Warm toilet seat

warm toilet seat

This

Wet towel

Wtf

toes sticking out from under the covers

you don't say

>blanket is 3 inches too short

Biting your fork

Toilet water splashes your ass.

Wet socks

slightly damp socks

sliding on your jeans and scraping your toenails on the inside

Potato chip wedges in between your tooth and gum as you bite down

when someone puts a gun in a condom in your bum bum and you pray that they pull the trigger but they only thrust

sweat dripping down your back, past your pants, and into your ass crack.

Grinding teeth together whilst eating

>biting the inside of your cheek

Hot drink scalds the entire inside of your mouth

fapping and your hand slips and your thumbnail cuts into the head of your dick

Having an itchy nose but can't sneeze

raspberry seeds in your teeth.

>When eating an apple, chomped tongue. Tiny bit separates from the rest of tongue mass.

Sneezing and coughing at the same time

Stubbing toe on table leg/chair/door

When you're taking a shit and you get a boner but your dick gets stuck under the toilet seat.

Drinking orange juice THEN sneezing. After brushing teeth.

>Stubbing toe on edge of metal bed frame.

then doing it again in the same session

....when you live alone

Standing on a piece of lego/british plug

Kek

When you see your gf with a black man on Sup Forums images you shouldn't share thread

Stepping full force on a lego

Fingers break through toilet paper and get covered in shit as you wipe

Looking at milf porn and finding your mother with your high school math teacher.

Door to the slave dungeon is open

Popcorn husk gets stick in the back of your throat

This normie thread is now a cringe thread.

*stuck

Eating your dogs ass and recognising the taste of your dads cum.

Accidentally cutting your thumbnail too short and it's raw and stings for 3 days

We knew what you meant, summer

Nigga how fucking short did you cut your nail?

I don't like your thread OP ):

The fucking gun is wearing a condom. My sides.

Haha correcting a typo means he only visits this board during the summer. Try hard moronic fuck.

This thread doesn't like you either asshole

B U T T H U R T

Bite my nails. Tear off. This happens.

when you're jacking it full force and your mom comes in and accidentally bends over fully spread right as you're finishing and the universe thrusts you two to become one once again as dad opens the door

Living a lie

You have to be safe about sexually shot diseases, also it can bust a cap in there sp they need to prevent pregnancy to maintain the masterrace

About to cum and looking for paper but can't find any

farting all day and then sharting

How can you be so sweaty?

Dick his the water while taking a shit.

How autistic are you

Sleep tight, pizza

wiping your ass and the paper slides because some of the shit got stuck

Courtesy flush and the toilet overflows

cock pops out of the fly on your boxers

when you get a boner get up and grab your favorite fleshlight but realize you busted in it 4 ays ago not 3

then lose your boner when you get up to get the fresher one

Try having a nail chewing habit

Sweat stain on computer chair after cumming

at least they used protection

trimming nose hair
scissors just rip one out by the root

cramp in your feet after a vicious wank

Yet another fur thread derailed because of your inability to call it what it is. A truly wonderful day.

Topkek...fuck

I literally did this ten minutes ago, its immoral

accidentally wiping your ass on the palm of your hand not covered with toilet paper

Piece of popcorn stuck between your teeth

Little sliver of dead skin right by your fingernail