Did i fuck up somehow /b?

did i fuck up somehow /b?

been bout 20 min

Well if she's offended by that, you're better off

birches just looking for a salty excuse

nothing i did?

so conused

You should go and have yourself put down. Most likely back bill shorten ya useless pelican.

I back no one it was a harmless joke ahah well apparently not harmless

nice awkward small talk there pal

what self respecting man uses 'hahahah' and smileys throughout a conversation

it wasn't the pauline hanson part, it was the fact that the conversation wasn't interesting. that was just cumulative point and which she realised you weren't anything special (or at least came across that way)

seconding two more messages after that didn't fucking help your cause hey

I'm being harsh because you're exactly like I was 3 years ago

Worst possible joke. Only politician out there who actually has a slight care for the population.

Thanks, so I should just leave and delete it, any pointers for the future?

why am I unsurprised that Sup Forums of all places harbours support for the feckless bogan that is Pauline Hanson

'oi nah fuck the muzzies hey' isn't a policy, though it seems to resonate with an alarming portion of the population

Or it could be the fact that she is the only person willing to listen to the public.

any tips guys?

Have you ever actually had anything to do with the dune coons. They are some of the worst people out there. No respect for anyone outside of the religion. Always have a hand out looking for more free shit.

feeling like shit ahha im always so good in person but get so nervous over texts, anyone have any tips?

it makes me rly uncomfortable reading other peoples texts. irreverent humor or just something different even if it isnt super hilarious or clever is way better than trying to sound clever and on the cuff

Like, one time this girl asked the same question pretty much in some useless tinder conversation, and I said im a dog person because I love eating them so much, or some shit like that I dont really remember the punchline. Im also korean.

Thats irreverent and non-sequitor enough to make you stand out, you dont even need the asian angle.

just talk to them like theyre people man fuk

if she doesn't respond then yeah leave it. Chalk it up to experience.

Try and have some graduation out of small talk at some point in the conversation. Choosing when to graduate from small talk to getting down to business is key, you tried to do it earlier in the conversation and that put her guard up a little. Obviously make your intentions known (no point being coy, it's online dating).

Oh and be interesting. Have something to say. Keep at it

*listens to a weird xenophobe minority of the population

her views are not mainstream and every time she goes on TV she digs her political platform's grave a tiny wee bit deeper

I teach English to new immigrants, so it'd be an understatement to say I have experience with muslims. In my experience some of the most kind and hospitable people I have ever met.

They are only kind because you are offering something they want. The moment that you are no longer useful the attitude will change. I learnt this first hand dealing with them straight off the boats.

thanks mate :)

the last three posts you sent were garbage. you don't do yourself a favor coming along as desperate. especially after she sent you a text like that.
that pet smalltalk got you nowhere, cut that out.
the part where you asked her out was too awkward.
i mean, no hard feelings. i was the same, being straight forward is absolutely fine but you tried to ask her out with a knock knock joke and that's pretty cringy. but considering she bases her decisions on whether you prefer cats or dogs you lost nothing of value.

You seem pretty jaded, but understandable. I'm not sure it's a cultural thing so much as they've just had their lives fucked to pieces by war/persecution/etc and they've got to start from scratch. I traveled to Iran a few years back and rode a motorcycle across the country, and I literally couldn't go more than a couple hours without locals inviting me into their house for dinner or tea with their family, or offering to buy me petrol. I've been lucky enough to travel a lot and Iran was just about the most friendly place I've ever visited, despite their presence on the world stage.

I don't think either of us are going to change each other's viewpoints. Obviously we've both had extremely different experiences, so it's good to hear where you're coming from

I got ya. All I ever do is try to show people a different light. Not going to force people to change there minds. But more info is better for everyone. I had bad interactions with them for a few years. The nicest people for Muslim countries are the non Moslems because they are so thankful to be out of a place where they had no rights at all

lol im a retard

well looks like you get a second chance

don't fuck it up

I said im an idiot and that ill pop up tonorrow she gave me a smile and a awesome so lol yes sir