*blocks your path*

*blocks your path*

No, she would not

why not?

Because she is small, tiny and... female

so what?

So she wouldnt block my path. But i would block hers

post more faggot

U know her? Good looking bitch

and wwyd after blocking it?

yup, gf

you wanna know what a random stranger would do to your girl?

*Teleport behind her*
"Nothing personal kid"

i would kindly ask if i blocked her path, say sorry and let her go her ways.

its not your gf

nah, that's why im posting it here

*Chris Williams is neither blur, nor shadow and is behind you in a half-a-nanosecond*
*why don't you have a seat over there*

more please

you are so retardet.
if that is your gf, you will lose her soon

yeah? why?

She's going into 4th grade in the fall.

because you are beta as fuck
if you really wanna know how i fuck your girlfriend, meet with someone like me.

yeah? can i see more of the marvelous girl you fuck every morning, mr. alpha guy?

no because im single, mr betafag.
you have a gf and wanna know how strangers would fuck her, are you getting whats so fucked up here?

slit her throat and go shopping. need milk.

>tfw it's a foreign guy being a le hilarious internet tough guy through Google translate episode

kek

xD

Stop. Don't know what to do with myself, look down, turn around and walk away whilst hating myself and trying to find a different route to wherever it was I was going.

What the actual fuck is this thread
> Guy has cute gf
> Posts kinky pic on Sup Forums
> Doesn't want any creepy shit
[????] tf?

>not doing a 360 and walking away

when did i said i don't wan't creepy shit?

it would just be better if it was kinky creepy shit

>be me
>see mongolian in my way
>put hair in pony tail and don my samurai robe
>draw katana
>"heh, nothing personal kid."
>teleport behind her and slice her in half with the force of a tsunami (the mongolian's weakness
>go watch naruto

cool

WATASHI WA NO HIRO HASSE ICH BIN EIN BERLINER YAMAMOTO ORIWA KUCHIRIKATO KYOTO TOKYO SHIPPUDEN OBAMA CHING CHONG FUCK FONG

>see a 400lb weeb walking down the street day dreaming and running like Naruto for ten feet before resting

CHING WONG CHING CHENG CHUN KUN

I'm just tryna see the whole tiddy son

>by allah the newfag thinks im not joking
>mfw

fucking monglian if you were japanese we could be friends but noooooooo
or your're chinese idk but no

user can I borrow your gf and I'll show you what I'd do to her.

not even asian

>お前はもう死んでいる

This guy has a point

In my 20 years here on Sup Forums, I learned one thing about my bros. I could be laughing at the next Adam Latza, so just smile and nod.

have you ever watched her fucking another guy?

nope

this

OP your GF is sexy, show us your dick and i'd suck on both of you like a algae sucking pleco fish

you should. and listen to how much better he is, she will say that, trust me

here it is

God took mercy on those disgusting fuckers. And with the mustache they are actually quite endearing.

Thin but enough to deep-throat, good genes OP

show us her pussy now.

thanks bud

cool

wanna see how i rape your little girl?
you are allowed to kiss her after i deepthroat and fuck her pussy

This thread is a disgrace and an absolute shitshow. Hell is like Summer, you can't truly appreciate Heaven without experiencing these horrible depths.

what happened?
dont wanna know how someone else would stretch her holes out without you?

Rape her, creampie her pussy twice for good measure, check "have sex with asian girl" off my bucket list.