Millennials getting jobs

Hello I'm here for the job interview, bro!

My hobbies include: Vans shoes, Bernie Sanders, collecting vintage Duck Decoys, and Bug Chasing.

>bug chasing
Childhood was awesome
I had like 10 spiders

this thread is going to 404 after >20 posts.

Just so you know.

mods have been cocksuckers lately

Signapore that isn't the kind of bugs you are thinking of.

Nothing to do with the mods.

Everything to do with the fact that you're posting overdone bullshit like a total cock fag.

Well we usually don't hire men at this brothel. But I like your attitude. You're hired!

I really hope you're that pure muslim poland

Ah
Ah
Thank you for opening my eyes

kys

well sounds like daddy didn't fuck you hard enough last night, kiddo

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kk

Here's a visual demonstration

>skills: categorizing large amounts of data in compartmentalized spaces, leadership and raising my followers to reach their fullest potential, knowing how to properly manage monetary funds, and being multilingual

DUDE

hey Daddy-O, I'm totes here for this interview thingy.

My Interests include: Anime, milk, Radical meme's, reddit, trapping, super glue, and this newfangled thing called porchetta

Don't you mean "Ah! Ah!"?

WHYYYYYYY

>Bussanut here
>Turkey baster
>guys face at 0:07
>Black guy in background

My life is over. Why Sup Forums?

Trapping?

>stupid homophobes, why do they persecute me so?

that's... not what you think it means.

So progressive!
you bigots would never understand

>when the skin peels back

Is this what feeling the bern is like?

Well I'm sorry. Your resume is astounding, but we've been looking for more diversity in the workplace and it just so happens to be THAT YOU'RE A FUCKING WHITE MALE!!!

>work industry

What other industries are there? Or does this person acknowledge that there's bullshit non work "jobs" around

>Radical

Sweet summer child

The new millennial aspiration is quite similar to niggers the past 20 years:

Nigger: "I'm an aspiring rapper."
Millennial: "Well, I have 37 Twitch followers, so my future is quite apparent."

but I'm not like the other white males, I'm a M2F Transylvanian-transracial-froggybottomed-lemonsucking-WomanOfColor

You from Portland Oregon

yes

>Bug Chasing
I'll be doing floorkissing towards Meccah than accept this kind of fugging degeneracy.

Hey YOU FUCKING WHITE MALE!
I'm here for the Job Interview. Now stop staring at my breasts, you sick FUCKING WHITE MALE!

my hobbys and interests include: FUCKING WHITE MALES!

>my hobbys and interests include: FUCKING WHITE MALES!

I'm guessing she doesn't get to do that very often

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Hello fellow Millenials,
I am here for the Job Interview, sir.
This is a fantastic opportunity, and I thank you for it.

As a fellow Millennial my Hobbies include: Moby Dick, She ya laboof, curly mustaches, Kenan and peels, conyay east, hole foods, Pased blue ribbon beer, beastie boys and of course Kathy Parry

A FUCKING WHITE WHALE

GET IT JAPAN!

Hey my name is Lanz....ah...I mean Laverne, and this is my friend Shirley.
We are here at this Job Interview today hoping to work in your elementary school. We heard it's a pretty cool school, hehe!

Singapore seems so innocent, and they have men that look like cute women.

>hole foods
>Kathy parry

Kek

i dont understand what is happening someone please explain. what is being poured into this man's asshole?

>what is being poured into this man's asshole
aids cum

Butterbeer.

Old man here. The fuck is a "twitch?" These millennials even sound like brain-dead zombies.
>"Did you contribute meaningfully to society today?"
>"No but I did a new twitch."

ayy muddafuggah, I be here fo' da free sheeit.
I gots chillunz to feed n' shieet, i used up muh' last dollahs on the amberlamps fo' phoor lil' roofus, that dum muddafugga shoodnt be fuggin round wit hoes n' shieeet, ya hear me.
wear r da free bennafitz at??

I've a feeling that garden gnome has seen some shit.

>likes black guys
>has a Kramer poster.

kek

www.twitch.tv

People play video games . . then, for some reason, other people watch and donate money.

>then, for some reason other people watch and donate money.

tits.

they are and i bet the NWO/illuminati or whoever are having a good chuckle at that accomplishment. i mean theres just no fuckin way kids are that stupid naturally. or maybe i under estimate them

DELETE THISSSSS

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Hello darkness my old friend

Same, I caught a fuckload of bumblebees (or however you write/spell that shit)

shut up rain

>people you know and care about will defend this

>Posing in front of a painting of a racist

You're fired.

How the fuck can anyone watch that whole thing. I can beat off to videos of people dying, but that is just a new level of unbelievable. It physically hurts me to watch that.

And people volunteer to have this done to them.

you're here for the job interview too?

>be a tattooed and pierced retard
>suddenly have to do social media trending so you don't feel stigmatized
>wasn't ever a problem before getting inked

You came for the interview? Ah yes. Namaste, welcome to the company, we've been expecting you. Please, have a seat over at the bean bags, we'll be with you shortly. Care for a ginseng tea?

thank you, I brought my friend and my dog too so they can apply as well. hope you don't mind.

I
will
not
hire
any
single
one
of
you

> Go to interview in Australia
> Not hired
> Walk out the door
> Die

>work industry

Haha, yeah... I had so many mantises
"Bug chasing" hahaha..... ;')

wads wrung? we broduce werk and shid :DDDD

>Go to interview in Australia
>The interviewers dont hire you because you're not a disabled transgender black midget
>Walk out the door
>Get arrested for not checking privilege

Ebin :DDDDDDDDDDDD

When gan I stard? :DDDDDDD

Don't mind at all. We welcome everyone regardless of gender or the lack of gender, sexual orientation, ethnicity or age. This is what makes us a successful, diverse and very creative company.

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