Ask what you want to someone that just became a jew

Ask what you want to someone that just became a jew

why do you run the world?

Kys

why would you bother?

the conversion process takes forever. it's a massive pain in the ass.

also there's no massive worldwide conspiracy, so you don't get admitted to a secret club or get any benefits like that...

all you did was join an ethno-religious group that the world loves to shit on.

Whats your opinion on socialism?

I don't know what you talking about, my father is a Wall Street broker and my mom works for Bank of America. I just had my Bar Mitzvah.

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Because I believe in what the Torah says.

What cons and pros living in Israel?

approx what age are you?
why did you become a jew? relationship reasons?
did you have to snibbety snab ? ; DDDDD