Let's talk about times when we met people from Hollywood in real life.
I met Saoirse Ronan at the Santa Barbara Film Festival. I couldn't say anything but I did make eye contact with her and she looked away. Pretty good first encounter. Here's a pic I took
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>Flash is on
Jesus christ
I wanted to blind her to assert dominance
did you rape her?
Irishfag here.
People knowing celebrities here isn't that unusual- here people are at remove of like 2 people from anyone. Think there was actually a fa/tv/irgin who shared her group of friends in Carlow a while back.
I think anyone who's lived in Dublin for a while has seen CIA walk around the place, saw him in Rathmines a little while back, and a buddy of mine who works in the Dawson Street starbucks says he's always in there.
Jack Gleeson was in Trinity at the same time I was, used to see him in the library and in or around the college a bit.
That's about it I think
Ausfag. Got a handjob from Hex once.
Oh, and my mam knows Cillian Murphy's parents.
She says his mother is a thundering bitch
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My mother worked at an airport for an airline checking people in for their flights. She said she once saw Gary Busey with a didgeridoo and he would blow it every so often.
>tfw you'll never meet seahorsie irl
One time on a flight back into ohare I saw half the entire cast of Chuck
As I walked by I asked them if people asked them where Adam Baldwin was and they had a sensible chuckle
Yvonne is shorter than I imagined
Always used to see jack gleeson around trinity too, plus he has lots of mutual friends. Ireland is like that though, everyone meets Bono at least once
He grew up down the street from me. My brother says he bagged him in school about 30 times.
He had some weird orange bleached tips or some shit last time I saw him. Was always riding around on a bike smoking a fag.
Kek, Indian dude I know was CONVINCED he met Bono on Paddys Day, but it was an impersonator...didn't have the heart to tell him
>bagged
Kind of hoping this has the same meaning in Dublin as it does in Cork (i.e. turn your schoolbag inside out)
>Kind of hoping this has the same meaning in Dublin as it does in Cork (i.e. turn your schoolbag inside out)
Yep, that's the one. We used to zip tie them shut from the inside too, was a complete balls.
Ah good
For a minute there I thought CIA had sexually assaulted your brother on an ongoing basis so just making sure
Someone I know said they saw him getting his bit taking some girl home after a night out too haha. In work some some Spanish lad was looking for Bono and asked me where he could find him
Hung out with Jack a few times through mutual friends. Nice chap from what I could gather. I'm a bit of a dingbat socially so I didn't say much to him.
Irish people are so fucking twee, saints and begorrah, you dirty pope-worshipping fuckers ye
Seeing as there are a bunch of irishfags in here, what do we think of the current state of campus politics? Is there an equivalent to the SJW and alt-right culture going on in Dublin?
SJW yes
Alt-right no
Trinity is a lost cause, UCC may be saved
She looks like the kind of girl who loves to be desecrated by bodily fluids.
Why have the SJWs been so successful here? ...will it ever go away?
When I lived in America:
Savannah
>I made out with Miley Cyrus years ago and cucked Liam Hemsworth.
>Also met Norman Reedus and Andrew Lincoln in a bar and drank with them. Lincoln went back to his hotel pretty early, but jesus Norman is a fucking animal with the drink. He's Chief Kief tier. I tapped out at round 10 and he kept going for god know how long, and smoked a couple spliffs while drinking.
Atlanta
>One of the Real Housewives of Atlanta (Cynthia) had a chat with me while we were both pumping gas
>Saw Gucci Mane get into a fight in Lenox Mall in Buckhaven the weekend before he got locked up last
Dublin (Ireland, not Georgia):
>Met Victoria and David Beckham in a Dunnes Store as a kid. Really nice people
>Met CIA in a Spar while visiting grandparents and family in Ireland, really nice guy but pretty damn shy
>Got into into a shouting match with Sinead O'Connor in Bray after her kid thought his fishing rod was was a sword and tried to poke my dick, and she went way over the top and beat the living fuck out of the poor little guy on the street
England:
>I met Lawrence from Emmerdale
I'm also in personal contact with Lil B. Based God's a great guy.
It's weird how I've met the least celebrities in the country I live in. I've been fortunate everywhere else.
Why is he so perfect Sup Forums. He's the definition of a comfy happy man.
I'll believe:
>Real Housewives
>Vic/Becks
>That you SAW Sinead but not that you shouted at her
>That you met Emmerdale guy
That's the best I can do, chap
Dead serious on every last one bud, but I get that it can sound pretty outlandish.
in 2004, I paid Alyssa Milano $200 to flash me and my frat bros at a bar
>Carpooling with Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson
>we're crushing along at a nice speed
>Dwayne keeps his eyes on the road and starts talking to me
>"You like to go fast, kid?"
>"Not really, sir."
>he chuckles
>Fucking faggot"
>slams his foot down on the gas pedal
>we accelerate to sixty miles per hour
>five miles over the speed limit
>"Please sir, we could get in trouble."
>at seventy miles per hour
>"My stomach hurts. Pleas slow down."
>eighty miles per hour
>I go quiet and start sweating
>ninety miles per hour
>Dwayne is struggling to contain his excitement and control the vehicle
>hit a bump in the road
>car flips over and rolls down a gulley
>smashes against the trunk of a tree
>I get out and throw up
>Dwayne is nowhere to be found
>police can't find a fucking body or anything, he's just gone
>Out of focus shot
KeK
>frat bros
Trinity is far from being plastered with SJWs. Even the lefties I know are mostly good old-fashioned socialists that couldn't care less about race or gender issues, and generally don't even like multiculturalism or immigration.
The last time I was at a Hist debate, there was an escort destroying feminists by essentially arguing both her, and most other "sex workers" in Ireland are fine with their job and aren't a result of 'patriarchy', or whatever. They're there because the job is relatively easy and the pay is very, very good.
We should be safe for now.
Thats a big bike
I work in the film industry so I've met tons of movie industry folks. I met Imogen Poots at Green Room's premiere afterparty. I tried to introduce myself but she made a face and turned her back to me as I was talking to her. My friends spent the rest of the night making fun of me for getting shut down so spectacularly.
Anton Yelchin was very down to Earth and spoke with me for a couple of minutes, but of course he's the one to die.
Anya Taylor-Joy danced with me and got me a double vodka martini at the premiere for The Witch. She was a delight.
I am visiting Dublin for a month or so next spring
But she lives in the US now right
I've met a couple of weird ones.
One of Flava Flav's many daughters went to my high school for a year, so at the beginning of the year he was around for back to school stuff. Happened to be at the store where you buy the uniform same time me and my parents were. Surprisingly nice and funny guy.
Dave Matthews plays at a huge concert venue where I live almost every summer. One year a bunch of girls in my group got us all invited back stage and we did a bunch of drugs it was tight.
I have a friend who works for an online music publication not p4k and did an interview with grimes at govball a year or two ago. I was at the festival tagging along so got to sit and chill backstage while he was doing the interview. She was nice and smoked us out afterwards.
Met Jesse Eisenberg at the Museum of Natural History when a friend and I were just wandering and he happened to be there. Super quiet and didn't want to be photographed but was super polite about it and answered a few of our questions about working with Fincher.
That's all I got.
Shoorshie?
How come no "huh huh huh" copypasta yet? They make me laught
aight
This makes me feel better. Thanks user.
They are very vocal, and I tend to hang out with "arty" types so the I get a disproportionate sense of what's going on.
im a firm believer that copypasta works with literally anyone
its perfect
Lol what did you say to her what a bitch
>I work in the film industry so I've met tons of movie industry folks. I met Imogen Poots at Green Room's premiere afterparty. I tried to introduce myself but she made a face and turned her back to me as I was talking to her. My friends spent the rest of the night making fun of me for getting shut down so spectacularly.
Anton Yelchin was very down to Earth and spoke with me for a couple of minutes, but of course he's the one to die.
I keep hearing so much about how Imogen is a total cunt. I wonder is because of her last name she is that way.
She's also from Carlow, not Dublin
Anton Yelchin is fucking dead?
She was in NY for awhile while The Crucible was showing, and Lady Bird recently started shooting, so I'd assume she's still in the US.
She lived there for awhile.
Sure but when she's in Ireland she probably spends more time in Dublin right
Swing by Belfast and you can probably meet other celebrities like some of the Game of Thrones cast
You a pa? I just saw green room and I fuckin loved it.
My story is I once had an hour and a half long long conversation with tommy lee jones on the phone about a play I was doing in college, and Kevin Costner once gave me a phone number to what I thought was his production company but it wasn't...didn't lead anywhere. Can't say I blame the guy.
Well I'll be there for a month and Dublin has just like 500k inhabitants what are the odds that i WONT meet her
sersh here i come
I have like 3 or 4 days reserved for travelling around the island so I might
My family was friends with Alexis Arguello, the greatest boxer who ever lived. My dad said that when they would go shopping together people would almost faint in disbelief. He stayed with us when I was a baby.
About three or four years ago, Jamie Tworkowski and the actress from Twilight who is part of a clan that hunts vampires/werewolves came to my city for a talk on To Write Love on Your Arms. She left the stage almost right after, but Jamie stayed and chatted with me for like 4 minutes.
While I worked at a company called Birch I got to meet the CEO, Vinny, and talked with him for maybe 5 - 10 minutes.
No she probably spends it at home with her family.
In her house.
In Carlow.
Yeah, with her boyfriend.
goddammit what a slut ruining my trip like that
>implying she likes men
I met CIA at a pub near Dawson Street before. Sounds legit.
Never met Jack Gleeson but I know people who have.
I saw Jennifer garner in person on a flight from Dulles. I said to her that she looks beautiful, she thanked me and we parted ways.
...
she is lesbian tho
I think she just a closetfag.
>your brother was in school with Cillian Murphy
>he went to Pres
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PRES FUCKMAN GET OUT
>cigar
>box
>guitar
>the lesbian kiss scene in Hanna
>implications of Violet & Daisy
not even a meme
What did he mean by this?
i really hope so
no man is good enough for her
>Irish government collapses
>A new pro-irexit pro-us government rises
>Just one more potato republic
you forgot about me famalam
I met Louie CK 2 days ago
I want a mom daughter lesbian incest movie with these 2 right now
I saw Ryan Gosling at a grocery store in Los Angeles yesterday. I told him how cool it was to meet him in person, but I didn’t want to be a douche and bother him and ask him for photos or anything.
He said, “Oh, like you’re doing now?”
I was taken aback, and all I could say was “Huh?” but he kept cutting me off and going “huh? huh? huh?” and closing his hand shut in front of my face. I walked away and continued with my shopping, and I heard him chuckle as I walked off. When I came to pay for my stuff up front I saw him trying to walk out the doors with like fifteen Milky Ways in his hands without paying.
The girl at the counter was very nice about it and professional, and was like “Sir, you need to pay for those first.” At first he kept pretending to be tired and not hear her, but eventually turned back around and brought them to the counter.
When she took one of the bars and started scanning it multiple times, he stopped her and told her to scan them each individually “to prevent any electrical infetterence,” and then turned around and winked at me. I don’t even think that’s a word. After she scanned each bar and put them in a bag and started to say the price, he kept interrupting her by yawning really loudly.
>the lesbian kiss scene in Hanna
Hanna does have lesbian subtext but I always thought the kiss was supposes to be chaste from Hanna since she was kinda childish.
Though pic related was no doubt a slut that wanted to do things with Hanna.
>electrical infetterence
fukken classic.
I saw Ryan Gosling at a grocery store in New York yesterday. I told him how cool it was to meet him in person, but I didn’t want to be a douche and bother him and ask him for photos or anything.
He said, "It's no problem, I love to meet my fans".
I was impressed, and all I could say was "I love Drive", but he kept excitedly cutting me off with production anecdotes from the movie and giving me warm hand gestures. I walked away and continued with my shopping, and I heard him chuckle pleasantly as I walked off. When I came to pay for my stuff up front I saw Ryan waiting in line with just a few organic granola bars in his hand ready to pay.
The girl at the counter was very nice about it and professional, and was like "sir, did you find everything OK tonight?" At first he kept pretending that he was just a normal guy, but eventually let her know that the service was outstanding and that even he, an award winning actor, was impressed.
When she started scanning the bars individually, Ryan stopped her and told her she could just scan them in bulk "to prevent any line holdups" and then turned around and smiled at me. I think that's very considerate. After she scanned just one bar, quickly calculated the total, and put them in a bag and started to say the price, Ryan simply handed the cashier a hundred dollar bill and told her to keep the change.
An old Sup Forums injoke referencing a print interview the sersh did where she talks about losing her virginity
...
Reminder her and her family were brutally murdered
I like to imagine that this is genuinely who he (and my other favourite celebrities) is irl
I met the guy who plays Daario off GoT while out with some friends in toronto
he was chilling with his daughter; we asked if he was from the show as he was leaving and congratulated him
wtf all I see around rathmines is alcoholics and smackheads
Probably. It's such a great movie.
ran into CIA down at Wilton Terrace last week. Took me by surprise so I kinda just stared at him a bit weirdly and he stared back looking slightly terrified
I met Brent Hinds in a pub after he played here.
Fucking retard, the SOP for that situation is to assume the powerstance, squint your eyes a little, and say "Bane?" while being sure to make your neck muscles stick out.
I've never seen CIA guy in town and I'm in there quite frequently. I wish I saw CIA guy in town.
Is Stockholm, Pennsylvania any good brehs?
Tell me about his hair, why doesn't he comb em ?
Bet he had his hand on your dick the whole time.
a friend of mine met Jack Gleeson, my friend was in a group of about 10 people and he stopped and shook everyone's hands, he is incredibly nice according to many accounts of him.
i wonder if he knows about baneposting. he must know.
He's a cool guy
My sister had a small car accident (but not much really, only touch the back of his car because she forgot to use the break at a light) with Willem Dafoe. Told me he was very nice.
It's waifukino
If i pulled that haircut off would he fuck me?
Met Camilla Luddington when the flight we were both on got delayed 2ish hours. Ate snacks and talked about a bunch of stuff during the delay. She was pretty nice.
I know that.
Just image this face getting shot in the head or worse just because she met some weird girl in the desert.
lmao looking at CIA walking around pushing his bike like its just normal for him. we all know your secret CIA
Fingered her in a nightclub a few years ago.
It would be funny if he didn't and was perplexed by all these strangers saying the same thing to him. I imagine he'll snap one day and beat the shit out of some kid from here.
It's all here in this script I wrote.
>The original script has Hanna sending Sophie a postcard at the end, so if you want to go with the happiest ending possible, there it is.
i want to believe
I'm a waiter, living in LA. I was in a long line at the grocery store. I was buying peppercorns to refill my pepper grinder when Cate Blanchett walked behind me in line.
She had just one item to buy, so she asked if she could cut in front of me. Sure. But I wanted something out of it.
I unscrewed my empty thermos of coffee and asked if she's piss in it in exchange. She hesitated and looked me over as if I was crazy.
She took the termos from me and held it under her skirt, her other hand disappearinf beneath her to pull her pantie sout of the way. Soon, the sound of her pissing into the thermos began to mingle with the sounds of the grocery store. "Attention bakery department. Two, zero, one" blared the computerized voice over the PA system. The beeps of the cashier passing items over the scanner punctuated the soud of frothing piss filling up the thermos.
Eventually she finished, and though I didn't ask her to, she put the cap on and tightend it, wiping of the piss that clung to the side of the thermos with of her shirt cuff. I thanked her and took it from her then let her move in front of me. She smiled and stood in front of me, waiting for her turn in line.
I still have that thermos in the back of my refregiration. Someday, I'll drink it and beat off like crazy.