More colours, more cheese, more beef, more everything, is not always better, OK America?
Just like you love these huge ass burgers. How is one supposed to eat this?
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It doesnt even fit in his mouth. It's a mess and a pain in the ass to eat because you can't even take a full bite (bottom to top).
But you just love to buy big shit. It's a mental disorder.
More and bigger is not always better, America.
I just want to say that this is not me, the currywurst guy, I stopped spamming it and am back at work now.
This bagel looks like your society
>mfw pretty patty is real
>More colours, more cheese, more beef, more everything, is not always better
I agree that "burger" looks alot like the demographics of Germany right now. A complete and total mess. Yuck!
Haha, eat some for me my friend. I haven't eaten in 4 days. Haha, have a great day!
thats your fucking fairy bread. you didnt eat it and now its become sentient. thats on you germany. buying fucking shit from the UK/australia
People have no shame.
There are fat people in Europe, too. But they have the deceny to hide their bodies from us.
They don't dress like this.
Jesus Christ, have some consideration for the people who have to look at you.
Everyone is loud. Everyone wants to be seen.
It seems that Americans think that the moment you leave your house you are in a stage play.
Everything seems fake. Everyone is acting. It is as if everyone has studied how to "play" in public and then just rinse and repeat that shit.
In Europe we don't think, plan or control how we act in public. We are just ourself.
It musst be so fucking draining to constantly put on an act.
It seemed to me that everyone is affraid to be themself.
Everyone I talked to had the same 3 catch phrases. Do you ever have an original thought?
To me it looked as if there are only five character types available and people just pick one and go with it.
I felt like meeting the same characters everywhere.
Your ID says God, you are blessed and you will be saved. Pray child. It is a sign.
If you don't have money you are nothing in America. How different I was treated based on what clothes I was wearing or what car I was driving was crazy.
If you don't drive the newest car people assume you are broke. They can't imagine that there are people who are rich but just don't care to show off.
They need constant distraction with food and cars and music and I-phones and Sex and more food and prescription drugs.
Anything to distract from facing who you are. But it's all just quick shots of satisfaction. Never true happynes.
Commercials fucking everywhere. Everything you do, there is someone trying to make a buck out of you.
Everyone is trying to husstle you. This seems to be a national sport.
Even the grocery stores don't tell you the real price but the price before taxes.
Bitch, I don't care what it costs before taxes. I wanna know what I have to pay.
I felt like I was in a dark version of Disney Land but there was no exit.
Maybe we should consider jaw surgery to eat burgers properly?
Kek.
That bagel and that burger are not remotely close to what Americans actually eat on a daily basis. For as much as Eurocucks like to brag about their cultural awareness, you fucks usually know basically nothing about the world outside of Europe.
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a good slice of that will prob give u ADHD
mr japanese jidf who is around everyday, I see you feel great shame for what you did to America.
Every nation where your people show up, mr jidf, the morality of their society goes down. It has happened so many time it's note even funny anymore.
we got drugs to fic this don't worry.
More like as a poorfag
Also you look like a disgusting piece of chemicals German bitch. Go suck your achmedwurst fag.
>Gay bagels
It is the Fagwich. The gayest sandwich ever created. Forged to the sounds of trance from wheat harvested in the Canadian plains. Baked in a sweaty San Francisco bathhouse by RuPaul. Slathered with mayonnaise beaten from the unused eggs of angry bull dykes forced up the pozzed bunghole of a crying twink by the engorged iCock of the CEO of Apple hisself. Cheese boiled from the rancid teat of Michael Obama. Layered with 666 used condoms pulled from the gutters after a New York pride parade.
Looks like the stuff the lost children "ate" in Hook.
kinda ok with that
Even tho im colorblind i had a nightmare like that
Did somebody say BANGERANG?
Thats the last babylon for you, mehmet my brother.
They are useful for our kind, even if they hate us and leave them like that, they are supposed to be like that.
wait, Japanese are destroying your morals? What?
desu i'd eat it just to shit rainbows