/nzg/ - The New Zealand General

/nzg/ - The New Zealand General

Can we go back to 8pm start time?

Does it really matter what time a thread this dead starts?

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just fukn post dunedin nudes if u have them

Himatangi beach checking in

Getting really tired of your shit OP

so when new zealand inevitably joins australia what do we call it? do we just add you as a state and call it australia, or do we call it Australia-New Zealand? The ANZAC Union?

hello new zealand here
what exactly do you talk about here

Who?

FB?

remuera reporting in. holla

b0bnd3vw

Where do people post now?

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kek is that tala morgana

posting my best local Tinder screencaps:

1/12

ghetto booty grace

2/12

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4/12

5/12

6/12

What's happening brahs? Everyone fully grous n shit?

7/12

this chick was actually an anorexic whore at Femme Fatale

keep a postin'

9/12

10/12

holy shit is that Nicolas Cage?

11/12

hivemind

lol.

12/12

bonus round. That's all I got bros

Dunners reporting.

Ye brah, fucken hekkaz

Dunners pls cuck me

ok, this made me really depressed - thanks OP

What, again?
Welcome to the fucking club, have a seat :)

Fully sick spoiler brah, fukin fang her straight down Cashel hey

well meme'd

This reminds me. When I was like, 24 I had a chance to have a threesome including a midget chick. I didn't go through with it.

so the gf is pressuring me to start prepping her bulls. am i nuts for even considering this?

Oh shit, I spoke to her on OKC. She was pretty cool. Stoner who had an obsession with potatoes.

Get in, you fucken mad dog! Got enough room for you and all the car sluts we'll get after I chuck a mad peg legger all the way down the block

Forgot image kms

I dabble in being a bull, send a picture of your gf

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I'll cuck you. Where abouts?

gtfo my Sup Forums u fucking redneck

upper hutt

Evening lads. Anything exciting happen to anyone today? I posted last night it was my bday today- had a pretty sweet day. My boss (my dad) bought everyone pizza and we took an hours lunch which was cool.

Also my hands OK now after punching my mate in the head yesterday. Doesn't hurt anymore.

Worthless. If you want me to fuck your mrs come up to Auckland this weekend. You can sleep on my floor while I fuck her with no condom.

damn im in welly too, shes not really thicc enough though sorry, I'm high test

are you the fgt from yesterday telling the story about you and your mate wrestling with boners? also happy birthday

When are you guys going to fuck?

Any news on that girl that got posted at 5am and got recognized?

you'll have to travel here sorry

was too busy fapping to save the pics

where was she from?

apparently her name is AK and her bf who posted them is DN

not sure what city

GWT THE FUCK OFF MY BOARD AUSSIECUCK! THIS IS AN AMERICAN BOARD FOR FUCKING AMERICANS ONLY! TRUMP SIGNED EXECUTIVE DECISIONS BANNING ILLEGAL CYBER IMMIGRATION! YOU CAN NO LONGER DANCE ACROSS OUR VIRTUAL BORDERS AND COMMIT ACTS OF IMMIGRATION TERRORISM! SO FUCK RIGHT THE HELL OFF BACK TO YOUR OWN THIRD WORLD SHITHOLE COUNTRY'S CYBERSPACE AND STAY OFF AMERICAN WEBSITES!

Things are sweet now. He recognises he's got a problem and says he will stop the drugs. Seems like us getting stuck into each other might have worked.

Anyone ever helped a friend get off p? Any advise? Doesn't sound like an easy thing.

Nice work mate. You're a good cunt.
My advice would be to let him fuck you if he stays clean.

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Disown him. Refuse to help him until he helps himself. When he's clean tell him you had to do it for his own good, then steal all his money and his car.

Yeah nah never gonna happen. But good on you if you think two guys punching the shit out of each other is hot.

I'm meeting a chick on Friday, hoping the cut and bruise on my jaw sort themselves out by then. Maybe she will like the look

Tbh I don't have faith in him. I dont think he has the strength to do it by himself. Sorry A if you're reading this. But I know you're not.

Just jokes man. You did a good thing.
It did sound a bit like there was a bit of sexual tension between you last night to be fair.

Oh shit did anything actually happen in Auckland at 1pm?

GODDAMM SUBHUMAN NON-AMERICAN DEGENERATE FILTH! YOU CAN NOT OOST SUCH IMAGES OF THE LEADRR OF THE FREE WORLD! BESIDES BEING SLANDER, THAT IS ALSO A CRIME TO INSULT/PROPAGANDIZE AGAINST A REAL NATURAL BORN SITTING PRESIDENT! FBI TIPPED AND Sup Forums REPORTED FOR CRIMES AGAINST AMERICA! YOU STUPID FUCKING AUSSIECUCK FAGGOTS ARE GOING TO BURN!

Bring it bitch. I dare you to nuke Australia.

Cancer

Its all cool bro.
500,000 Asians bought sushi or yum cha. Nothing else, that user was talking shit.

WE WILL AND YOUR SHITHOLE ISLAND TOO WHICH IS PART OF AUSTRALIA DUMBASS! YOU FUCKING MORONS DON'T EVEN KNOW YOUR OWN ISLAND ISNT A REAL COUNTRY!

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You don't need to shout. We can hear you from here. Whatever the fuck you're saying

What island?

Are those Q's?

Are you kidding?

Ain't been here long. Don't know any other nzg camwhores.

Um. I'm the last thing from a whore and slut shaming is disgusting. Get to know me first before making assumptions asshole.

will you two just fuck already

Hang on. I don't even know who I'm talking too! Are you the chick who posted the boobs? Or someone else? Is slutshaming even a thing? Do I even care?

You are talking to the tits that were posted.

OK cool. Nice to meet you. Let's start fresh. So what pissed you off about my post. Was it the word camwhore?

Come up to palmy and blow me. Bring the lad, I've got a spare room.

Show face.

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>mfw other Palmy fags

Go to bed Jeremy

Fuck you, dad.

Ausfag here, are your coconut niggers akin to our boongs?

I want IDbro to cuck me

we get cucked by chinks everyday in the country. what's the difference

Warkworth lads

Yeah. Probably a pretty good comparison.

nice dubs

That's a lot of ones