Dear Sup Forums I have had quite a week. I met up with four different dudes the other day and let them come in my pussy. The other night, a slug crawled into my house so I let it crawl around on my genitals. Tomorrow I'm going to let another man creampie me.
Please call me a slut in the comments.
Owen Stewart
Proof?
Julian Sanders
you should have taken photos of the slug crawling on you so you had something to post in the thread you planned on making
James Turner
Who said I planned on making a thread?
The slug was 5" long, similar to pic.
Juan Ortiz
I asked the 55 year old I'm seeing tomorrow if he likes thong underwear. He said he'd be able to get it in quicker if I'm wearing them.
The question is whether or not I should wear them all day (at work) or just slip them on in the van before I go in. Thoughts?
Jeremiah Jones
You let them pound your asshole?
Caleb King
No, only my pussy because I wanted to get rid of the dudes asap. I'm only looking to increase my number of partners.
Tomorrow will be #50
Christian Powell
Rape van?
You sound like a slut
Also tits and timestamp or gtfo
Jayden James
I had my tits removed. I'm ftm
Gavin Cruz
tits or gtfo
Gavin Scott
I'm literally flat from my surgery.
Gabriel Miller
So you want to be a boy who lets boys fuck his pussy?
Thomas Johnson
I'm gay af
Evan Hill
But you are a girl so you are straight
Grayson Wright
lol
Colton Allen
OP here, please call me a faggot slut.
Nicholas Diaz
You let 50 dudes fuck you raw and fill you with cream?
Robert Cooper
Nah, 50 total overall. Only 20 or so were raw.
Chase Taylor
and how many got to fuck that ass?
Isaac Perez
after #46 (I didn't get names) I got stuck in traffic for an hour and a half. So I was sitting around with his seed dripping down my lips and slicking around my pussy.
Xavier White
Overall I think about the same number.
Carson Wood
pics slut
Cameron Lewis
>tits with timestamps >gtfo
Brandon Cook
And you let them shoot shit in you shit shoot?
Anthony Price
You'll get nothing and like.
Benjamin Clark
what's the point of having anal sex if you can't creampie dat ass?
Jacob Hall
I sent this to the guy earlier, so
Carter Rodriguez
Why dont you shave?
Brandon Gonzalez
lol I did
Anthony Diaz
your legs bitch
Jackson Thompson
nice microbenis
Angel Murphy
Mom?
Jose Hill
I'm not a swimmer. Guys usually only shave their legs for sports or some shit dumbass
Xavier Kelly
Thanks
John King
You arent a guy. You have a pussy. Making you a girl. A hairy girl.
Brayden Ross
lol
yOu HaVe A pUsSy MaKiNg YoU a GiRl A hAiRy GiRl
Logan Sullivan
Wait... I'm confused.
So you're a pre op woman who is now a man but you still have a pussy, right?
Are you sure you're not my mom?
John Nelson
I'm a man with a pussy, and a giant fag.
I'm probably not your mom though
Aaron Adams
You think your a man with a masculine pussy?
Daniel Powell
Trips don't lie!
Isaiah Barnes
A girl who likes boys isn't a fag.
Austin Brooks
Would you be my mom? You know, for arguments sake?
Or would you be my dad?
Lincoln Foster
OP...
You're like a reverse trap!
Logan King
Finally, an accurate statement!
Brody Cox
Still a trap for the girl that goes home with it thinking they are going to get some dick.
Jacob Miller
I'm sterile, so.... neither
Cooper Foster
Why would I go home with a girl? I'm gay.
Benjamin James
But as we all know, traps ARE gay. You're a reverse trap so you must be straight?
>mind can't cope!
Nathan Brown
lol cis people are stupid af
Mason Carter
Never mind all this nonsense.
The real question is, when can I fuck you OP?
Juan Fisher
Unless we happen to find each other on craigslist, then not at all.
Jack Perez
Is it gay to fuck a dude with a pussy?
Andrew Baker
VERY
Mason Nguyen
You guys still haven't decided whether or not I should wear the thong all day or change in the van.
Kayden Morris
What state?
Ayden Nelson
CA
Nathaniel Wilson
You're a dude. Man the fuck up and decide. Men don't ask for help or advice. That is women shit. Let that go.
Grayson Reyes
You mean you're not going to shower first? Eww
Also, pics of thong?
Nolan Perez
u right
Connor Anderson
Don't be such a baby. That's why you're not getting laid.
Justin Reyes
Kek!
2010 Toyota Camry SE, 4 cylinder automatic, 160,000 miles, started making this loud tapping noise that sounds metallic, no performance issues. Doesn't start until the engine has been running for a few minutes. One mechanic said it sounded like it could be coming from the exhaust front heat shield area and to take it to an exhaust place. Any ideas OP???
Leo Price
Stick your dick in it
Caleb Clark
Kek
I get plenty thanks. I just have standards
Nicholas White
Letting everyone in town bang your worn out box doesn't sound like standards
Luis Ward
i JuSt HaVe StAnDaRdS
Jaxson White
OP here, trying to get my partner count to 100. You think I can do it? I'm like halfway there.
Adrian Gonzalez
What? I'm not OP you knob munch. What ever stank vag
Jordan Baker
Mostly I didn't expect Sup Forums to be full of so many boring normies
Jason Mitchell
Yes, of course. You have a pussy.
Can I ask why? Will you stop at 100?
Nathaniel Gutierrez
We don't take kindly to your kind round here.
Brody Rivera
They got dubs though...
Tyler Adams
assuming either of you fuckers have pussies
stop the bullshit
Luis Morgan
I mean I wanted to get to 50 originally but I'm already basically there. So I bumped it up to 100. I don't see why I'd stop there? I love fucking strange old men on the internet. I'm also looking for one of them to be my fisting daddy
>love fucking strange old men on the internet Then why put a target number? Just fuck as much as you can. Also, you should get them to rubber up or you're gonna get sick. Could pass it on to.
Elijah Diaz
Since you think your are a man can I hit you like a man?