I'm so sorry, here, dry your eyes

>I'm so sorry, here, dry your eyes

Stop fucking that corpse.

I never expected it to go so horribly wrong.

The pain is only temporary.

She looks stiff and cold.

Wow - she looks so alive...

Its such a pity there are so few people here

It isn't rape if she's already dead

>Look at her, just lying there
and
>The turnout was higher than expected. I've never seen most of these people before.

Why is it our family only gets together for things like this?

Don't cry honey. It's all over now.

>sorry, I don't usually cry this much

I can't believe Uncle Fred is wearing crocs....

Don't worry, she's in a better place

It's nice to see the family getting behind one another like this.

Damn! Can you believe how long that line is?

I know it hurts right now but it'll be over soon...

I honestly don't know half these people....

Shame they had to cover her face.

How long ago did she die?

oh my God

got eem

low hanging fruit, but underrated

Sorry that I couldn't come here earlier

I hate getting dressed up like this.

I didn't know her but I felt the need to come...

I didn't expect your sister to show up. Wow.

I realize the end came a little fast, but you should stop crying so much.

It gets worse before it'll get better kids

I hope we go out for drinks after

I'm so sorry.

All rise...

I hate everyone in this room

underrated

underr8d post

I came here before everyone else

Mom really seems to be taking it well.

Are you as freaked out as I am?

How deep do you think we should bury it?

KEKKK

Grandpa is really taking it hard.

I hope this doesn't happen again

ohhh daddy

After this is over and the body is buried, wanna go to Denny's?

heh

It's a shame she had to die so young

I never know what to say to the kids

I don't think she'll ever be the same again.

keeks

>Moments like this really make you think about what you are doing with your life

What is that smell?

I love you mom!

>This is too much
>Is it over yet?
>I wasn't ready for this
>Want a smoke?
>This is happening too fast
>Oh God...
>Is it in yet? (refering to casket for funeral)

You know, they call the orgasm, the "little death" in french.

The kids are really too young to even understand what's going on.

I wish I had taken the tine to get to know her better

I'm going to put these pictures on facebook

Things like this sometimes happen to older men

oops forgot:

"How to be an irritating shit in both situations"

>what did the fork say to the dead spoon

Do you think she's in heaven, now?

>she never saw it coming

The game.

I guess it was just her time

Selfies are really inappropriate right now.

fuck you

>Why are your parents here?

Instead of "flowers" please donate to your local charity

Sir, we have to talk about the bill.

Do you know who that guy is?

Who is going to carry her out?

I think it's her 5th grade teacher

They used to have 6 men do it.. but it's all automated now

God, she looks like a mess.

Dammit, Suzy, put your fucking phone away.

I talked to her last week - she seemed so healthy

They should fire whoever did her makeup - it looks like plaster on her face

These kind of things always make me sick to my stomach

I thought we were doing this in the church?

Who found the body?

>I'm gay

Oh god, John brought his boyfriend. What will Gramma think. She's so traditional.

I wish his wife could have been here

I never did like him

winrar

It was over so soon - it just isn't fair

Thank you all for coming.

I've never seen somebody so stiff before...

oh fuck yes say my name

No parent should have to see their child like this

I never knew we were related.

She just looks like she's sleeping

This must be what it feels like when the doves cry

I feel dirty

Why do they always serve food at these things

I heard she died from an overdose

I think I've got something in my eye.

I really feel bad for the kids.

Where are we going to bury the body?

It seems like these always come in 3s

Sir, we need to close the casket now