Hallo Sup Forums, I need advice. I had three girlfriends so far, with every one of them I did oral...

Hallo Sup Forums, I need advice. I had three girlfriends so far, with every one of them I did oral, vaginal and anal sex. But none of them wanted to swallow or a facial. So my quesstion is: are these things really that common or do I only believe it because of the internet?

all the girls i was with swallowed

It depends on the girl, if she's a slut she'll most likely swallow and take a load to the face.

If not then your out of luck, not every girl enjoys warm spem splashed in their face.

You probably watch too much porn.

Don't know why they won't swallow. Silly really as it's the quickest way to get rid of it if they don't like the test.
I'm surprised that's more of an issue than anal. How did you coax them all into liking that?

I've always been disappointed by delivering facials. They tend to scrunch up their face and wait for the load. I asked my wife about it and she said she didn't mind because she knew it turned me on. What she didn't like was getting it in her eye because it stung, which is completely reasonable in truth.

You mean anal?

My gf will take it in the butt yet she said she doesn't want cum on her face. My cum leaves red splotches on her skin, so it's probably a vanity issue, even if it's just temporary.

Yeah I meant anal

10 partners

all swallowed

only one was into facials

current one is really into butt stuff

butt stuff is better

Most women aren't fans of getting splattered on the face.

Facials are a requirement for me. On video. It may be from too much porn or it may be a 'dominance' thing or 'marking my territory' or something like that. But whatever, my gf HAS to take facials.

Been with current girl 1.5 yrs, and she LOVES it. Not wild about it getting in her eye, but that's her fault because she likes to see the cum shoot out.

I'm much older than most of you, and I thought ALL of the 20-something's these days were into facials and anything else. Surprised there are still any who won't do it.

I was into it by as soon as permission was given it lost its appeal with me. Much preferred fucking a white doggy style before lubing her up and slipping it in without saying anything. Remember this one chick. Fucking her doggy and then pulled out and started pushing it in, she turned to look at me all confused and I told her to face forward. She didn't make a sound. Nutted in her arse and came in her mouth in the morning. I miss her

18 sexual partners
7 swallowed
15 allowed facials
2 wanted anal

she will take a load in the mouth which is enough for me. i don't need to see her with a face full of cum. i'm better off masturbating to cumming on a random chick's face, not the girl i love.

I cant understand anyone would want to do a facial.For me it would take inhuman willpower to pull out just before I came. Coming inside is way more intimate as well.

What do? How to persuade her?

You just have to find the right one. My wife swallows or will play with my cum with her hand then slurp it up. Also alright with facials.

>3 gfs
>3 anal
>3 swallowed
>3 sucked dick in public
girls in love will do anything, just bang them real good

34 here. Same, but with anal. I'm back in the dating world unexpectedly and of the 5 25-29 yr olds I've fucked since, only one has been into it.

This. I'm not into sexual practices which I consider degrading when it's my wife. I'd much rather jerk off to facial and face fuck porn/dp than do it to/with the mother of my children. It just feels disrespectful.

My wife likes the degrading parts of sex. She likes to be slapped and raped. She likes to wear cum in public or let people see her naked. If that's her kink then I'm glad I'm able to satisfy that.

Is the grass greener on the other side?

I'm 50, and a 20% success rate with anal still sounds pretty good to me. Anal was the holy grail back in the day. I've found more 20-somethings who are not into anal (or never tried) than I have those unwilling to swallow or take a facial. Most of the ones I've been with enjoyed playing pornstar on the video camera and getting a facial, but anal is 'dirty'. Tho with the right convincing and introducing it correctly, I've had more anal success than not with today's generation

That's how I originally was with my now ex wife. As I found out what a POS she was, when we fucked (sue me, she was hot), I'd get rougher, slap her, choke her, etc. She never came harder.

And the other ones? Did they let it happen or were fully against it?

let your Uncle T-Bone teach you how to bust nuts on your cunt's pretty mug.............................

Eh, the divorce wasn't my idea. So it wasn't me wanting to sow my oats, if that's the implication. But man. The first vag you nut in after your wife's, especially when she turned out to be awful... transcendent.

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I think it's disrespectful that the woman you love can't also be the woman who fulfills any and all of your sexual fantasies. Relationships are about communication. I like what I like, and I discuss EVERYTHING with my girl. Some of it she's down for, some not yet, but at least I have the decency to discuss it with her rather than hiding in the basement and fapping to BangBros when she's gone

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Sounds hot. TBH my sex life is still active but we lack the adventure we used to have. Have to be so careful too as we are both incredibly fertile.

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I'm this case I stand by the old adage: sometimes it is easier to ask for forgiveness than permission.

Just let your shit blow all over her when she's cranking you. "Oh baby I didn't mean to I was trying to hold out but you do it so much better than the other girls"

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ok serious questions now

wtf is this and why is it so disgusting?

1000 times, THIS. I'm the old guy (50), was married almost 20 years. The divorce was somewhat mutual (and I stress somewhat) bus it still sucked and not at all how I thought my life would go. But then I ended up fucking more 20-somethings in my 40's than I did when I was 20-something myself. So yeah, while I missed the 'stability' (though there was none of that at the end), I made the best of it getting back out there. I've settled in with a much younger girl and we've been together a year & a half now. She's everything I've ever dreamed of, and I've never been this happy in my life. And bitch loves facials

I do discuss it with her and she knows my tastes, but some of it I don't want to do with her. And I'm not prepared to cheat to fulfill those particular urges so fapping in the dungeon is all I have

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Peach fuzz? It's hair bro girls happen to have it I know fucking weird right.

Both of my exes swallowed. One of them just did it because I liked it, the other one, I think she actually enjoyed it, because she'd ask "Can I swallow?" Don't worry OP. It'll happen.

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Your sperms probably smell really bad - protip is to drink pineapple juice and a little bleach to catalyse the sweet molecules - makes u into alpha stud super hot 100% shit hot bro!

Let us sit under the learning tree of uncle T-bone. I wish he would release the cum shoots he did on Miley and Kate Upton already.

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Some will, some won't. A chick that swallows is worth keeping. A chick that deep throats is gold.

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Don't have a bug enough dick for a deep throater to be necessary.

So you discuss it, she knows your tastes, then you go "nah I'd like to do that just not with you". Way to make her feel like a queen, bro

This ugly son of a bitch is fucking super hot girls, and basically you are fucked.

\m/ rock out with your cock out!

Works surprisingly well from my experience

Honestly user swallowing and/or facials are not that uncommon, but porn and the internet can warp your views/ expectations if you allow it. That said, I am an avid watcher of porn. When I feel a little too addicted to the stuff I watch, I try to stop and just focus on getting actual pussy.

Really? I don't know man I mean yea tags a skeleton he is getting his dick sucked by but is it one of the twins?

not many girls like facials, its messy and gross to them

would YOU like to recieve a facial?
probably not.
>No? Why not babe, its hot!

would YOU swallow someone elses cum?
again probably not.
>why not? its just a bit of protein ;)

simply put. not every human being enjoys cum.

I like to roll deep in that 2d when I have overloaded my mind and tissues on that 3d

+ Uncle controls the president of the USA, not Russia!

Aawwwwwwww shit. Please let Kek provide a bug nut on invankas face.

>but is it one of the twins?
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I get my jollys making bets that the payoff is me spooging in a girls mouth. I love me a victory spooge.

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I hate both these ppl
I want to cover his faggot hipster glasses in honey then shove them up his gaping asshole. Once he has cum all over a himself I would release the fire ants and laugh as they find ther way up his prolapsed ashole. Just as they start biting I would smash the glasses gy kicking him in his mancunt.
I want to force that fat chick into therapy and then release the transcripts as a podcast featuring some stupid faggot comedian past her prime.
But fuck me I blew my load over her fat jiggly dancing.

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Who is chubby grill?

I think that facials are something thats usually done to make the guy feel like he controls you, as for swallowing, easiest way to keep everything clean and the taste doesn't really do anything

Yea I hate big dicked dudes too.

Ewww I bet her crotch looks like Lenny Kravitz tying his shoes

88 keks!

That's it for me. I like to mark what's mine especially before we go out at night.

Mybe your jizz smells bad or the taste

kate moss

Taste on jizz and report back on texture, smell and taste OP. I'll wait.

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Yeah I love the idea of a man marking hiw little whore with cum just before taking her out to show off, makes me so horny

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He was President. That makes all the difference.
Henry Kissinger, the former Secretary of State under Nixon, is ugly as sin and always has been, yet he was famous for always having a supermodel around his arm.
When reporters asked how he did it, he would always reply:
>power is the ultimate aphrodisiac.

Did they all have bigger dicks than you?

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you missed my point. she WOULD do anything i want, it's ME that doesnt want to cross that facial bridge. not yet at least.
ive stuck it in her butt a few times, and she digs that. but honestly, the first time was the best. since then, its a "been there done that" mentality.
theres a reason i dont whack off to the same porn more than twice: because ive "been there, done that." id rather not apply that thought to my partner. maybe down the road when we slow down sexually ill give her a facial to jump start our sex life. but until then, the fantasy seems better than the reality.

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All she hears is "I want to do that, just not with you." Every woman's favorite thing. Her boss is cumming on her face at lunch, bro. Or if not, soon will be

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Of my girlfriends all would do oral, vaginal, facial, or swallow, but none would do anal.

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why do guys like doing facials anyway. it feels way better to cum in her mouth/vag/ass.

i don't want to do it so have never asked, and no girl has ever asked me. but anal, yeah that's a problem in real life, 2 of 5 girls ive been with wouldn't let me do it unless they were really drunk and high.
swallowing i've never had a girl that didn't tho. like another poster mentioned, why spit.. your throat doesn't taste, anything objectionable occurs the instant it hits your mouth, whats the point in spitting

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Fuck she's a fat bitch