Its 4:30 am and I'm bored. Ask a McDonald's worker anything

Its 4:30 am and I'm bored. Ask a McDonald's worker anything.

where do you work?

Ever cum, spit, piss, etc in the food?

Burger King user.

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Only spit.

Will you help me find a ditch to place some wandering jews I randomly picked up. Preferably shady because they risk burning in the heat

Why did you do it?

Customer is a regular who's a dick all the time.

do you guys ever give customers that are nice either inside or drive thru "fresher" food than others that are just meh or rude?

I feel if i worked there id get sick if the food real fast

Do you eat there or do you get something else

Some don't but I usually give them free apple pies.

I eat there, haven't gotten tired of the food just yet.

Why did you guys lose this the bacon

why are you guys so stingy with the sauces?

Why dont you assholes serve the full menu at all hours instead of this breakfast only shit

why aren't you fucking working?

It depends on the location and surrounding area. We're located near a popular amusement park
and a horse racing track with a tiny casino so we get busy often. We just give customers a hand full of packets.

Go make me a burger!

Because then we'll lose a lot of inventory for the next morning user :)

Ice cream machine broke?

I work in 3 hours don't worry :)

ever thought about college?

would you like that to be a meal?

free meaning you pay for them?
or does the company know about it and not care?
does that mean you can eat as many apple pies as you want?

Nope, ours is in good order.

why are you at work 3 hours fucking early?

Shipping out for the Air Force in 4 months, just making a few bucks right now.

Free apple pies as in completely free. Our managers don't care unless we give out too much.

ever thought of just making a jew bucks in the navy?

explain to me why i get 20 nuggets and only 2 sauces. i ask for a couple more and they legit act like its coming out of their paycheck

Thought about it. But I was interested in the Air Force ever since I was young.

Is it real chicken in the nuggets?

ever thought of thinking of it since you were older?

Must be because they're busy at the moment and you're just making them do more work.

323 bulldogs

Mostly grounded up bones.

Im spying on my neighbors

What year?

your fucking neighbors? what the fuck are you telling me you live next to your job, or that your neighbors are just at your work.

Na just the burger no pickels add bacon

have you ever had an in-n-out burger OP?

Never have. Heard it's good.

do you ever smuggle food to eat for yourself or do you have self-control? it's okay i won't judge you

sometimes the thought of hot guys spitting in my food turns me on because it's like getting a french kiss

How much are you making and why mcdonalds?

it's so good. i go at least once a week. you should go if you're ever in the region

Managers are uptight about that. If we mess up on an order we can't keep it, must go to a specific bin.
I tried to smuggle messed up orders once but the managers have eyes like a hawk.

do you think pickles are nasty?

you what mate

$11.50 and I'm working just to make a few bucks before I get shipped out.

why does it have to go to the bin? why can't homeless people eat it at least?

are you going to the military?

that would encourage "mess ups" and the bin is to track lost artillery

Yes sir I am.

It lets corporate know how our store is doing. And how we can improve if we mess up too much.

wooooooould, you ever fuck a dog in the ass? fuck a dog in the ass? you wanna fuck a dog?

thank you for your service

Yeah, i dont like the bitter shit

How often do you mess up orders?
Daily?

ohhh i see... wasted tasties

how much jb ass do you get when you give pretty girls free stuff or upgrade their orders?

Do you make minimum?

I'm literally the only person in my restaurant willing to do graveyards so I finally told them if they didn't give me a raise I would quit. I make 65 cents above minimum now.

in an 8 hour shift I probably mess up around 6 times.

What is so hard to understand about "no cheese please" for you dumb fuckers? You only get it right on the first try maybe 1 out of 5 times.

I make $11.50. Minimum here is $7.75

does the wash your hands every 30 minutes rule apply?
and if so is it enforced?

If their wearing a red shirt it means their brand new. But they also might be making you mad on purpose if you gave them attitude.

how do you feel when people tip you? my mom told me it was rude to tip at fast food restaurants

We only hear that on headsets and managers don't enforce that at our location.

I never met a customer that tipped us.

why don't you like cheese? pickles i understand but cheese is guud

is that bad if they do though?

do you guys still sell the Pie à la Mode?

they're* not their

Probably not. I would gladly take someone's money.

Would it be easy for someone to get a job at MC D's if they've never been employed before, is 20, overweight, and has no driving liscense?

Sorry ;-;

what would you do for a Klondike bar?

yay!!

At our location, McDonald's is everyone's fist time having a job so yes.

don't a lot of people start out working at mcdonald's anyway...? i mean it's never too late to start~

wow you've never had a real job before? at 20? well first they're gonna ask you if you have a reliable way to get to work. then they're gonna ask you a series of simple answer questions to find out if you're crazy or autistic. then, if you're real nice and dress appropriately and look clean, they might hire you if they're actually hiring.

Your sister :^)

that's pretty extreme, i mean i'd go out and buy one. but hey, i'd do your sister for one too. in the pooper and the foreplay would be masturbation with mcdonalds condiment sauces, maybe bring some salted fries and sprinkle some on her between 10 fucks or so

how often do workers spit in food?

why mcdonalds? besides just to make a few bucks before you're shipped off like the dildo you are

Nope, we sell strawberry though.

I've done some odd jobs before mainly work for a landscaping company during the winter shoveling snow for $10.00 an hour. Was gonna start working last after I graduated but my pushed me into communty college with this free tution program. I've failed and now probably gonna have to pay back the tuition

Its 5:24 in the morning and I'm still stuck in an elevator. Ask me anything

I already knew a few people there so why not apply to that location?

YOU SELL STRAWBERRY PIE?

man i miss that thing, used to get it for my break all the time when I was working here, and it's fo fucking cheap!

Is there anyone else in there with you?

Yes user we do, limited time only ;)

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i will fart in his elevator if he doesn't give my fat ass an extra chicken nugget

any honest job is worth the pay. i started working as a dishwasher when i was 16 in 2008 for 6.75/hour. i'm headed to community college for the first time, and i'm 25.. hope i don't fail. i hope you can find a way to get a higher education that leads you to a job that pays a livable wage

Serious question:does your ice-cream machine actually work?

WHEN??