Sexual mishaps you've had with sex workers

Sexual mishaps you've had with sex workers

I've slept with dozens of different prostitutes and I have two instances where things fucked up:

>#1
>In the middle of sex with an asian girl in a massage parlor
>We get the notice that the police might be coming
>She quickly gets off me, puts her clothes back on, takes my condom off and tells me to lay face down on the table and puts a towel over my ass
>I was worried that I'd get arrested anyway even though she was making it look like a regular massage
>About 20 minutes pass, it was a false alarm
>She strips off, it takes me like five minutes to get hard because of my nerves but then she puts another condom on and we finish

>#2
>In the FKK Paradise in Stuttgart (really fancy, high-end brothel)
>Get this beautiful, I estimate 36DD cup brunette to have sex with me
>Very fun, very good sex
>I was on top of her as I finished
>When I pulled out I noticed that nothing was in the end of the condom
>The condom had tore during sex
>I was panicking and all "Oh shit oh shit oh fuck" both to myself and out loud
>I could see cum leaking out of her pussy
>She said to me in very broken english "Is okay, I have implant"
>Getting her pregnant wasn't exactly my concern because the girls there have BC fallback in cases like this
>The way she said it implied that it's happened before with other guys
>I never thought I'd have a condom break and was worried I'd catch an STD since I basically fucked a prostitute unprotected
>Got tested a while later and came back clean

Any stories you people have to share?

Helpful bump. Never have paid. No judgement, just not been for me. Interested though.

i kissed a girl once it was fun thats all thanks

>was worried I'd catch an STD since I basically fucked a prostitute unprotected
fun tip, you have more chances of getting a shitton of STDs fucking a random normal girl in Burgerland than fucking whores in Thailand.

>>The way she said it implied that it's happened before with other guys

Yeah I've only caught chlamydia once over years of having sex with prostitutes, I do have sex in mostly Europe though where the risk seems to be way lower

never fucked a prostitute, but i did get the herp from one of my exes. bitch didnt even know what cold sores were. blowjob gave me genital herpes.. its fucked

get fucked herpy dick.

I had genital herpes even before I started fucking whores. You're pretty much bound to get it if you fuck regularly, I'm positive I got it from a one-night stand I had a few years back

Prostitutes are really no more or less safe than having sex with normal people these days

Had my first kiss last friday night.
I think I fucked it up.
Thx.

Filed under: Random tip user just made up.

I'll never get paying for sex

90% of the excitement for me is getting a girl to sleep with me more s than the sex itself

shit dude where is the fkk paradise in Stuttgart? I've been to the town twice but never heard about it. Must hangout with boring people. far away from the main trainstation?

It's fairly close to the airport, hard to miss

If you can't get it another way or if you want really hot girls it's by far the easiest way

hm the prositutes around here are pretty ugly.I frequent our local brothel's website to check out if the finally got a pretty one to try it out and some are fine but really not worth paying for

Europe especially FKK clubs are top-tier girls plus it's legal

>FKK clubs
i thought you just hang out naked there without fucking

You CAN just do that, relax, go swimming, etc... if you really want to, but the main attraction of FKK clubs is the prostitution

whats the avarage price for a girl?

prostitutes in germany often have less std as normal german women because they get checked often

40 Euros to get in the door, base rate for 30 minutes of sex with a girl is 50 Euros but the price goes up if you want more time, and for certain or additional sex acts depending on the girl

I've had sex with so many hookers, I've lost count. Easily over 100. Probably more like 150.

I haven't used a condom in forever. I've only caught clamidya, knock on wood.

Probably have a few bastards running around, but oh well haha

Only major mishap was getting a knife pulled on me by some crazy slut. I have her my cash and got the fuck out of there. She was a dumb cunt since I just came in her mouth, so I got mine and she just got the $100 I had on me.

> see this little ladyboy at a massage parlor on the regular
> started with handjobs, moved up to sucking and fucking over time
> started inviting me over to her place, we'd always fuck when I'd go over
> ass is super tight, always tell her how much I love fucking it
> one time , she says "honey no condom, but you fuck me anyway."
> I pass, but as she's blowing me raw, I talk dirty and say shit about how I want to fuck her ass so bad
> she gets up off the dick, slaps some lotion on, and jumps on my cock
> before I realized what was happening, I was balls deep in her super tight, super hot ass
> realize it was a bad idea, but seriously, 10/10 feels
> warned her 'I'm gonna cum baby,'
> she rides harder, takes my nut right up the ass bareback
> literally biggest load I've ever blown, feel it dripping out of her and coating my balls and crotch
> she starts playing with it, uses my cum as lube to jerk off all over my belly and chest, she cums a massive load too.

Shit was hot as FUCK, but I freaked out for literally 9 months afterwards, getting tested every month for aids and everything else.

Went back to see her, she tried to fuck me without a condom, I was like, "nope, sorry, I'm out."

> haven't seen her since.

What the fuck is wrong with you people

>"honey no condom, but you fuck me anyway."

Hey, it felt good man. I still jerk to the memory of it. I was already hard as a rock from the head she was giving me, and the feel of her little ass easing open around my cock... Jesus, I felt every millimeter of that ass on my cock.

Hard as diamonds just thinking about it now.

>ladyboy
>she

Dat denial has "faggot" written alllllllll over it.

Found an 8/10 Asian at a local Massage Place. Tells me she is 23. Small perky tits, cute and tight ass. First time, got a HJ. Second time got a HJ+BJ. We hit it off since then. She really likes getting finger blasted and cumming a couple of times before fucking. And noticed that every time I do that, she welcomes my cock raw. I'm super scared but she tells me I'm the only one she does "Live" and sends me pictures when she's at the clinic getting tested and checked. Have done her raw 3/10 times I visited. She is such a good lay.

only been with one so far, normal experience, nothing storyworthy

I'm bi, so yeah, half a faggot. I fuck anything that moves - sorry to hear you've arbitrarily limited your choices for sex to 50% of the population because you're afraid of other people's disapproval.

I'll remember your frowning disapproval next time I'm blasting a huge nut into some cute twink's asshole - I'm sure I'll have a moment to spare for you between pumps.

This guy is the ultimate player

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I've cum inside a woman for the purpose of procreation
>it worked

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Trips and here's a pic

>be me
>married to hottie Spanish chick
>she has 2 sisters, younger, equally hot
>one of the sisters move in with us
>constantly uses bathroom but doesn't lock door
>walk in on her while she's peeing
>"sorry"
>"no I'm sorry, almost done"
>she finishes I go in for shower
>meanwhile wife at work
>hear knock while showering
>"sorry user need bathroom"
>"uhm, okay I'll unlock, sec"
>unlock door, back in shower, she comes in, pees
>hear shower curtain move
>"you saw me, only fair I see you"
>I try covering up
>"I won't tell if you won't"
>diamonds
>we fuck
>I cum inside
>wife gets home 3 hours later
>fuck wife
>go to bed
>now fucking wife and sister on daily basis
>sister gets knocked up
>tells wife
>"who's is it??"
>"Sorry sis, this guy at a party, I feel horrible but want to keep it"
>huge pep talk about marriage and responsibilities
>I'm shitting bricks
>sister winks at me
>mfw I'm a father now
>wife wants us to have our "first child"
>mfw it'll be my 2nd

Based on what statistics?

>bi
>half a faggot

Denial has "full-fledged faggot" written alllllllll over it

One time I payed 75 cents to hug this cute girl in elementary school.

Went to the clinic a month later and everything came back clean. My parents would've disowned me if I caught cooties

if you think that's bad, i frequently have sex with iv drug addict girls by paying them with heroin. cheaper than hookers and never enforce condom usage, hookers are hit or miss, you usually have to pay them extra and show them clean test results, and even then only like 2/3rds will agree. i haven't used a condom in 13 years.

what's wrong with me? i understand that insertive vaginal sex with an asymptomatic partner and no skin breaks in my penis and no illness impacting my immune system carries a lower f->m transmission risk for serious uncurable STDs than the risk of death or life-altering injury from the drive over there, and since i certainly wouldn't not have sex to avoid the drive, i won't ruin sex with a condom to avoid an STD.

I deal coke on the side but dont really make much money. What i sell to dudes usually pays off what i give away in exchange for sex.

So whats the best place to find a whore state side,i usally look ad CL or Backpage but I'm sure tgere are better safer ways

hardcore but i've got you beat.

one time some girls wanted to drive my car so i made them flash their tits in exchange.

that gave me aids.

Kek

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Condom broke in a chunky hooker, was very akward...

Holy fuck, any vids?

that 2nd story was anxiety inducing
> be me a few days ago
>hit up milfy escort
>get there,do my thing fuck her this way that way not amazing. tight but definitely not the good tight more anoying than anything
>starts trying to finnish me off by blowing me
>w/e better feeling anyway even with the condom shit.. lol. that was pure old hoe experience when it came to the succ
>says i can cum all over her chest
>k
>about to detonate, pull off de damcon
>thought she was going to direct my wiener
>doesn't
>first squirt hits her in the tit
>2nd over the shoulder
>and the 3rd and final?
>Fucking headshot *fatalityanonwins
>starts saying "omg i should have expected that"
>you young guys loveeee to aim there
>total accident but like.. why weren't you directing my bratwurst?
>end up being cool with a little jizz on her cheek cause she knows it was accident
>leave
>coolstory i guess

>I can't think of anything better to say

Dated a girl that used to be an escort. At 1st i didn't know and fucked hew raw for like a year. THen she told me, but because i lurk Sup Forums too much i loved it and she told me all the fucked up shit she did.

Pic related

I'm uncertain as to why, but I read this in President Trump's voice.

"I know out, you know it, we all know it. Prostitutes.

>coolstory i guess
No
No it was not
How high are you?
I could barely understand your awkward story progression arc, or your disgusting syntax.
The only redeeming quality was the personality you put in with your vocabulary but even then it hindered the story almost to the point of incomprehension.

Post some of her stories

If you couldn't understand what he was illustrating with his words, you need to take a reading comprehension course ASAP. You're just bored and need to nit pick

>awkward story progression arc
>welcome to every story about dealing with hookers

- not sure where to even start. Told me she did it not because she needed the money but because she loved it, in the 3 years she was an escort she fucked 300-400 guys

>>The condom had tore during sex

I've had that happen a few times. One girl noticed right away. Popped in the other two. None of them seemed to be fazed by it other than trying to get condom bits from inside to outside.

Everyone look at the fucking mentally ill person try to justify their mentally ill faggotry.

>ol. that was pure old hoe experience when it came to the succ
What the fuck am I reading?

I know, I am for a fact not high (yet)
however you're pathetic attempt to seem grammatically superior has been in vein.

You're autistic

How much did she make?

right? virgin/pure faggot alert

you seem upset user

>Calls my post a pathetic attempt to seem grammatically superior
>Actually defending a post with these sentences

>get there,do my thing fuck her this way that way not amazing. tight but definitely not the good tight more anoying than anything
>that was pure old hoe experience when it came to the succ

Sure, bud. I'm definitely not more grammatically superior than that mongoloid pothead...

Older chicks give a better blow job due to experience. Get a book because you clearly don't know how to read well

shes got atleast 20+ years of dick sucking experience vs someone of these 18+ girls not knowing how to properly handle a dick, and the fact that shes touching it is enough to get me off, bitch needs to try aagain

and an indignant one at that

checked

still a faggot waiting for my reply
>suck my dick harder user
>but youll never compare to even a prostitute
>always worthless always.. user
>*user waits for more

- Here in canada escorts are pretty cheap, she charged 150$ pre hour so i'm guessing 60k to 100k in those 3 years. She had a regular day job but did this on the weekends

And this guy isn't? Good job on diagnosing the real problems

>raids interesting post talking about grammar and prose
>keeps going
>doesn't share story

it's totally not you that's wrong

no one like's you, and thinks your an idiot (probly even your family) and pot/weed/marijuana/bud/dank/kush/loud isn't the only thing to get a person "high" lame boy

You can't get genital herpes from a cold sore. They are two different viruses that take up residence in two different body sites....MedFag

>being so uneducated you think some retarded pothead's writings are on par with anything written in a book

Keep sucking dicks in the back alley for money, fag

Wait you get the normal herp if they suck your dick and have cold sores?

like your birth

How did she prevent diseases and what not?
Just condoms? Did she get tested?

how's the spray paint this time of year?

If you can understand some of the highest tiers of literature, you can undertstand the lowest. Go be a faggot somewhere else you bored, lonely, virgin 17 y/o faux intellectual

for real?

I wouldn't know
>don't live in midwest america/not a redneck/not you
>*preserves brain cells*

STFU you ignorant troll. You can get both kinds in both locations.

this kid's parents have to call him to dinner some time

>cute guy at work
>he hits on me all the time
>I flirt back
>am slut
>he talks big game
>average cock
>cums fast
>seconds
>condom breaks
>not on pill


what a fucking joke that was

- Condoms and regular testing yeh. Once in a while a condom could break or sometimes, given enough money, she would go bareback. Always blew dicks without protection tho

>see young hot escort
>she puts on condom
>go doggy
>says harder
>go harder
>she asks for harder
>keep going faster and harder
>notice no condom on dick
>wtf
>where did it go
>can't find it
>we both scared
>i dig deep with my hands, found it and pulled it out from her pussy
>wtf did i just raw dog a ho?

No. Risk is much higher actually.

>Her

Good luck with your dumbass logic, kid.

>Being so mad that you are actually waiting on my replies

When do I need to explicitly say I'm not replying to this retarded thread anymore?

Just let me know if I need to or not.
I know how to autismos get this time of night when you just can't leave anything unresolved before you masterbate and cry yourself to sleep.

aaaaaaaaaaahaaaaaaaaa

get you some real dick hoe

>figure people out 2017

Did she ever get a disease?

Hahah like anyone cares if a slut likes the sex, you're just warm meat

Yep, Her! I didn't stutter!

It's the same reason I refer to you as a person, rather than the walking queef runoff you are - you prefer that society treat you and refer to you as if you're a real person. Much the same way that she, though born a man, presents and looks like a woman, with the notable exception of her lovely, functional cock.

Get mad somewhere else bro.

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Him* his* he*

Just wanted to fix that for you

you just did reply though
>stahp user just kys