Dear Sup Forums I have had quite a week. I met up with four different dudes the other day and let them come in my pussy...

Dear Sup Forums I have had quite a week. I met up with four different dudes the other day and let them come in my pussy. The other night, a slug crawled into my house so I let it crawl around on my genitals. Tomorrow I'm going to let another man creampie me.

Please call me a slut in the comments.

Proof?

you should have taken photos of the slug crawling on you so you had something to post in the thread you planned on making

Who said I planned on making a thread?

The slug was 5" long, similar to pic.

I asked the 55 year old I'm seeing tomorrow if he likes thong underwear. He said he'd be able to get it in quicker if I'm wearing them.

The question is whether or not I should wear them all day (at work) or just slip them on in the van before I go in. Thoughts?

You let them pound your asshole?

No, only my pussy because I wanted to get rid of the dudes asap. I'm only looking to increase my number of partners.

Tomorrow will be #50

Rape van?

You sound like a slut

Also tits and timestamp or gtfo

I had my tits removed. I'm ftm

tits or gtfo

I'm literally flat from my surgery.

So you want to be a boy who lets boys fuck his pussy?

I'm gay af

But you are a girl so you are straight

lol

OP here, please call me a faggot slut.

You let 50 dudes fuck you raw and fill you with cream?

Nah, 50 total overall. Only 20 or so were raw.

and how many got to fuck that ass?

after #46 (I didn't get names) I got stuck in traffic for an hour and a half. So I was sitting around with his seed dripping down my lips and slicking around my pussy.

Overall I think about the same number.

pics slut

>tits with timestamps
>gtfo

And you let them shoot shit in you shit shoot?

You'll get nothing and like.

what's the point of having anal sex if you can't creampie dat ass?

I sent this to the guy earlier, so

Why dont you shave?

lol I did

your legs bitch

nice microbenis

Mom?

I'm not a swimmer. Guys usually only shave their legs for sports or some shit dumbass

Thanks

You arent a guy. You have a pussy. Making you a girl. A hairy girl.

lol

yOu HaVe A pUsSy MaKiNg YoU a GiRl A hAiRy GiRl

Wait... I'm confused.

So you're a pre op woman who is now a man but you still have a pussy, right?

Are you sure you're not my mom?

I'm a man with a pussy, and a giant fag.

I'm probably not your mom though

You think your a man with a masculine pussy?

Trips don't lie!

A girl who likes boys isn't a fag.

Would you be my mom? You know, for arguments sake?

Or would you be my dad?

OP...

You're like a reverse trap!

Finally, an accurate statement!

Still a trap for the girl that goes home with it thinking they are going to get some dick.

I'm sterile, so.... neither

Why would I go home with a girl? I'm gay.

But as we all know, traps ARE gay.
You're a reverse trap so you must be straight?

>mind can't cope!

lol cis people are stupid af

Never mind all this nonsense.

The real question is, when can I fuck you OP?

Unless we happen to find each other on craigslist, then not at all.

Is it gay to fuck a dude with a pussy?

VERY

You guys still haven't decided whether or not I should wear the thong all day or change in the van.

What state?

CA

You're a dude. Man the fuck up and decide. Men don't ask for help or advice. That is women shit. Let that go.

You mean you're not going to shower first? Eww

Also, pics of thong?

u right

Don't be such a baby. That's why you're not getting laid.

Kek!

2010 Toyota Camry SE, 4 cylinder automatic, 160,000 miles, started making this loud tapping noise that sounds metallic, no performance issues. Doesn't start until the engine has been running for a few minutes. One mechanic said it sounded like it could be coming from the exhaust front heat shield area and to take it to an exhaust place. Any ideas OP???

Stick your dick in it

Kek

I get plenty thanks. I just have standards

Letting everyone in town bang your worn out box doesn't sound like standards

i JuSt HaVe StAnDaRdS

OP here, trying to get my partner count to 100. You think I can do it? I'm like halfway there.

What? I'm not OP you knob munch.
What ever stank vag

Mostly I didn't expect Sup Forums to be full of so many boring normies

Yes, of course. You have a pussy.

Can I ask why? Will you stop at 100?

We don't take kindly to your kind round here.

They got dubs though...

assuming either of you fuckers have pussies

stop the bullshit

I mean I wanted to get to 50 originally but I'm already basically there. So I bumped it up to 100. I don't see why I'd stop there? I love fucking strange old men on the internet. I'm also looking for one of them to be my fisting daddy

All these posts and no tits.
Fucking summerfags

Read the thread dumbass, I don't have tits

be my fisting daddy
>things dudes say

I'm g a y

Fucking mentally ill disgusting faggot. Kill yourself

>love fucking strange old men on the internet
Then why put a target number? Just fuck as much as you can.
Also, you should get them to rubber up or you're gonna get sick. Could pass it on to.

Since you think your are a man can I hit you like a man?

I should keep condoms in my bag like a good slut

lol I don't give a shit

FINALLY somebody calls me a faggot. Thanks!