ITT: Characters who are basically you

ITT: Characters who are basically you

Professor X

I can understand a persons drive and spirit after a few moments with them.
During my life, everytine, I have been right in my assesments of the people around me and have accurately predicted their actions.
I can make my friends with all and none, I could get any woman I want but Im a virgin.
My father taught me how to use weakness in others, and my mother showed me how to make others vulnerable to me.
for I am everyones friend and no ones, I know secrets of all friends around me but they know nothing of me.

GR8 B8 M8 I R8 IT 8/8

lol'd hard as fuck.

Inb4 Joker and The Punisher

Doofenshmirtz Evil Incorporated!

>virgin

Is that cause you're paralysed from the lower back and your dick has the rigidity of a cooked sphagetto?

ur jelly, its ok

Oh the summer...

Professor X got laid,fag

I don't want to have to hurt you

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I feel like my gf is projecting again

what is your name, mortal

OP is so cool, tell us how to be cool like you OP

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Your autism is coming through loud and clear and I'm not even a telepath.

Literally me.

>characters

this counts?

I've been compared to him multiple times and also I'm Scottish..

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god taste

you can't and never will be
do you wish for me to enter the depths of your mind?

You all are faggots

You're just mad coz we would laugh of your faggy manga character you consider yourself to be like, you fucking plum

I want you to enter the depths of my anus, because you are so cool OP. You are such a cool dude, it would be so cool to have some of your coolness in me. Because you're so cool, you cool dude you

Crossed with Ramsey Bolton, Dexter, and Batman

DONT test me

the fuck is magan

Id say im like vegeta because im strong and surounded by idiots

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Congratulations, you wasted your trips with that poor attempt at a troll, kill yourself

I wish those were satanic trips but satan doesn't exist

I believe magan is an old, old wooden ship from the civil war era.

I'm seeing double here! Eight eights!

witnessed

Holy fuck

OP is a faggot virgin

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Cant believe I rolled both of these, but then again, I am butter

Seems cool user

I can do the same stuff, am I autismo?
Legit btw, I don't think I'm professor X tho

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ITT for real

Oh well not too bad huh

I'm literally Sean William Scott. just a hilarious party guy that gets tons of hot pussy.

If true, you are a legend

You're gay

Aging never-was whose last hit was Dude Where's my Car in 1973 or something

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ITT: cringy repost from a cringy faggot

Fucking hell I was gonna put this fucker as well. I take it you manipulate the ones close to you as well aye?

check'd

No, I more portray his patter, and well, the alcoholism and drug issues..

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If I'm being honest.

My brony friend compares me to the pink and yellow pony or whatever her name is.

Funny you should mention that. Pic related, (my phone wallpaper).

That's beautiful user

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You're beautiful

I'd imagine we're both beautiful user

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I'm a lot like Donald Trump, cause I'm not afraid to speak my mind, and I don't care what other people think about me. I won't be "nice" just for your feelings.

>mildly unhinged
>proficient in fire arms
>troubled past, poor upbringing
>main priority is money because fuck someone else having power over me
>callous but empathetic
>opinionated but brash

>usually alone, but more powerful than people realize

Just wanna live a little bit more , just wanna see a little bit more

I hope you do.

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