CHEESEBURGER?

CHEESEBURGER?

Hotdog.

Fuck I remember this from '04

its not saturday

Cool story, bro.

I also remember this, what a wasted childhood

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>Life
ftfy

I just fucking ate mine....

Do you have stairs in your house?

Thanks, you're right

Fuck off, Randy.

You going to live stream the suicide so we can fap to your death?

No I'm in a happy relationship with my 8.5/10 girlfriend, can't show pics because she's a year younger than me

He can has cheeseburger

Cool story, bro.

Yeah, it's not a story that ends with my suicide on LiveLeak

Still a story though.
Thanks for that confirmation.
So you going to at least fap for us?

HAHA that cat...

"CAN I HAVE A CHEESEBURGER???"

HAHA...

Wowee look at those repeating numbers.

And no, she'll come over in a couple hours and I'd prefer she get a full load.

HAZ*

>Get a load of this guy
Why do you feel the need to go on the internet and tell lies?

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gay

I could be, but if I was then I'd be the one going to sleep tonight lonely and hating myself, I wouldn't be benefitting at all from lying to a bunch of strangers.

It doesn't change whether you believe me or not, she's still coming over in a couple hours.

I have one of them

CAN I HAZ CHEEZBURGER

Your answer is a good one, but as you must know, no one will believe you without tits/timestamp, and a shoe on your head for good measure.

Well she's 17 so that's not happening, and I also care about her too much to post her even with her clothes on.

Like I said, whether you anons believe she exists or not won't make her disappear into thin air.

Also inb4 underage ban, in my country you're allowed to be within two years of a sexual partner, so I am 18