Dont mind me just omw to page 10

Dont mind me just omw to page 10

Naw bitch. You ain't going nowhere but hfil.

prepare yourself for battle

*slowly unsheathes sword*

Do you understand who it is you're challenging? The Ryu-moemoe style is nigh impossible to beat without years of intensive desu meditation. You won't be able to hit me even once if you can't follow my center of sugoi. Knowing this, are you still fool enough to draw your blade?

*tips fedora*

hehehe. You still can't tell can you? I am he who was trained by master Neo in the redpill dojo. He who runs with his arms behind his back. He who singlehandedly posts all Sup Forums racebait threads. It is you who is the fool for I am Daniel: The One True Master of the Edgelord Style.

*shhhhnk*
Enough talk. I haven't fapped in hours. Let's get this over with.

HYAAA!

Sorry man, im gonna have to pull you over to page 1 for a mandatory security check, as that meme u have looks pretty suspicious.

*fwoo-CHING*

*ft ft ft ft*

*CHING-CHING-CLANG GLEEN*

Heh. Your pretty good, kid. But that's enough of a warm up. Time to get serious.

*CLING CLANG CLINK CLANG ZAPZOOPDOOWOPBOPBEBOPSHOODOPOPWOP*

*Daniel having received a gash to his left cheek, teleports out of sight*
Coward! We both know you haven't the skill to win this time! Come out and fight me, coward!

*rustling in the bushes to user's left*

*a rabbit with a note on it's back hops out*

*user hesitantly unstraps the letter, being sure to keep his moemoe-field at full power in all directions*

This in japanese you weaboo fuck! You know you're the only one in our middle school that can read kanji! Enough with the cheap tricks! Show yourself or I'm activating the Golden Holy Furious of Anger Full Yandere-jutsu!

this thread is gold

*Daniel: The One True Master of the Edgelord Style teleports behind user*

The note said "Watashi wa anata no ushiro ni shunkan watashi no eien ni yuiitsu no seieki no nioi no ikari o esukēpu suru koto ga dekinai yō ni watashi no on'nanoko - penisu-fū no katana no sentan ni shijiru o jūden suru tame ni furūtsubasuketto o minagara kono usagi de en totta shi." Translation: look behind you. Heh. Sorry kid. Nothing personal.

*Daniel: The One True Master of the Edgelord Style cuts user's throat, spraying blood and coagulated cheez wiz all across the lunch room*

Too easy. Maybe if you edged for 12 hours a day like me you'd have enough testosterone stored up to survive a blow like that. Hehehe. I bet you weren't even really a virgin.

*Daniel: The One True Master of the Edgelord Style pulls out his i-pod shuffle and listens to "In The End" by Linkin Park for the 33, 142ed time*

*As Daniel: The One True Master of the Edgelord Style relaxes into his SJW_Retardant meditation something strange begins to happen*

*the trap and futa pronography Daniel has quantum-terminally spirit-synched onto the back of his eyelids keeps him from noticing that the coagulated cheese is beginning to shake and shiver. user-chan is still alive*

*As user-tans body slowly reforms, Daniel: The One True Master of the Edgelord Style begins to feel around in his pocket in order to play another game of Public Pocket Fun(LIfe on the Edge Edition). He tenderly inches past his condom full of pocket spaghetti and grabs his wingding with both hands*

*Meanwhile user-chan is now almost completely reformed; taking his time in casting his ultimate jutsu*

*low mumble* iyahafagirfren nofureelshesa mahdool shilivsin Ka!Na!Da! anshealwaystrynasmash somushmybonerisntworknurmur*deep breath*

Daniel-san. It is a fool's move to turn their back on enemy, cheezed or not.

*Daniel: The One True Master of the Edgelord Style, caught just at the moment of orgasm denial, bursts his eyes open*

*A heavy aura, constipated and purple fills the air*

*A bead of sweat rolls down user's forehead as the pressure grows. He is immobilized by fear, but still fully charged and ready to enter Full Manly Tradional Punches Yandere style*

Daniel: See, I thought you might try something like this. And that's why I was only feigning edging, user. Hehehe, you fag. I wasn't edging at all. No, this time I fully intended on cumming, HAHAHHAHA!

*user-chan's eyes are wide as the implications sink in---Daniel: The One True Master of the Edgelord Style is well to known to have been saving his semen for marriage and also to have edged 12 hours daily for the last 15 years of his life*

Y-you wouldn't do that here. That's insane! This is between you and me Daniel! Leave the rest of the school out of this!

bump

*daniel makes a face like the spoopiest skelatl as he opens the floodgates*

HAHAHHAHAHHA! You should have known better user-chan! There's no way you can't cum to mlp futas, you fool! HAHHAHHAHHAHHAHA!

*At the same moment Daniel: The One True Master of the Edgelord Style meets his climax, user-tan says the magic words*

Reply to this post or your mother while die in you sleep!

*user enters a full magical girl transformation sequence*

*hearts and stars and shit are flying everywhere while a torrential outpour of semen is now flooding the cafeteria. Shorter students are already begining to drown*

*user-chan rises intot he air as his clothing is stripped off of him in bright sparkly waves of color. A skirt materializes at his waist. Pedobear hairclips appearf rom nowhere and are pulled like magnets into his hair. A double headed dildo phazes into reality before user and he grasps it with both hands. The transformation is complete*

*the semen is now deep enough that taller students and teachers are now in it up to their chests*

user: Daniel. This is your last chance to give up! Stop cumming now and we can both leave here with our lives!

Daniel: Heh. I already told you, user. There's no way to not cum to this. Here. Let me brainlink your spirit power to my ki frequency so I can direct download this porn into your eyelids. Then maybe you'd understand why I have to do this.

user: NO! You fool!

*user slaps the earphone out of Daniel's hand with the dildo-wand*

It ends here!

*user-tan's eyes begin to glow as pink as his magical girl hair. he is summoning every ounce of power for this one last attack*

*The only thing he heeds now is for someone in this thread to roll dubs. God help us, if user can't do it before it's too late*

If no dubs are rolled within the next 9 posts, Daniel will win by default.

Roller of dubs has a say on how this ends

roll

roll

that was fast

since they made no request if this is dubs Daniel wins and eats his cum after

winrar

user-kun transforms into a cunt-boy (the polar opposite of a fute) to drain Daniel's concentration. Then some sort of psychological attack about telling his mother.

this

a winrar is u

*user's entire body now glows a deep pink as he raises his dildo-wand*

Ok, Daniel. I tried to reason with you. I'm sorry, but this is the only way you leave me.

*The glow begins to cover the dildo-wand as it grows exponentially*

*user enters the Ryu-Moemoe stance as he closes his eyes*

If only you had listened to reason, Daniel. Looks like you've microwaved your last tendie.

*In a burst of neon pink user is suddenly directly in front of Daniel*

Now that I've closed the gap, it's about time we stuffed this peeny.

*user shoves the dildo into Daniel's urethra, leaving the cum nowhere to go.*

Daniel: Waaaa-wahhh! You can't do that! No! How will I protect my people from white genocide now! Nooooooooo!

*Daniel slowly begins to inflate, swelling with his sown cum*

*user, realizing that the room will almost definitely be filled in a moment, thinks fast. he shoves the wand deeper and deeper until the second head pops out of Daniels mouth*

You did your best, kid. But no matter how edgy you might be, you will never, NEVER be enough to take down Anonymous Jones-tan. Who knows? Maybe I'll see you in Hell some day.

*user vibrates all of his and Daniel's molecules exactly 100 feet to the left, existing the cafeteria and putting themselves intot he principals office*

Principal Mustache, Daniel here has been a bad, bad boy. I'll leave him to you.

*user teleports back to the cafeteria*

Moustache:dafuq is this?

*Daniel, so full of cum, it's pouring out of his eyes, has finally reached max capacity. Thar. She. Blows.*

*BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM! BANG! POW OWOWOWOW! KAPFOOOOOOOOOOSH! CLING CLANG CLINK BOPPLEKEK*

Afterward: Everyone died in the cafeteria, choked to death on Daniel's spectacular show of bigcums. user-chan went on to learn Kanji and realized that Daniel had been fucking rabbits for years now. All guilt he felt for killing the man was dispersed at this revelation

Thanks for reading. I have to go do things with my totally real canadian model gf bye

Thank you