to do with it.

Mine pull up tight like the dude in OP when I'm aroused, as to size I've never laid them next to another guys.

save up for a day or two.
also jerking off after making out with some chick works well

Me too. I didn't know I was different until I started watching porn. Peter North is the only porn star that even approaches the amount/distance I put out.

that's not really considered "so much"

in case this is not a troll

try not ejaculating for like a week, then edge a bit on the day before you ejaculate, and on the day that you will

it's what I do when Im planning to give my gf a facial, it always works

And everyone ever asks him his secret and I always think to myself
>maybe it's maybelline

Stop jerking off 4 times a day, every day

Cantaloupe

over the next three days, eat three cantaloupes. stay hydrated, give it try.

lol. Everyone asks the "Mark's Head Bobbers Hand Jobbers" guy about cumming ropes too. If he was dishonest he could just selling some bullshit supplement and telling people he takes that.

MHBHJ volume extreme cream?

I only really have really watery jizz and it just dribbles out a ton. Pretty sure my testicles are dead or something.

Save it up. I was like you but I spent the last week not fapping and yesterday I shot all over my chest.

You're doing it too often.
Wait a few days.

because you're not a real man

Why were you looking at a fat fuck masturbating