Am I the only one who thinks the chestburster

am I the only one who thinks the chestburster
scene in alien is really fucking hot? Come on I know it's weird but I can't be the only one here.

It's kinda hot, not really my cup of tea but it will get a little reaction from my dick.

whats your cup of tea then?

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Darjeeling, of course.
Fuck that Earl Grey shit.

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I'm sure you could find one if you looked hard enough.

of course

What about facehuggers?

Here is a /d/ thread about that.

facehuggers are fucking hot too but not as hot chestbursters.

I swear I saw a thread about them earlier, but I cant find it now.

I have recurring nightmares about facehuggers.

awww that sucks! The facehugger thread was really hot though.

Oh yeah, found one.

edgy!

Sounds like you have a fetish for alien impregnation

sounds really hot!

737679496No shit Sherlock!

Here's an edgy pic if you want an actual one, newfag.

I'm not new I've been here for like 2 months :P

You literally just admitted to being a newfag. 2 years lurking required before posting, kid.

ehhhhhhhhh whatever

Lie next time.

Fine I wasted 4 years of my life on Sup Forums, am I cool now?

No, now your an autist like us.

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close enough, anyway can we get back on topic?

I always thought that it would be a lot easier for them to burst out of your ass. Then they could force feed you and keep you alive to breed multiple aliens. Seems like a better way for them to make more aliens.

ahhhhh that sounds so fucking hot!

Imagine multiple aliens bursting out of ass at once. Fucking insane. Bet the feeling of relief after passing those thick, yard long worms would be bretty good. Also kys.

I'm so fucking hard now! Also okay I will.

I couldn't handle them squirming around in my guts, getting ready to forcefully exit my rectum. God awful. Seriously, get to killing yourself.

I think I'll let the chestbursters do it for me ;)

>how about ass bursters

yes please,daddy!

both of you should neck yourselves

I'm trying to get him to climax so he can get his gay as out of here, faggot.

Fuck! I got cum all over my screen.

I'm gonna stay now just for that.

Good, leave and don't come back now that your heads straight.

But that was so much fun!

Alright, lemme think gay for a second and I'll post something I'll regret. Are you top or bottom?

Bottom of course! I love the feeling of being dominated!

Fuck. Do you like stuff going in, or out? And are you more into bjs or ass shit.

I really like ass stuff but bj's are fun too!

God fucking damn me to hell. I'm on it. Give me about 10 min.

okay ;)

Also, u into stupid furry shit?

a little bit here and there but I mostly like just straight up beastailty

Fuck me. I can't bring myself to do this. I'm sure if you want to Jack to this shit, you should just ask someone in a gay thread where they find their shit. I can't betray my sexuality just to make a gay leave.

Please daddy!

Ask someone in one of those cancerous g/fur threads if you can stand it.

nah I have enough beast porn.

I mean, ask them about your stupid alien shit. They might refer you somewhere so you can never come here again.

just leave if you don't like it.

plus this whole thread was a troll because I was bored.

I would have to leave 4 Chan altogether. And I'm too autistic to do that.