I'm a girl from the uk im thinking of committing suicide soon any tips on how to do it

I'm a girl from the uk im thinking of committing suicide soon any tips on how to do it

Fuck a nigger, get AIDS, die

>all of us have aids
Nigga please.

show us your face?

do it dramaticly.. no one wants a silent suicide

Ask your parents

fuck off
is that way

that'll take too long i wanna die now

That oughta do it

>Well, move to london
>Get run over by a terrorist
>Your parents will get money in the process
>??????
>profit

Show feets

You're bored

>The man who kills a man, kills a man. The man who kills himself, kills all men; as far as he is concerned he wipes out the world. His act is worse (symbolically considered) than any rape or dynamite outrage. For it destroys all buildings: it insults all women. The thief is satisfied with diamonds; but the suicide is not: that is his crime. He cannot be bribed, even by the blazing stones of the Celestial City. The thief compliments the things he steals, if not the owner of them. But the suicide insults everything on earth by not stealing it. He defiles every flower by refusing to live for its sake. There is not a tiny creature in the cosmos at whom his death is not a sneer. When a man hangs himself on a tree, the leaves might fall off in anger and the birds fly away in fury: for each has received a personal affront. Of course there may be pathetic emotional excuses for the act. There often are for rape, and there almost always are for dynamite. But if it comes to clear ideas and the intelligent meaning of things, then there is much more rational and philosophic truth in the burial at the cross-roads and the stake driven through the body, than in Mr. Archer's suicidal automatic machines. There is a meaning in burying the suicide apart. The man's crime is different from other crimes--for it makes even crimes impossible.

GK Chesterton

>>You won't be able to regret it later OP. Life can become wonderful, if you haven't made up your mind that you want it to stop entirely.

apartment building fire?

Don't

Hi its me
juat your avg 5'6 16 year old girl with platinum blonde hair and blue eyes
im super depressed over my boobs because there double ds but guys like small boobs right
also my ass is just perfectly round with not an ounce of cellulite, exactly what guys hate
ill never be beautful
so Sup Forums can i get some tips on how to kill myself thanks
>please dont try and make me feel better about my hidious body
>and please DONT give me any attention
>btw add me on snapchat and follow my instagram

as edgy and hilarious as it would be to kill everyone else I'm just aiming to kill myself

Take a trip to lutin, cant guarantee death might get raped by migrants

electrocution?

i already live in a community of migrants i haven't been raped yet rip

Start by taking off your shoes

is it quick?

just google feet and jack off to that

If you're gonna kys why not make my day better before hand?

This is the fucking business

it goes at the speed of light, yes its quick

How about you start with some tits, as per the rules? Fucking whore.

Donate your organs to save someone else

id rather not die with the last thought of some weird guy jacking off to my toes nice try though

Tits or Gtfo

is this a genuine nice reply on Sup Forums.org

How about don't and find meaning in life? it's not all bad

>k

Why do you want to do this?

tits or gtfo snow nigger

Step outside. Insult the prophet Mohammed

Yeah because pretty ppl are never depressed.
dumbass

don't

Out of curiosity, how old is OP?

>go into subway
>order whatever
>they ask "would you like mayonnaise?"
>you say "yes"
>they squirt some mayo and ask "is that enough?"
>look them dead in the eyes
>"it was never enough"
>pull out gun and blow your head all over them

as much as i'd love to give a serious answer and get attacked let's just say i don't really see a point in living anymore

Weird, Cmon fam.

It's about making one last good deed before you go away, It would be the morally good for your spirit.

Good luck. Your weak, little faggot island of libbrainwash, doesn't even allow you to buy a gun. Maybe paper-cut yourself to death?

Show us your butt hole first.

do it faggot

Tits and timestamp and Ill give you a fail proof way.

Try a different board

turning 19 next week sir

Do not

rolling for this

this made me laugh thank you but subway is trash

Girl you're crazy, you have your life ahead of you. We all have shit times at sometime in life where suicide is a valid option to us. Your judgement is clouded and it's not a smart move. Not like you can change your mind afterwards is it?

>its another episode where the OP is wearing his mother shoes and baiting the kids on Sup Forums

kys

it's true i have no access to a gun sadly maybe i should slice myself up to death

>tits
This faggot is the only one who's even close. What the fuck is wrong with you other cunts?

No need to commit suicide. Just leave the authoritative state we call the UK, and you'll be happy again.

It's no surprise people in the UK are depressed because they're OPpressed.

yeah no I'm a female thanks believe me if you want tho

Uhh, that's just an overweight man in slacks and pumps. So show us your dick bro

quads of truth
bring on the tittays

Why would you want to die? You only get 1 life.

winrar

- jumping from a tall building
- jumping under train

both have very high efficiency, and none of that bullshit cry for help with some pills or botched hanging/razors.

>no timestamp
>no tits
>girl(male)
gtfo

Spend your very last dollars to fly out here and then gag on my dick until you die.

Suicide is for faggots.

this one life hurts to live and im just tired at this point sure im fucking around on here and jokingly replying but I do want to die and soon

Faggots are kewl you cuck

Please, don't do it!

Paracetamol overdose. Nice peaceful way to go

Oh yeah you said it
Some fucker could go around and rape little bitches and kill people and shit but 'oohh no no no this little nigger right here wants to kill himself oh no he's the devil' fuck you
If this is the logic behind this world then I rather kill myself

drive shit of cliff or somting and stream that shit i wanna see too, fuck

Tits or gtfo

Where in the UK are you from?

ive been thinking about a tall building it seems the most practical and I wouldn't necessarily be inconveniencing anyone

Show me ur teeth

how is it so dark where you are?
timestamp bitch

die of heart attack before you hit the ground. youll be good

there's a high chance of failure though

This is insane. How much shit must a 19 year old have seen to think like this?

Yeah, but do you have easy access to jumpable tall building?
That can be an issue, while waiting in the dark for train at full speed at some point is rather trivial.
You could go to paris aifel tower and jump from there, its pavement down there i think.. and its a nice last trip to paris.

Anyway, you are dying only once, why care about some people being inconvenient by your demise... it will be forgoten in statistic within weeks...

Why should you, just because your life is miserable does that mean others get to live without? Live longer be a botch share your pain with others, the ignorant fucks would never understand anyways, just make peoples days shit till you are old and grey

don't do it

Op is a female, she gets life automatically a little easier. All you have to do is find a husband, not be a complete slut, then either raise 2 kids and have husband work. Or you both work, while you work at a light job like a secretary. Seriously. Being a female as long as you're not good awful ugly or morbidly fat means you have life on easy mode.

Its really common

I guess, I just dont want people to go to the effort of trying to save me if I'm long gone and there's someone else more worth helping yknow

wait are we even allowed to tell her to do it anymore? didn't that one girl go to jail for encouraging that guy to kill himself lol

this is pretty inspiring not gonna lie

Wish I was psychic and could find someone like you to rape, then off yourself immediately afterward so I had zero consequences. Can I have your xbox?

true, very true who said I necessarily want a husband and kids or a boring repetitive job like a secretary though

>from the uk
Blaspheme Allah. That should do it.

How is it really common? I'm in the North East and that shit ain't common round here and the ones that do are usually junkies or wasters who have ran out of chances. Whatever makes you feel like this, let it go and start a fresh. Life's for living, not for ending when you hit a rough patch. Welcome to adult life!

Best and only way to live, i found thinking any other way put myself down a similar spiral, but i dont know enough to pass comment on you

Bait? Timestamp and I'll reply properly

funny how retards say this
but they would not want to be a woman
I would not want to be

I was at IT conference few months back
and there was a ruffle, and they had prizes
and hundreds people in the crowd, a girl wins 512GB SSD disk
And the fucking host tell her that a lot of recipies can fit there

crowd laughs

Sup Forums faggets just dont get the difference between real world and thumblr or whatever it is that gave them the idea that age of sexism and racism and whatever is long gone and we went in too far..

well they should have no time to go for that effort
and if they get, its just another experience and another few days that might be bit different and interesting, its not like you wont be able to kill yourself few days later

make me cum before you go

game of thrones in 14 days

timestamp

Op if you're depressed remove yourself from stressors it might be family or friends if you want to go an hero np.. just make sure you give your stuff to homeless people and donate your organs

I mean, you could go out doing some good by flooring your car as fast as it'll fucking go through a mosque. Hypothetically of course.

>this one life hurts to live
So change it. Ending it seems a bit permanent. When you watch a movie that's bad you put up another one, you don't say 'alright that's it, I'm never watching any movie ever again'.

>north east

That explains it, im from the south west and its basically the sewer grate that all the cast outs wash into, as someone whos met more people like this than id ever want to i can say, that although i see your point you have little understanding of the way a head works in that state, never assume its just a "rough patch"