How great would an India hosted World Cup be for Sup Forums?

How great would an India hosted World Cup be for Sup Forums?

stinky

All the shit (no pun intended) in our WC people said it would go wrong, except that it will actually go wrong.

Poopy

>"""""""""""""""great"""""""""""""""

It'd be pretty memey. I'm all for it.

>DESIGNATED SHITTING PITCH
>Players slipping on vomit and shit
>Matches canceled due to dysentary

Would be fun.

what is the quality of their football grounds like? India is a cricket country so all their well known venues are ovals and not rectangular

i'd laugh as the host nation gets beaten 3 games in a row with a GD of -41

Some of the players will get the shits, otherwise it probably wouldn't end up being that much worse than South Africa and Brazil. Although they'll have to spend a shit ton of money on upgrading the pitches.

The host nation will perform worse than any other host nation in history though.

>Everyone has the shits
>only Asian and carribean countries can handle the food
>south Korea vs Jamaica final

They hosted the 2011 World Cup lad.

They hosted a World Cup this year

They already did fuckface

Japan will stay in my home for this World Cup.

Too much rapes and poo.

SHAT ON PITCH

Would be better than Qatar at least.

They will host the u-17 World Cup this year so we'll see. They seem to have one huge stadium but it looks pretty beat up, kinda like Estadio Azteca.

BASED, ELITE, MUSCULAR AUSGODS

They already have hosted a World Cup

At least if we're looking at sports that matter

wtf I love poopaddle now

You would have to qualify first you fuck. Let's not pretend you're having an easy time in the qualifiers.

You fucking morons India has hosted lot of world tournaments and not just a world cup but 3 cricket world cups and Commonwealth games.

>ywn watch the world cup with a group of big strong Indian daddies

>commonwealth games
>implying half the participating countries aren't as shit as India

>cricket world cup
>14 teams

Yeah real impressive

Didn't Delhi have a fuck load of problems though.

>3 cricket world cups
>cricket
Nobody cares.

>and Commonwealth games.
That doesn't mean shit.

I think it was the Calcutta Stadium... is fucking huge but horrible and outdated

>big strong Indian
Don't exist

vocaroo of yourself saying this

POO

Haha lmao screencapping this for reddit

How come I never see Indian posters unless there's a thread bashing India?

Come to /cric/

Like the host getting 7 (seven) in the semis?

Can't see that happening, India wouldn't make it out of groups.

No don't we like it American free

PLAY IN THE LOO

Looks like a bootleg Estadio Azteca but with a race track, which is awful. And the Azteca was just renovated last year for NFL matches.

...

Terrible.

Is this that "all indian" F1 car?

Let's not pretend you would either after the CONMEBOL/CONCACAF fusion, pablo.

Would be worse than having to worn all the canoeing teams to stay the fuck out of the water at Rio.

One in a actually relevant sport we mean

What you say you son of baster bich

GYNO
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wtf i love india now

>worn
>worn
>worn

...

>second biggest sport in the world
>played in over 50 countries across every continent
>not relevant

Hmm

>implying India, Sri Lanka, Bangladesh, Pakistan, etc even count

look at the specially designed front wing. this is what they use to clear the shitting streets. early prototype poo plough to speed the process.

>n-n-not those ones

Kek. Kys

Which world cup, cricket or rugby? Because they've had the cwc a couple of times iirc, but they don't play rugby lol.

>those countries
>""""""""""atheltically relevant""""""""

It would be great. Believe me!

>14 teams
Even the soccer world cup the previous year only had 32 teams. It's not the olympics where every country participates.
day of the rake can't come soon enough

When did an Italian last achieve anything mate?

HIGH
ESTRO

humid stadiums that reek of curry

What

>When did an Italian last achieve anything mate?

They've achieved far more than Australia EVER has or will. Their 2006 FIFA World Cup win (the most competitive and prestigious sporting title in the world) trumps anything your country has ever accomplished in any sphere, combined.

Stick to your pakipaddle, where you can acquire ""success"" against the poorest, dirtiest, most disease-ridden countries in the world

Meanwhile Canada's only claim to fame is ice hockey and pancake toppings

Fuck off retard, the good syrup comes from Vermont

He sounds like one of those muh heritage wogs who takes it too seriously

Still more relevant than poopaddle

>rating syrup

niga put some fruit and a light sprinkle of powdered sugar on dem cakes

>wogball
kek

KEK

K-E-K

I think all of my posts would be something along the lines of:

>POO POO POO POO POO POO POO POO

Haha I get it because some people in India defecate outside. Nice original post my friend, sharing it to reddit

>when an English teacher attempts to sound Japanese

Kek, you JUST KNOW he made those posts in a desperate attempt to make people reply with "BASED JAPAN JAPAN ELITE" and shit like that

It's absolutely pathetic.

t. Gianni Barduzzi

t. Luigi Santorini

t. Vincenzo Botticelli

t. Anthony Corleone

Unless they host it on the moon who cares?

>some
hello pajeet

not really, just tired of the predictable jokes on this board
>need to insult an indian
dude poo lmao
>need to insult a european
dude muslims lmao

Indians can't even post on a flag board without

>POO
>IN
>LOO

spammed at them to infinity. I feel like it's worn out too.

This is MY meme

It was funny for a whole day, and here we are two fucking years later with redditors STILL making the same """joke"""

Maybe it's because no one likes them and values their opinion, and everyone's using this to derail their posts, just to make them stop using this beard completely?

t. Salvatore Leone

t. pajeet pooistani

Kind of like the Mexicans who America had to bail out to qualify.

t. Xu Jintao

I would literally buy tickets to go see a game if it meant I could just drop a big one right in the middle of the street

t. J Smith

t. Tariq ibn Ziyad

t20 world cup was in india last year and everything went well

Good lad.

Imagine the elephants kicking footballs on the opening ceremony