Dubs picks what I say to this really insecure chick that wants to catch the meat (pic unrelated) and I'll post...

Dubs picks what I say to this really insecure chick that wants to catch the meat (pic unrelated) and I'll post screenshots after I send

Hey, how are you?

Hello m'lady, my head is spinning from the sight of your hands, i have a fetish for hands, can you fist me someday?

Hey, how are you? Hope you're having a day as beautiful as you are. :)

You probably hear this all the time, but you are really beautiful.

So I have to be honest with you... and I think I know you well enough that I can trust you with this information, but I'm gay. So whatever it is thats between is strictly platonic, you're like a sister to me..

Hi I am just looking to be pegged. I know you want my penis but tell you what if you suck a creamy dreamy log of shit out of my ass first. I'll let you blow me.

"I can assure you that my attentions are completely honorable, and I will protect your honor with my meager life."

How are you on this most fabulous day my love. Would you care to meet with me for brunch

winrar

>my *intentions

Kek winrar trips beats dubs

bumping for noah, you also have to ask her grand parents for permission to take her out

Shit, I copy/pasted from Discovery and didn't look closely enough.

dubs here

"My philosophy on dating is more from 15th-17th century books on courting."

First date: No physical contact, unless you are crossing a street.

Second date: You may hold her hand.

Third date: You may kiss her.

>trying too hard to sound suave

Unless you're willing to have my baby, I just want to be friends.

Lol youve never been with anyone

>Watch Television more.

Hey, wanna fuck?

Reply to this text or your morther will die in her sleep tonight.

>unless you are crossing a street.

What about if I am handing her up or down into my horse-drawn carriage?

ey bb want sum of my diddly

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recognized

Exceptions can be made for chivalry.

*mother

Come on faggot tell her you love the cock

Fuck you Immunity cat, that was for him to send to his girl.

>Checked.

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