Ruin a dinner in 4 words

Ruin a dinner in 4 words

I'm a furry, Dad.

I BROUGHT SOME BEES

I failed math test..

Do you taste cum?

put salt in penis

Make America Great Again

I fucked my brother

I voted for Trump

FIRE FIRE FIRE FIRE

Slowly take a bite of some vegetables, look the girl who cooked them in the eye and say with all the disgust you can muster,
"Tastes like rotten cunts"

I think we should bring back the holocaust

my girlfriend is black

Mom's specialty, jenkem vinaigrette.

We should eat vegan.

Liked my dick, mom?

Milhouse is a meme.

This

I'm addicted to Sup Forums.

I have no son

I pissed in the pot

Meet my bf Tyrone.

Mom. Dad. I'm gay.

Um at least you tried

"I'm pregnant"

>reading comprehension

These are three words. at most.

Oh, sorry
I pissed ON the plates

Hitler did nothing wrong

Dad, this is Jamal.

Learn to count Faggot

I shit in this.

Chuckled.

Why would I count faggots? How many of you are there?

traps are not gay

I shat my pants

Shaniqua's on her way.

Read this as Kyle kinane

I think I'm transgender

Hitler did nothing wrong.

He said ruin, not improve.

I crapped in it.

...

Stalin faked the holocaust

Everybody do the FLOP!

Sand niggers are ok

i raped your baby.

Give Me The Succ

Hitler did nothing wrong

I swallow giant shits .

he's got a gun

my name is jeff

Only middle schoolers posted.

I am a Vegan

Humans can't be vegetarian

I HAVE THE GAY

This taste like Cum...

The poison will kick--------

I shit in that

Welcome to Britian, Refugees.

This.
a million times this.

What is a potato?

Which one is mine..?

No! Not the GAY!

Dad can't unfuck me

This dinner isn't vegan

i suck black cock

"Mom's boyfriend called earlier."

Is this gluten free?

Mom, dad fucks us.

I caught your daughter fucking black cock

Holy shit, he said ruin dinner, not start WW3

dad knocked me up

You'll never have grandkids.

Meat causes heart disease

Traps are not gay.

I am done eating

i knocked mom up

Well good morning everyone

Dad moms a whore

you are eating cum.

Mu husband is pregananant.

hen in the Course of human events it becomes necessary for one people to dissolve the political bands which have connected them with another and to assume among the powers of the earth, the separate and equal station to which the Laws of Nature and of Nature's God entitle them, a decent respect to the opinions of mankind requires that they should declare the causes which impel them to the separation.
We hold these truths to be self-evident, that all men are created equal, that they are endowed by their Creator with certain unalienable Rights, that among these are Life, Liberty and the pursuit of Happiness. — That to secure these rights, Governments are instituted among Men, deriving their just powers from the consent of the governed, — That whenever any Form of Government becomes destructive of these ends, it is the Right of the People to alter or to abolish it, and to institute new Government, laying its foundation on such principles and organizing its powers in such form, as to them shall seem most likely to effect their Safety and Happiness. Prudence, indeed, will dictate that Governments long established should not be changed for light and transient causes; and accordingly all experience hath shewn that mankind are more disposed to suffer, while evils are sufferable than to right themselves by abolishing the forms to which they are accustomed.

Are sis' tits are growing?

You're fucking our daughter ?!

Vidya games is art.

I cum in Milk

She was only 12?!?! (and.......) That was good pussy!!

the guacamole is jewish

^ this actually caused a fight in a family meet up once

...

Mom, did you use White Power Milk for the Béchamel sauce?

i really like antiques.

>still 5 words

Normie scum

Hitler did something wrong

I love feminine penises

decimate literally every nigger

kek

Are we not men?

Of course he did! He lost the fucking war son!