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Im back after 2 years no fap. Wanna hear a tale???

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Well 2 years ago i was a constant fapper, almost 8 times a day then, dry, til it would bleed..

Then i found a no fap general and learned some shit. Eventually took my last wank about an hour ago this time two years ago

youtu.be/V9c2XRluot4 this is why you fap

YOU BECAME A GIRL?

It was hard but like with anything if i didn't try it wasn't gonna work so i used the full power of autism to literally write my penis off

Yeah. Getting to that

So months passed, i stopped watching porn, using porn threads, changes boards and faned out and discovered philosophy, science, and the arts....

>using porn threads, changes boards and faned out and d
AND THEN YOU BECAME A FOREMAN GRILL?

is that how you become girl?

need more feet

Stopped watching tv 6 months in and stopped using the refrigerator for liquids, 7 months in stopped listening to music and and refrigerating dairy or eggs,...

post huge two years old cumshot, you record it right?

I'm 12 what is this?

I LOVE YOUR NAILS COLOR

I bet you also discovered the pleasure of being railed by cock, isn't that right?

All this time didnt fap, didnt even get hard when i bathed... ended up selling my car, my manly toys like jet skis, dirtbikes, and jeeps... my mind was clear and clean

refrigerator liquids? i've heard of all of these other pretentious things but this is the first time i've heard someone scorn the refrigerator

Cute dicklet.

Should have been 'Wanna hear a TAIL' You kno, because tail means penis and you havent fapped so no penis? lelele

Yeah, I want to know how no fap is supposed to work when niggas have wet dreams any fucking way.

Wait a fucking minute, traps are sharpie in pooper w timestamp or gtfo

tru

Yep

Cranberry wine with a glitter top coat by sally hansen

Ended up moving from the deep south to seattle, ended up grooming more and letting my hair grow out, didnt even feel like different, just felt like clear headed, no more need to please my dick opened my mind up...

im 26, is it late for me to BECOME A TRAP?

not op, but I think never is enough late...

Im not very masculine anyways.

Not OP, I started at 26, but I already passed well enough

much on your favor.

So i eventually found smart people my age to chill with, one became my best friend, i never had real friends before no fap and now i had several... so my best friend and i became super close, he was an immigtant from Scotland and super smart and outgoing. We eventually had sex and i was the bottom, didn't even touch my peen or get hard and he came in me and i had my first prostate orgasm. Prostate orgasms, true ones, are a very different thing from fapping. Needless to say i didnt pick up fapping or shlicking with a dildo but me and my bf continued to fuck weekly....

>discovered philosophy, science, and the arts....

The three things that fill the vacuum of common sense.

>literally write my penis off
And by literally, you mean figuratively, but go on.

Sharpie in pooper or gtfo

With timestamp. Desu.

truTV

Interesting...go on...

Whelp, guess he gtfo.

We eventually got engaged and moved in together.... we worked hard and saved and eventually moved to a small yet hip little village in holland. I decided whilst walking through a pretty garden outside my hotel on the way to our new home that i wanted to start living as a woman, my dick isnt in my life, my balls shrank, i had become girly as fuck anyway.... so i got on hornones after a few months of presenting full time as a woman and succeeding... its been quite few months since going on hormones and even longer basically living as a female.

Went from a slightly fat redneck retard in Tennessee to an eco friendly, MARRIED, young woman living in a civilized European country.

Ipso facto your penises are killing u

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xD

Desu

Not bait

Btw im back home for 4th july because bf wanted to nerd out on firworks

Would suck on both.

This is pretty much the definition of a male fundamentally failing at life.

I don't want to see your frankentits tranny. And there's not even a fucking timestamp! Learn the goddamn rules! Fuck!!!

Post pics of feet please

moar

Wow your inspiring!

This shill is not a fucking trap. No timestamp, no sharpie, no nothing.

How? Being a testosterone raging monster is retarded

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Where in holland??

So you are a fedora tipping neck beard LARPing as a trap. Neat.

Wow you're the OP samefagging.

I know, kek. Like what in the fuck?
Cooler liquids?!?!?!? MY GOD!!!

After you fap, you're much more clear headed.

By not fapping, you're being controlled by your hormones, even more so if you started literally taking hormones.

You got addicted to fapping, that doesn't mean you should pretend you don't have a dick.

This entire premise is fucking retarded and I hope, for your sake, that you're trolling.

Dead serious, while I'm in the states im getting my sexual reassignment surgery

Next week ill have a vagina

Wait aren't you the guy who died?

OP changed into a grill because he was too dumb to bust a nut?! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.

Wow. You must be so proud. Amazing. Congrats.
Faggot

Actually i was smart enough and clear headed enough to see being a girl is a major step up in the modern world, i literally get treated like a princess

SO happy for you OP honestly. Living my dream lol

Again, OP samefag

Is there legitimately someone paying these cuck/trap shills? Honest question.

EH being a trans girl isnt really a step up. But if transitioning is the right choice for you it will be a huge step up from your previous life.

This story ends with
>raped and beheaded my muslims

You on hormones yet? Do u still fap? Don't listen to these losers, they are just jealous we get to be women and be the pussy on the pedestal

So you think being treated like a princess matches your philosophical enlightenment you experienced? Letting go of things? Now you're a spoilt cunt?

could be bots. There are bots all over the internet creating huge echo chambers. Always do your research and think for yourself user.

God i hate that comic, what a pretentious bitch, and yeah i guess bring trans fucking sucks, i was trying to be happy.
Tbh i can wear tiny panties with no fuss since my orchiectomy

nice body yo

At the least now is the best time in history to be trans so we have that going for us. Besides that its a minor inconvenience. Many people have it worse or equally as bad so I try and not acquire some huge victim complex over it. you know?

Thanks, the before pic is almost unbelievable

On a serious note, trans haters either group normal trannys in with the sjw tumblrs. Or they are attracted and what to become trans themselves so its more of a self hate.

Trans people are for the most part simply attempting to not feel like an ugly depressed meat sack.

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