Whats up losers? ;) You ok ? hehe

Whats up losers? ;) You ok ? hehe...
Look what i just bought, it's a new Rolex Submariner ;)

You see i don't wear shitty watch like workingclass dumb idiots wear.. shit watches like Casio and fucking Timex. ;)) I only wear expensive watches ;)

Ask me anything ;) if you are nice maybe i'll give you some tips in life to be as rich as me ;) richfag here ;)

Fucking hate dumb workingclass poorfags

Your arm looks like an overstuffed sausage and you hand just looks like a gelatinous blob. If I ever need advice on diabetes, lacklustertaste, and weekly stale bait postings ill come to you

Why do you shave your fist and wrist?

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We’ll see how nice it is when the beetus takes your extremities and you can’t wear that shit on a nub

Does your watch give the azimuth, altitude, the temperature, and humidity percentage?
My solar powered, waterproof Casio does. I need it for work as a geologist because I'm out in the field for months.
But hey, I'm just a working stiff in oil and gas exploration.
BTW, if I weren't in areas without power and cellular reception that make smart phones useless I'd never wear a watch. Watches only have a purpose in remote places.

Watch as someone in this thread gets 737777777

Oooh, it might be me

His hand is so fat it totally covers his thumbs.
For a second I thought it was someone with a stump wearing a watch.
>Ham hands

people fall for this thread every day
its hilarious every time watching these summerfags pour into b8 threads

Patrick?

Rolling for shit posting

nice

holy fucking kek

Fat fingered faggots

Oh well
Also haha

Faggot

bait obviously, but real talk, the submariner is so boring, it's got to be the most common watch by far.

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>claims to be rich
>can't afford knuckles
GTFO

Yes anons you too can be like OP with your purchase of the patent pending Easy Bait Oven.

You simply copy. Paste. And let the (You)s come pouring in. The smell of summer, in just two steps.

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