I'm in a chemistry lab with no supervision

I'm in a chemistry lab with no supervision
What should I do Sup Forums?

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Swallow some HFl

make a deffagifier spray

read the msds

Mix nirogyn and glycerin

Don't be a nigger

sodium and water! sodium and water!

Done

op is fag

Make a bomb.

stuff balls in suitably sized beaker or flask. post pics, nigger.

SCIENCE !

Synthesize Chlorine Triflouride.

make some meth, duh

Synthesize MDMA.

Steal safrole

Find a cure for all cancers. Destroy it but shoving it up your ass and lighting it on fire.

Theres usually enough materials to make mustard gas. Do that

find a superacid and dip your nuts in it.

Find a spectrophotometer and determine the wavelength outputs of your fecal material!!!

Call jesse.

Baby Blue.

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It would be 0.

drink DMSO

underrated as fuck... lulz

Chlorine + formaldehyde

Dichloromethane is kinda fun since it dissolves most glues and stuff. toluene + nitric acid with the beaker in a warm water bath. Liquid N2 is fun to throw on the floor. You could do some sulfuric acid + sugar stuff. If you make some piranha solution, that's a dangerously fun thing. You can also just leave some almond extract in the lab, that'll freak the other lab monkeys out.

Granted most of these ideas might get you fired. IDK do the most and do that plastic cup prank except alternating with bleach and ammonia.

*CESIUM* ftfy

Actually ignore all this.

Analyze your jizz in the mass spec. DO IT FAGGOT

don't do stupid shit you'll be caught the next day
its not like they don't keep tight inventory on shit like that

Nigger, that is not how nitroglycerin is made, wtf.

I know

cook up a nice batch of marijuana cigarettes

this shit if you want to be somewhat semi productive and still have a nice kek

Make yourself a gf

Run and repeat highly objective tests on jet fuel and steel beams

Mix bleach and ammonia