I'm in a chemistry lab with no supervision
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I'm in a chemistry lab with no supervision
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Swallow some HFl
make a deffagifier spray
read the msds
Mix nirogyn and glycerin
Don't be a nigger
sodium and water! sodium and water!
Done
op is fag
Make a bomb.
stuff balls in suitably sized beaker or flask. post pics, nigger.
SCIENCE !
Synthesize Chlorine Triflouride.
make some meth, duh
Synthesize MDMA.
Steal safrole
Find a cure for all cancers. Destroy it but shoving it up your ass and lighting it on fire.
Theres usually enough materials to make mustard gas. Do that
find a superacid and dip your nuts in it.
Find a spectrophotometer and determine the wavelength outputs of your fecal material!!!
Call jesse.
Baby Blue.
It would be 0.
drink DMSO
underrated as fuck... lulz
Chlorine + formaldehyde
Dichloromethane is kinda fun since it dissolves most glues and stuff. toluene + nitric acid with the beaker in a warm water bath. Liquid N2 is fun to throw on the floor. You could do some sulfuric acid + sugar stuff. If you make some piranha solution, that's a dangerously fun thing. You can also just leave some almond extract in the lab, that'll freak the other lab monkeys out.
Granted most of these ideas might get you fired. IDK do the most and do that plastic cup prank except alternating with bleach and ammonia.
*CESIUM* ftfy
Actually ignore all this.
Analyze your jizz in the mass spec. DO IT FAGGOT
don't do stupid shit you'll be caught the next day
its not like they don't keep tight inventory on shit like that
Nigger, that is not how nitroglycerin is made, wtf.
I know
cook up a nice batch of marijuana cigarettes
this shit if you want to be somewhat semi productive and still have a nice kek
Make yourself a gf
Run and repeat highly objective tests on jet fuel and steel beams
Mix bleach and ammonia