Best Greentexts thread? I'll start

Best Greentexts thread? I'll start

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So have you been diagnosed with autism or are you waiting for the results

Waiting for results, I know this isn't a greentext, selected the wrong image

No but did you know that if you or a loved one are diagnosed with mesothelioma, you may be entitled to financial compensation?

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I was eating, you fucking cunt

Lost

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that was rough lol

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this one gets me every fucking time

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Fuck, I've become more of a pussy I guess because I nearly threw up a few times.

I fucking hate this, I've applied to so many places so many times and haven't even gotten a single reply.

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I'm in the same boat

>lay on side
>roll along floor til motor burns out

Your move, jigsaws retarded brother

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Start pouring syrup onto the belt and add some fire ants.

Sure that will work, want to try it out?

Obviously OP thought of these already

Kek, when the payouts get here, call me

gets me every time lmfao

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Wouldn't your torn flesh at some point somewhat lubicrate the ground depending on where you stand?

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Christ that was bad

kek'd

Keep em coming

literally no greentext in that image you fucking retard

This is probably the weirdest thing I've gotten a boner to.
I think I'll just quit life right now.

1/2

2/2

>best greentext
>no greentext

That would be best.

OP here, eat my ass

I remember that, fucking gold

Get lucky, you fucking scrubs.

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would if I could you dubs wielding maniac

lost

this one is up right now

lost

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long and feels filled

read at risk

finished that listening to this: youtube.com/watch?v=_jUz-Nqn0jM

that was some feelsy shit