Stranger texted me

Stranger texted me
Dubs replies

"Fuck you, I do whatever the fuck I want"

"What we have in the house is enough, I don't think you need more junk food."

"Why don't I pick it up on the way home? What do we need?"

im never coming back,,fuck you and fuck this life...

"It's cool, I picked up a toddler we can roast on the grill."

You don't fucking need me to go to the grocery store. Get the groceries yourself bitch.

Can you pick up more lube? The expensive one, ill pay you back

I'm on my way babe, I hope you have the strap-on ready.

"Maybe we wouldn't need to get groceries so often if your fat ass didn't didn't eat like your mouth was a black hole."

reroll

"OMG! I just ran over a hobo."

I'm coming back when I damn well please

I'm not.

Rl

"Get the kids, find a weapon and reinforce the doors. Now. Don't ask, just do it."

"Pffft. Come home? The boys are waiting at the strip club for me."

I've decided im done with all this, im sorry; i'm not coming back. I just need to be somewhere else

I can't stand you anymore

"sorry for that, i was raping my daughter"

roll

Im going to california for a few days. Im sorry I didnt tell you yet.

"Wait"

"Trying to get dubs is tough bitch- why should I come home?"

why does this happen to americans all the time??
dont you safe your contacts in the phone or what?
this sounds like someone who is supposed to know the one hes texting pretty well.. so how?

"I can pick up the groceries now but only if you give me a rim job tonight, kay?"

As soon as this dog is done, the knot is stuck in my ass still...

reroll

"I didn't serve two tours in fucking 'Nam to be some fucking delivery boy."

This.

reollerino

After i'm done fucking your mother.

Kek.

winrar

winrar

WINNAR

reroll

Dubdubs twice in a row. Praise Kek!

win win winrararar

Win delivrar

Rollerino again

WINRAR

please do this next

where is op?

Hurry it up faggots

Oh man I can't wait to see

Send me nudes

Samefag reroll

My dick's full of dogshit too

Oh, gotta clean up after too so another 10 mins there. I'm full of dog cum lol.

Fuck you. You're worse than Hillary Clinton.

This.

Winrar

If they say something like "what? "

I need your help with this one..

Reroll

Win

win

"I'm sorry but I think you might have the wrong number"

niggers tongue my anus

drink this please

Cuck

dubs

"ooops, sorry, wrong number, i'm coming soon, just ignore what I just said, just joking with a friend"

hello food?

"Napusi se kurca" dubs...

OP why would you NOT ask for pics/nudes!? You've squandered an opportunity for tits.

>"ooops, sorry, wrong number, i'm coming soon, just ignore what I just said, just joking with a friend"

"Hitler did nothing wrong"

Reroll

Honey serious question, is bestiality off the table for you or no?

Dubs has decided it, op deliver