Make fun of AMERICA thread

Make fun of AMERICA thread


I'll start. Their president is a big orange Bafoom who is turning their country into the laughing stock of the world

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>turning their country

WRONG.

"turned their country" - it's already happened.

>Make fun of AMERICA thread
why though? trump got that covered already..

It would be awesome if Best Korea Leader started twitting shit to Trump.

What an idiot that man is

I'd fuck him. He's t h i c c .

Kek, would be funny

he's got too much dignity to do that. i mean forcing everyone in your country to believe you don't poop and shot 18 hole-in-ones in a row in one thing, but acting like trump is below even kim jong un.

This thread is Reddit tier. Cringy liberal humor.

Fuck off Sup Forums faggots. The US is the only true superpower, if it wasn't for us protecting all you losers you would have nothing

Newfag gtf back yourself

Back to LeReddit.

Not the only true superpower but definitely the most powerful by a good amount.

The US will be great again under trump you liberal trash

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Oh one of these threads again.
>they never have reasons why
>never any actual facts
Nice

Putin is a turd so is N Korea

Fact : the man is an idiot who can't get a single thing done.

Muslim terrorist will eventually be the downfall of America

He has done many things.By the looks of it many things you disagree with.
Still,broad statements are broad and factless :^)

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Name one accomplishment

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Name one piece of fully functioning legislation that ISN'T a repeal of something or being challenged in court that also benefits the greater good of the majority of the population.

They can't

Travel Ban

Their "art" sucks

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Good thread cuck

Thank you America!

You small hand presidente Cheeto-lini make everyone forget Mussolini and the Pinochet!

Italia and Chile salute you!

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Nah, army only. They aren't even the most successful economic union. they pay more per capita in healthcare taxes than the rest of the first world yet don't have coverag even close to what normal countries do. Now they are falling behind in ENERGY the single market they mastered for a century because their dumb twat leader wants to suck some coal miners dick because some hillbillies are too lazy to learn a relevant skill outside "dig". You know how many jobs are in their coal industry? 80,000. You know how many OPEN green energy jobs they have? 1.2 million! Yet they are devesting in green!

It's obvious why most of trumps success comes from letting other companies use his name while he dicked around on tv, he's a terrible buisness man. This is the guy who saw a failing area with low employment and failing tourism and said "I'll build multiple casinos in a few blocks of each other " then bled money until it closed.

Troll quality 1.3/10

You idiot, there is no green energy standing on its own two feet without government subsidise proping it up. Uneducated moron.

Wait, he built multiple casinos in the same area? Like he was his own competition so he was making the same amount but had to pay the same overhead costs multiple times? I always thought they were indifferent states.

Meaningful debate was never the intention of this thread you fucking idiot. Lighten up, sheepdog.
If you want real debate go to your local debate club, not Sup Forums

you're right, but
>bafoom

>Bafoom

I hate Americans

Yeah had like 3 of them blocks away from each other.

He can't lol
That poorly edited video he tweeted today is about the extent of his accomplishments.

... if you want to be generous

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very functioning

Fuck you bootlicker

Stfu commie

You going to sit there and pretend that oil, gas, and coal don't all rely heavily on government subsidies ? Best part is that unlike green who is mostly initial investment theirs are just the same check writen year after year.

make fun of us all you like. Some of it is actually deserved.

But you all know deep down you'd all be fucked if it weren't for us. America's protection is what allows Europe to be as nice as it is now. Take us away and you'll all be speaking Russian once they realize there's nobody to stop them from expanding again.

do you even know what communism is

The original intent of the travel ban was "90 days to figure out what the hell os going on". It's been over 90 days. They should know "what the hell is going on" by now and the fact they still need the ban highlights that the aforementioned reasoning was nonsense on the first place.
The only reason they are still pushing it is to mark off a box on a checklist next to a campaign promise that never had any meaningful impact to appease the lowest common denomitor of America.

You seriously are lacking in education son

Its pretty smart actually, being able to compete with yourself in a closed market

why is that a bad thing? Some things aren't economically viable but are necessary. Farming wouldn't work without them (at its current level) for example, but people would go nuts if the produce department wasn't overflowing with fresh stuff every single day.

Dumbass newfag

Why are you assaulting a cartoon frog?

Typical liberal believes you shouldn't have to work for anything and that you should receive everything for doing nothing

I understand what you're expressing but you seem to misunderstand war and how it affects economies you see America is a big influence on the world but at the same time it is not the only influence no one nation can't directly control the whole of the world it is just unsustainable so even if America never existed there is a fairly reasonable chance that the "old world" would still exist in the way it is today

Not a chance. You fags can't do anything unless we lead you by the nose.

an industry getting subsidized is not the same thing as shit like welfare you dumbass.

plus I am not a "typical liberal". I voted straight republican in every election since 1992.

Sure you did. Don't be afraid.. Trump is going to let you have your government cheese. Might take your cell phone tho

I don't need handouts because I am gainfully employed and have been since I graduated. Can you say the same or are you just a typical meme spouting sperglord posting from your mother's house while she cries every night wondering when her manchild will finally grow up and fuck off so she can finally enjoy what's left of her life?

This will be the greatest 8 years ever. Just knowing that so many liberal cucks are so frustrated brings me immense amounts of joy.

Everyone that hates Trump already hates him, those that don't, don't. He'll win another election, and max keks will be had

That is all

Wasn't a closed market. There was over half a dozen other ones.

You sure sound like a welfare recipient

Liberals are actually losing their minds

Death of the republican party is hilarious

no, I just understand the difference between subsidizing an industry and writing blank checks to poor people who will spend it on things they don't need. Politics is not pure black and white, there are gray areas and you can support one thing while being against another thing that looks similar on the surface (if you're a retard like you've thoroughly demonstrated ITT)

Keep dreaming little user. We have 7 1/2 more years of the great emperor trump

It's the Mexicans fault

libcucks have been saying that for 30 years, its cute that you just started paying attention to politics, and humorous that you're brainwashed enough to regurgitate "things you hear on TV or read on huffpo"

It's fine that you think that, but as history has shown, it's far from true, and if you pay any attention at all for the next few decades you will perhaps comprehend reality. Or you can be blinded by liberal cuckrage, which will probably be the case

America bastardised the English language.

Look at you. I'll go high because you are going low with the name calling you superfag gay homo uneducated chimp

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Yankee bait

He's not the republican party, just the murderer of it. Haven't you noticed republicans have lost seats in town that have NEVER been blue before?

You don't have a job you welfare recipient, if you did I'm sure you would be asleep by now. Quit your lies. Go to Walmart and by yourself some fruity pebbles you fruitcake

Hahaha, Republicans are winning everything moron

Did libcucks ever take towns and cities that have NEVER been blue in the history of the country?

Lol

Liberals are brain dead obviously

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Why hasn't any of his counsel taken away his phone yet?

One thing is his retarded policies, that's harder to fix, but having one week without him going full autismo on twitter would be a huge step forward

>this is what americans actually believe

seriously, get over yourself. this is exactly why everyone else hates you.

I think the idiot here is you.

Green energy is investment heavy at first, but once up it is very cost efficient, hell it's even free outside of maintenance cost.

Even fucking BP was against Trump walking away from Paris because they know deep down they need to branch into green energy to stay competitive in the future.

Solar energy for example keeps getting cheaper and better and California for example now produce more solar energy than they consume.

America is great, but you're right about our president.

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>implying they weren't the laughing stock of the world while their president was a monkey

Why do you believe America should spend hundreds of billions on solar plants in Africa? We should be sterilizing Africa, not building infrastructure and subsidizing their overpopulation. 4 billion Africans by 2100 is the real environmental ticking time bomb. Paris Accords do nothing to address this, in fact makes it worse, mostly at America's expense.

>implying we couldnt completely wreck your country in a war even with a monkey or a retarded president

You forgot the best part...

Most of us didn't even vote for that assclown.

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Coal is the cheapest, most abundant fuel known to man, you fucking retard. You don't need government subsidies to burn coal, faggot

Hey, we stopped the all-girl Afghanistan robotics team from coming over based on the travel ban. Whew! Close call! Thank you, Great Cheeto!

We're really just trying to figure out how to keep as many third-world shitbirds out of the country as possible. This is just step one.

>all-girl Afghanistan suicide bombing team

I fixed it for you

(You)

We hate you

Why should I give a fuck?

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Can we all pause from the heated debate and give France a big round of applause for electing Macron and once again bailing on the West at a critical moment like WWII?. I'd also like to recognize Sweden in it's valiant retreat in the face of Islamic migrants from within its own country. Way to go Sweden .
Exceptional displays of irrational tolerance will not go unnoticed . We thank you both for your service.

I good with that.

What the fuck are you on about? Who said anything about building in Africa?

The southern states are ripe for solar power, while other states have plenty of hydro/wind resources

>You don't need government subsidies to burn coal, faggot
No, you only need to extract it and ship it to a fucking plant.

Are Trump supporters really this retarded? First of all, most nations abandoned coal not because they are bleeding heart tree huggers, but because it's pretty inefficient compared to petroleum/gas which you can carry in pipes.

Second, coal plants produce nasty smoke. Never mind global warming, how would you like to like next to a coal plant and develop COPD, asthma or cancer?