Be me

> Be me
>Lose job (kicked ass at my job but boss preferred tall blondes who he replaced me with)
> Boss knew my wife was pregnant at time he fired me for no reason. (Stated lack of work but he had hired 3 hotties after I started there and I could run rings around two of them productivity wise.,
>Just finished buying EVERYTHING for baby before I got fired.
>FF two months later applying for 10-30 jobs every other day.
>get an email from a guy who says I can work for him on commission. He will transfer money into my acct, and I send on via western union and keep my cut 'to save on tax and international banking charges'
>clearly a scam.

Cont?

Pic related - wife due in 2 days

Yes please continue

go on..

Please do

Did he cuck you?

Willing to Sell pics of her dude?

Ok, here goes...

Pt 2.

>Decide to assist him with his scam bc down to last 2k in the bank and barely enough nappies to last maybe 4 months, need money for rent, food, bills, etc.
>create a new bank account with new bank
>within a week I have $5200 transferred into account.
>he sends me email with how much to withdraw and where to send it to.
>reply back and say I'll have it done same day.

Pic semi-related - wife giving an ok bj.

....Typing last part now.

Forgot pic lol

fucking with scammers...interesting

Preggo tits? Cum on that belly?

Part 3

>go into bank
>nervous af... Of course there is a long line.
>don't even have bank card yet bc just opened up acct 2 or 3 days prior
>tell lady how much I want to withdraw.
>she doesn't blink twice, just asks for my acct # and drivers license.
>trying not to shake as I hand them over
>she checks it, gets money, I ask her to recount it in front of me lol
>sign and walk out with $4600.
>email guy who lined up the scam
>told him the bank said money looked stolen and I'd have to wait a few days to check.

>Have not heard from him.
>expecting a phone call from bank eventually but I left my 'commission' in there so I'll be in the clear.

Pic related. Actually won $2.3k on top at casino from $400 I set aside from this. Other half I gave to the Mrs.

That was fucking stupid. $5k is nothing, especially with a child on the way. Had you kept it going you would have likely had a permanent job.

It very likely wasn't a scam.

Holy shit, op. You wish you best of lucks.

Give them their money and take your cut, next time they might put more in, otherwise if they have your details they could come to your house, or just grass on you.

Totally a scam jeeze.

The price to pay to send the money via western union is waaaaaay higher than a direct international bank transfer.

The money was to be sent to Russia :/

Where did you work? Also wife tits op?

Op is liable for the full amount the accs in his name it's the old 419ers doing this

True there is that risk. Had to weigh it up. I have a baseball bat handy and guy who lives next door has a few guns so I'm not too worried, but there is a risk no doubt. I doubt they would risk potentially involving police over $5k they stole anyway. Also they are not aust based just hack aust bank accts.

Moar pics, luck to you OP

lol no.
They will just want address wher western union was sent and receipt #

More of your wife. And what was your job before?

Op delivering.
This was around the day of conception lol

more of wife

Could be getting around sanctions, frozen accounts, or something.

It could be the old scam. Those Nigerian princes.

Rather not say but it was a really great 9-5 office job which was rewarding and mentally stimulating.

His business name was Daniel Blake and he spoke with a thick Russian accent lol

You're a failure who got fucking showed up by a couple chicks you want to fuck. You're jealous of your boss and the girls who worked harder than you. You're going to be a shit dad. Hopefully she'll go back to the guy who actually got her pregnant(or pawn the little retard off on a stepfather) and the kid won't be around a loser like you.

Tit shots op?

Nice one. You jelly with your neckbeard and virginity.
I admit it's not an ethical way of making money but better in my pockets than some Russians who will just piss it away on vodka.

Also, sage

You fucking did his dirty work, you deserved to be fired. You honestly just admitted to doing shit that validated your firing. You supposedly have a baby(not yours) on the way and all you're doing is fucking crying "me, me, poor me". Think about someone else for a change. You're going to ruin that child's life like you've ruined your own, but you'll blame that on someone else too.

Tits got saggy during pregnancy fml.

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The two jobs are completely separate you absolute moron.

Learn to read you Austin peice of shit

I have a baseball bat..plus,My neighbor will protect me! You're a fucking child, mate. I honestly hope for complications and that poor child doesn't have to live through your fucking bullshit. You're a fucking crybaby and you're a shit worker. You depend on another man(your neighbor, who is probably the real father) to protect your family!!! Just kill yourself. No joke, the baby deserves better.

Man fuck off

Don't be a bitch

Keep posting

Are you Aussie shit poster or Canadian shit poster.

I'm going to go with Canadian. At least we Aussies can get it done. What do I care if a bank making profits of billions of dollars each quarter if I take a few $k from the top 1% in the world. No chance I'll lose sleep over that bud.

You need to go back to trolling school.
Made me reply 2/10.

You can find better fap material on Sup Forums surely. I know I can lol.

No way, she is hot as fuck. So tasty.

What's her ethnicity?