Hey. If you don't let me suck your dick, I'm going to tell the police you raped me

>Hey. If you don't let me suck your dick, I'm going to tell the police you raped me.

What do you reply?

Choose carefully.

Die in a fire, cunnyposter.

can't we cuddle instead

>Child

so this is how modern 'children' look

>Jokes on you I'm permanently wiretapped

I doubt young girls know how to make good succ. Let me speak to her mother.

I bet her ass would clap

This

People called me weird for bugging my self. Called me insane for putting minature cameras in my eyes. Told me I was playing god when I started kidnapping children to create a super golem powered by childrens hearts who's sole purpose it was to prevent people from accusing me of stealing their children

WELL WHO'S MAD NOW?

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they have post rape medical examinations you know, they'd be able to tell nobody did anything to her, they'd have no DNA evidence, they'd have nothing, I'd walk.

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It's illegal to breathe in a child's direction, not like you have to have sex with them and ejaculate for it to be prosecutable.

>But mr officer it happened last summer.

Your word against hers.

they'd still have no evidence. Innocent until proven guilty, they'd have nothing on me, no motive.

well, if you're gonna cry rape regardless, might as well give you something to cry about

>no dna
>i'd walk

whatta meme you are

what if she's a rape fetishist and that was her plan all along

you actually believe "innocent until proven guilty" applies in child rape cases?
you may not get convicted, but your life will be over regardless

everyone wins

go ahead and google 'statutory rape'

should clear your idiotic claims

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Jesus christ

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Sadly Her word counts as much as evidence nowadays, I'd contact the police and ask for permission to tap myself and try to get her to say it again, then I'd fuck her life up

Great. Give me more of a reason to blow my brains out. I've waited long enough.

Post more of you

Go ahead. I didn't meet you till today and my brief conversation with you will show I have done nothing but spurn your advances. And when the dna test comes back negative no one will ever dare be intimate with you. And after your unprovoked attack on me fails I'll sue you and your family into poverty for slander.

name?

Tell her to fuck off. If she's never seen your dick it's easy to trip her up by asking a question like "what side of my dick has a mole on it?" (assuming your dick doesn't have any) and she'll probably say right or left and reveal herself as the lying cunt she is.

Plus the police would do a rape kit and find no evidence. It's an empty threat.

this. Same with CP. It doesn't matter if you are acquitted, everyone you know including family will just assume you got lucky and got off on a technicality.

>If she's never seen your dick it's easy to trip her up by asking a question like "what side of my dick has a mole on it?

'Officer, he raped me from behind'

737805290

At that point you might as well let her suck your dick, semen degrades in stomach acid in a matter of minutes.

there are lots of ways to get people tripped up and caught in a lie and police know all of them. No matter how well you think you've thought your fake story out, when they really start digging for details you'll slip up eventually, or change your story so many times that they will doubt anything you say.

You forget that the system is biased in the man's favor in rape cases. A lot of girls don't even report it because they can't handle the "maybe you were asking for it" grilling the cops will give you.

Simple solution, move somewhere else. Start a new life somewhere far away from the people who refuse to see the obvious evidence in front of them. And even if people are pissed at you for doing something that you didn't do who gives a fuck. Let em rant and rave, within a week someone else will be involved in some kind of scandal and they'll move on.

>having the ability to immediately teleport your semen directly into the stomach, completely bypassing every part of the digestive system prior to that

What fucking X-Men porn parody bullshit is this?

>*reaches into pocket*
>"Can you repeat that a little louder?"
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>"Ahh... Thank you. Nah, you can fuck off, actually."
>R-R-RAAAAPE!
>court
>she's pretty convincing on the witness stand
>audibly chuckle throughout
>jury looking like they have their minds made up already, angry at me laughing
>"The jury will now deli-"
>OBJECTION!
>lawyer produces evidence
>tape is played
>case thrown out
>a round of handshakes for my team
>bitch does time for false rape claim

I suppose it's possible she could have some in her esophagus if she ate or drank nothing and put dessicants in her mouth to prevent saliva swallowing, but I doubt anyone would go through that and then submit to an esophagus swab

unrelated to the thread but a story that happened to me: my brother got busted for downloading a ton of CP and tried to pin it on me since I had access to the internet too and we both used the computer. They believed him at first so I was detained and interrogated for a very long time. Eventually they realized he was lying and arrested him and apologized to me, no charges filed.

To this day people think I'm a pedophile because of this. My cousin won't let me be alone around her daughters, my mom is still mad that I didn't take the fall for my brother (he was always the favorite), and the whole neighborhood knew me as "that pedophile".

Moving was the only thing that made it stop. If I had to stay there I would have killed myself by now.

>there's no possible way your dick wouldn't reach her esophagus or that she would prevent it from doing so when you cum
What powerfully retarded deductive reasoning you have, WaTTsoN...

Or you could just rape her really really bad.
Make sure she never makes those threats again?
Torn anus, broken ribs and jaw. Pull her teeth out so she cant bite your dick, then go to town..

Perhaps break a couple fingers aswell..

Are you telling me your penis isn't prehensile?

all this will accomplish is getting you charged for assault/battery in addition to the rape. You can't show up to a hospital in that condition without the police looking into it. What is she going to say, "I fell down the stairs"? No, she'll say "the rapist user did this to me"

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If she makes it to a hospital you havent raped her good enough

>getting turned on by this makes you a monster
Okay

so just murder her then? I guess that's one way to prevent a rape accusation.

Do you have a better idea?

That's right, you monster.

call the police immediately and report her attempted blackmail/rape.

Well the fact remains that if they look at you as a freak for it even though the evidence says otherwise that's on them. Don't let the denial of fools weigh on you. You did nothing wrong so hold your head up high. And as far as your cousin goes they can suck an egg. If you seek the approval of the ignorant you will be miserable your whole life.
I went through something similar and I just stopped acknowledging that they even exist. Now they beg me to come home and keep apologizing but I refuse to respond because "I'm dead to them"

Would fuck anyways.

yeah cutting off contact gets some of them to rethink their stance. People enjoy feeling superior to others and having a punching bag, but if you take away their ability to do that they'll come crawling back begging for forgiveness.

I'm sure it goes without saying that you have to hold your ground, because if you give in they WILL revert back to their old ways eventually.

Look like a Phoenix Wright case in a nutshell

Speaking as an (at best) normal-looking girl who's had sex with multiple different teachers in grade school, you don't have to do any kind of blackmail to have sex with an older man. I've tried a dozen times or more, the worst he will do is decline, no one is going to go to a superior and say "my student asked to have sex with me" because that can go badly for him. What is overwhelmingly more likely is they'll just say yes.

I'm listening...

Just go watch porn, I'm not some good writer that I can give you an arousing account of events.

That's definitely not Jesus. What kind of liberal yahoo feminist bible have you been reading? Jesus was a man...

My nigga!

The ride never ends.

Ain't gotta be a good writer to get me off, and even then, sometimes I just like reading a good story, regardless.
Some of the greentexts are pretty solid.

Yep, I won't allow someone else's stupidity ruin my life. The last thing I said to my "family" before I left was "Don't try to contact me because the dead Can't talk." That was 5 months ago. I get 5 calls and dozens of texts daily saying how sorry they are.
And yes I know my last words to them were cryptic. They probably think I died a John Doe in some other state at this point, but because of the way the treated me I will never allow them closure. They pushed me away and they will have to live with the fact that they will never know if I'm alive or dead.

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She's too slutty for my liking.

You like your freakishly endowed 14 year olds to be innocent?

Who is this broad

Lexee Smith

More od this

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>grade school

??

Is this really enough to get you guys going?

Calm the fuck down, niggers.

Was it called something else in your country? Where I live, grade school is what we call education before university or trade school.

Grade in the US is 1-5. 6-8 is Middle. 9-12 is High.

grade school = 7-11 years of age where i come from

In the US grade school (aka elementary school) is k-5 middle school is 6-8 and high school is 9-12.

>not wanting a pure 14 year old

Even though they continue to use grades, many American schools tend to stop calling it grade school after 6th or so - when they become Middle Schools (6-8) and High Schools (9-12). You'll also hear these early grade schools being called Elementary Schools.

It's retarded, but if you look at a bunch of other things we do you'll see that's par for the course.

>not wanting to get incarcerated because the dumb kid will tell anyone she knows you fucked her
>not wanting to get branded as a pedo for life

Adults > teenagers

No child has a body like this.

You dont get out very often do you?

oh they do, but as soon as they open their mouth you want to punch these dumb little shits, so i'm with you on adults > teenagers

lol if you're in America you're fucked anyways, she would never spend any time in jail even if they know it is a false rape claim

>gigantic hoop earrings

ew

>jury
>Having a legal system that need a jury

Ameritards have it hard

Heheeh

That's a fine body, mate

>my dick approves