Anyone here ever paid for an escort? Thoughts?

Anyone here ever paid for an escort? Thoughts?
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I do this all the time.

I'm a normal 27 year old guy with a good job.

I started with Asian massage places but have moved exclusively to agency girls in the last little bit. It's just so much easier than actually dating a girl.

Agencies are the way to go, because you the girls are always legit 10/10's and you can just bang and get it over with.

It's typically around $400-600 CAD an hour for a 10/10 agency girl.

Although every now and then I get the itch and head back to Asian massage places to get jerked off by an old Japanese lady for $40.

Pic related, it's what your typical high end escort in a major city is like

For poorfags how much does a cheap one cost? Want something around $200 much, also post an example for this value.
Wanna see if deserves to try it

Thanks a lot for info
I checked out backpage dot ca and it looked like it was like avg 100 CAD for some 5/10 girls. Will look into agencies for sure

how do you find an agency

$200 for half hour is actually more than average I'd say, I think normally it's $130 or so.

It's tough to give examples of what they'd look like because theres' such a variation on backpage. If you're going to do it, make sure you check out a girl that's been reviewed, so you know you're not getting a ditch pig or something.

Backpage is great for when you want it quick and dirty, agencies require a lot more planning and are balls expensive.

Generally you will find them reviewed on your local escort review site. Always go with one with good reviews, so you know you're not going to be shelling out money with bad results.

Agencies in bigger cities obviously have more/hotter girls, but I travel for my job and have always found an agency in the city I'm in.

A lot of agencies will post on Backpage too, but it gets dicey because agency pics always look fake. For that reason I'd deal with them directly.

i agree i done backpage a few times, my advice always follow your gut i make sure i pick a good one that i feel safe and the pictures look legit

i got a super hot Japanese one once from back page amazing tried taking pics/video fucking cell was on flash she stopped me right away but i was able to get a bit ofvideo of her pussy, she said no video was not super upset but i could see she did not like it, i been to massage places, some secret apartments with girls, escorts, strip places where the girls are sluts and will do extra for extra

haha same here dude i got jerked off by a Russian hot girl the other day but they do not want to fuck, i was like wtf wanted a bj no bj just hand job the fuck she was hot tough and i grabbed her ass and touched her tits while she jerked me off

I've always heard strip joints is a good way to lose money since they always mark up 3-4x

How often do people get caught

Strippers are mercenary users of weak men. Stay the fuck away from them.

I live in bay area and I see the majority of escorts on backpage are asians that look like kpop stars legit or fraud?

yes its not a good investment if money is tight just go straight to the point with a massage place or escort but if you have extra cash would not hurt to go check it out just to see, my rule is i set a alarm 1-2 hrs get the f out before i get ripped off and too horny/drunk to control myself

hm not sure dude this is what i am afraid of, that's why i am careful once i found a good place or good escort that i know is legit i stick to it safer better and they know you are a returning customer

they will never show their real faces they are legit but pictures are fake, and the girls can be 6-7's, if the girl is not asian just walk away

19yr old with an amazing body I grew up with her... Paid her to strip for me and 4 of my buddies for his bachelor party. Then paid her to let me and my buddy fuck her in a motel room.. 600 dollars later. Worth

Thoughts?

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A friend paid to fuck an African down an alleyway in Spain if that counts? He couldn't remember it the next day...

daum dude nice love girls like that, they will do anything for cash its perfect

only paid for shemale escort, because girl are easy to get, and shemale are very rare to come across.

Especially the one with big dick, who are willing to top, and who aren't crazy/huge drama queen

I used to do it about once a month for 1 or 2h at 200€/h

Some are probably real but there are spam postings that post on every backpage city with asian girls.
Always reverse image search and go by reviews if you're using backpage, not many exceptions.

I think some of it depends on where you live, the girl, etc. I'm in a bit of a cheaper market down the 95 corridor in the US (Virginia), but could easily go into shark infested waters up in DC and triple what I'd pay. $300 might be closer to the mark for us.

Do yourself a favor and check out usa sex guide dot info. Lots of good info there, especially on UTR's (under the radar girls). Good advice on the ones that might have taken vacations (jail) or be working for Uncle Leo (Law Enforcement Officer). Educate yourself.

Real and decent girls have reviews online, at least the pros. Always wear a condom. Don't eat at the Y, you don't know who's raw dogged that bitch, no matter how clean she looks or claims to be. Stay away from craigslist and streetwalkers.

You can also investigate sugar babies, the legal area (at least in the US) is much more gray. Lots of girls that might not mind an arrangement, and couldn't stand the thought of outright 'selling themselves'.

>Be fat disgusting human
>Pay woman $200 to fuck me
>She shows up
>She fucks me
>Pretends that I'm the best fuck she's ever had
>She leaves
>Texts you now occasionally to entice you to fuck her again
>She just wants your money

It's empty and pointless. Jerking off is better.

>if the girl is not asian just walk away

Lmao I'm asian and I look for white girls but there is a big deficit of them here, why should I walk away if it's not asian?

I just want to spend time with a pretty girl

Lost my virginity a year to a hooker, even thou i could do it legit with a gurl the next week. Wanted to prepare. My friends bought one as a christmas present. That night sucked for me, cus i didnt have tipmoney for her, even thou i shouldnt do that due to it being already paid!

10/10 - do you imply they are as good looking as your pic? any example?

Insanely overpriced.

are you non-white?

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I am just saying i was looking for a Asian chick and when I show up the girl is not asian then wtf dude also the fact that something is wrong its a shady world

hm does that make a difference? I am half Japanese/half mexican

use google image search. They are all fake, then when you meet them, they try to scam you out of your money with bait and switch tactics.

Another good point. You are paying here, so if they don't look like the pictures or if something seems fishy/bait and switch walk the fuck away.

exactly your the customer what the f unless you like to take the chance

Britfag here.

You kjow, I love the US and the American people but your morality laws are just retarded.

Prostitution in London is effectively legal and hot Polish chicks will fuck you for $120 an hour (a lot of Romanians will go as low as $80 but you may get a free STI !!

I have seen about 100 different girls over the last 10 years since my divorce and I can't imagine being in a "normal" relationship any more :)

By the way, total STIs caught in 10 years ! Zero...

i agree here in the US if it was legal i mean in certain areas it would make things a lot better if well managed

True, true. And trust your fucking gut. If you drive up to a motel/notel and you get creepy vibes, drive the fuck off. Don't take that chance.

Hell, sit in a parking lot across the street and just watch who goes and comes.

Many women will use fake (but close) pics to maintain some semblance of anonymity.

I guess I owe a story

>married, mid 30's.
>wife is a mental mess, hypochondriac and a lousy fuck.
>check out a chick online, vet her as best I can
>not great looking, chubby. Kinda bubble eyed
>great personality though, we clicked
>drank wine, hung out for a couple of hours
>smelled good, house was clean, really chill
>did the deed. She was soft as cotton and felt damn good in my hand and burying myself in her body
>treating someone like a human and looking for a hint of a connection can make the sex a lot better
>you don't have to worry about getting her off. This is ALL about you.

I was at a trashy strip club near Boston last year. Stripper was 5/10. Said I was cute. Just an act of course. Got a few $15 lap dances. Third one she started blowing me. Paid for another while in the room. She is deep throating. Other patrons/ girls in same room no one seems to mind. She finally says "you can fuck me if you want, I am clean and fixed". Did not want any extra money. She was dripping wet. Turned her down, last thing I needed to bring back from a business trip is an std for the wife. Left soon after, my dick was winning the argument

Europe is much more smart about it. Regulate it, tax it, test the fuck out of the girls and move on. Do you think the UK is going to head down that path if the left gets back in power, or is everything headed down a path of fuckery since May took office?

I agree, the US is fucking retarded about it. But our courts are all about keeping people indebted and/or in the system. It's a money generator, plain and simple.

paying women for sex sounds very depressing to me.

Yep - a few times - three trannies, three regular girls. Good times with all three trannies, and two of the girls. Third girl was high as a kite and smelled bad. Not coincidentally, the bad experience was the only one who was not highly and repeatedly well-reviewed on TER.

yes! dude omg i agree its kept me safe I always think with my head before thinking with my dick i analyze everything and see if how high the risk is, its kept me safe only one time i go ripped off but it was way in the beginning i was young and naive

> std for the wife
Why? Why did you go to a fucking stripclub? Isn't your wife good enough? I don't understand 'people' like you.

I once went to a strip club and got 5 songs in a private room. Got a blowjob although I think if I gave a bit more I could have gone all the way. After I chilled there for a while drinking a few beers. It was kind of awkward cause she was still working and dancing.

200 should get you a "cute" one. 6-7/10. Regular girl body, can be lots of fun though as sometimes the 10/10 looks can get lazy and give 1/10 performance.

My strategy is to look for the 200-300 7s and 8s, as they're hot, and the fact that they're not complete smoke shows means they'll usually try and give a good experience.

I've been at least a little bit nervous every single time going in. I think that's a good thing.

LOL what the fuck. hooker shaming on my /b? It's more likely than you think. Fuck off with whatever you're trying to do here. And if it's trolling, it's a weak as fuck attempt.

I've had decent luck with the trans as well. Generally clean and with what I said earlier about 'treating them like a human' works x10. First one I messed with was down in Dallas. Nice chick, I fixed her android phone for her. I think she was on the oxy train, was a little out of it. But a good experience overall. Gotta watch out though because a fair few of them will be CD/Men in drag without the hormones or fake boobs.

There's nothing to understand about these types. They are pieces of shit and that's that. What you do with your body is your business but when you are married it's fucked up to do this shit.

i just went on pof and fucked whoever would let me, bit of flirty talk and thats that

would be invited over to womens houses all the time and be fucking them a few hours later all it cost was a coffee or a cheap bottle of wine

200-300 for a hour?

>pof
?

plenty of fish

That's about right.

I've been seeing escorts for the past 5 years, probably getting close to 100 of them. I lost my virginity to one and have never had sex with a woman who wasn't one. Ask away.

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>> std for the wife
>Why? Why did you go to a fucking stripclub? Isn't your wife good enough? I don't understand 'people' like you.
Assuming your not trolling I was with a client. However my wife and I go to strip clubs together all the time.

>never had sex with a woman who wasn't one
Interesting. Why not?

Don't listen to that moralizing shit. Probably just trolling and samefagging.

KYS FAGGOT

that should be obvious, but I'm an uninteresting depressed obese alcoholic. I have a good job and am highly educated but have absolutely no social skills. I find boning whores easier than solving the problems that keep me from having sex with regular people.

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> TER.

What's TER?

the erotic review, i assume. a site where reviews of whores are posted.

The erotic review
Eh, I've learned not to assume anything. You could be a completely 'normal' dude that just doesn't want to deal with women and relationships outside of sex.

The Erotic Review

Bunch of casuals in this thread. I've never used a hooker and even I know this.

Just google your local escorts.

It is absolutely insane here in the US. If the police catches you picking up a prostitute in the street. They put you in jail, fine you, confiscate your car and your name can be published labeling you a solicitor.

Kek, use Google Maps and try "hookers near me"

I've always wanted to go down on a hooker. Yes, I'm aware this is a terrible idea.

Eh, not everyone knows everything and not everyone from /b is from the West.

Lots of guys do it. I could never be one.

to be fair i wasn't that way when i first started. I was dealing with a friendzone situation where I wasted 6 years on a girl who had no interest in me (which is totally on me, I understand that) and I just got so frustrated that I called a escort service and decided to get it over with.

Instead of helping me get over my psychological block about sex it just drove me deeper into depression and my other bad habits and well, here I am.

>not everyone from /b is from the West
Well, then Aloha Snackbar to you, Achmed.

Female police officers work undercover as well. God forbid you pick up one of them.

it's not a "terrible idea" in the health sense usually, unless we're talking about streetwalkers. It's just pointless - she isn't enjoying it no matter how loud her moans are, and you are wasting time that could be spent getting you off. Paying to try to get someone else off is retarded.

Heh, it's more like "HEY YA'LL". I'm from the (not very southern) US.

Yeah imagine having your name in the paper and online for soliciting prostitution. Fuck that.

...They do?

Meh, for me I actually like the idea of doing something so 'wrong'.

look at review boards like usasexguide.info

everyone is falling over themselves to say how they ate the whore out and she totally came 5 times.

Well, lots claim to do it. Again, look at your local area at USA sex guide. Not that the internet stopped anyone from lying about it.

LOL beat me to it.

I lost my virginity to one when I was 19
She was like 32-33, floppy deflated tits, absolutely horrible room.

But was totally worth it, got +10 to my confidence and resistance to virginity jokes.

r u rich?

Huh. Weird... And considering it's my fantasy and I'm saying it's weird, well, it's weird. WHo goes down on a literal whore?

no, just perpetually single and use all my spare money on gambling and whores. When I was most active in the hooker scene I was making around 30k a year and was seeing one every 1-2 weeks.

i did once, it was mediocre and after a few minutes she literally tapped me out when she had enough. You'll find a hooker who will indulge your fetish but if them genuinely getting off is part of your fetish you won't have any luck. You are a customer, not someone they actually want to have sex with.

Like this guy, started with AMPs. Never moved to escorts, though. Did pick up a streetwalker once, but it creeped me out a bit. The nice thing about AMPs is you get a massage, and maybe a table shower where they lovingly clean your balls and ass with a massage blast of water, then a HJ or BJ (I even got a BBBJ), and occasionally, a fuck. In Los Angeles once, I had a cute younger girl give me a BBBJ, flip over for covered doggy, and she let me finger her butthole. All in a nice, clean spa.

I use to play the game a bit back a year ago. Dallas is great for the scene but since living in Tennessee Nashville is hit or miss. I've given up the hobby and now just use onaholes. It isn't the same as full body massages or turning out whores but it feels in credibly great for only $30 and repeat usage as compared to $200 or so. If you're going to cheap out and use backpage that's fine but make sure to cross reference any girl you see on bp with eccie. Have fun and be safe boys

LOL I can tell you are monger, ending with "Have fun and be safe"

my problem with AMPs is you have like a 90% chance of getting a 40-50+ year old asian whore. I've never been to one that had the nice young tight 18-early 20s asians i'm constantly in search of

Hobbyist is more like it. Ahh fuck this thread now I'm scoping out ads on eccie

What's a BBBJ?

That's it. Populated by the same ragged old Vietnamese bitties that work at the nail salons.

Oops sorry.

Nah, them getting off isn't involved. I legit want to stick my tongue in a prostitute's biz.

Bare back blow job.

bj with no condom, "bare back blow job"

same her i was drunk and it was taboo, i was in too it but in the morning around 5 am still boozed up realized what i did got up ran to the rest room and mouth washed and also brushed my teeth like never before thinking i can still avoid an stds

Bare Back Blow Job.

Look up escort acronyms for a complete list.

How'd you find her?