Welcome to the salty spitoon

Welcome to the salty spitoon

How tough are ya

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I post ylyl threads without anything to dump.

I once came in a foot fetish thread...but only once

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I buy 1 ply toilet paper because I like the way it feels

I voted for Hillary Clinton twice on election day.

I also don't reply to "reply to this thread or your mother dies" posts

How tough am I? HOW TOUGH AM I?
I went on Sup Forums with moderate republican views

How tough am I? HOW TOUGH AM I!?
I HAD A BOWL OF NAILS FOR BREAKFAST!

I do not feel even a trace of terror when viewing this image.

Im gay

I killed a disabled frog with a spoon once
How badass an I?

How about this though?

overrated

I once went to bed without telling my mom goodnight

I electrocuted myself on Saturday

i paid this fat greedy bastard 770 bucks for a subcscription and got muted in his chat room and i still havent shot him

how?

this tough
youtube.com/watch?v=a4WesitkFpY

thats actually the exact opposite of the tough

why cuz i didnt shoot him? trust me buddy, youre nt gonna hurt my feelings whatever you say thanks to that guy. making threats online is a sure way to get v& so show up everyday SUPER fucking mad at tahat little faggot but hes got 2000 other people in his god damn room dninking his fucking sperm on a daily basis so i really dont even occur to him

I stepped on a Lego on my way to the bathroom, and barely even flinched.

you really are serious now right?
how old are you?

bout to turn 23 guess i was innocent to get involved in such a sleazebag motherfuckers shitty little "business" but i wish i knew his address and had a "little friend" to bring with me ;) hint hint because it wouldnt be pretty

I love echhi

i post cropped cp to derail threads

>AND I STILL GET BANNED

Fucking around with the steam table at work

Idk Mr Salty man, why don't you tell me how tough I am?

Moderator know all cp exactly

Smiledog.jpg is my wallpaper

heh. not always! i've gotten away with posting some that were cropped just well enough that no one noticed!

for example, there's this one pic of cat goddess where she's spread eagle showing her cunny, but because it's so deliciously perfect everyone is in denial and thinks it's shooped!

doesn't stop me from getting banned though lol.

I watched zootopia and I'm still not a furry

one time i went on a Disney jr site and didnt as my parents for permission

y you keep posting then, to piss off people, shock people, spread the seed of some kind of cp resistance?

i pop a scoobie in my fleshligh even if it hasnt been cleaned in 3 days

Without any milk.

for the lulz of course! i get off knowing there's so many closet pedos on here that i can easily manipulate. if anything, i want more pedos to emerge! all you whiteknights might scream "MODS", but that doesn't stop your dick from getting hard!

>literally the "you're already getting wet" dominating trope in hentai

but i never clarify my stance because pedo politics are never taken seriously. those who understand themselves better will be better at controlling their urges. i hope i can save more degenerates than i create by posting cp. it's naiive but it's a vision i believe in.

I was phone

i actuall like my fleshlight a lot because for only 49 bux i can get the release i nede anytime i want without the maintenance costs of a woman. who needs a salty spitoon when i got one in my closet any time i need it

interesting

Nobody who's 22 would say "almost 23"
Underage b&

I smashed a trap
without being gay

im definitely not underage

why dont you just give my penis a kiss and quit arguing

go to weenie hut jrs where you belong