Soon not to be virgin here. pretty sure it's happening tonight!
Situation: I am a virgin, she ain't. She thinks I ain't either. I don't want to reveal I lied to her.
What moves do I make to not fuck this up. I know foreplay is most important but what else do to make it pleasurable for her and not seem like total virgin? Do I go down on her? Do I let her blow me, what if I blow my load after she blows me and I can't get it up again?
What's my game plan Sup Forums? help a Sup Forumsrother out.
Pre-wank about 10 mins before, makes you last so long she'll think you've actually done this before
On a real one though, spend all the time you have from now until then looking up oral tips. If you get that shit on lock she seriously won't care how bad you are at fucking
I was already planning to that. But thanks.
If you're actually gonna do that then do it at least an hour in advance user don't repeat my mistakes
ok thanks
If picture is relevant then props
Not relevant those are some real celeb nudes.
Real girl is a bit chubby but still has a nice face and tits probably like 7 IMHO.
1. Take her pants off slowly while kissing her thighs and such, when u eat that puss puss say the alphabet with your tongue on her clit and PAY attention to which motion she likes better. Then do that motion often via tongue then slip a finger in DAT PUSSI and do the come hither while flicking that clit via tongue. Do it for about 10 minutes or longer if she likes it, she should just say stop fuck me now reaction after a while. Do missionary or lay down and have her get on top and ride if you have trouble or are nervous about putting it in yourself. My gf always puts it in when she rides and most girls I've been with did as well.
2. Stick with easy position. Missionary. Cowgirl. Reverse Cowgirl. And if your feeling confident Doggie.
3. Switch positions when u about to cum to last longer, works for me.
4. WEAR A CONDOM, A THICC ONE. Make u last longer and protect ur dik OP.
5. Don't cum inside, just in case condom broke.
6. Any questions OP?
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Harmless bump to help OP
Regarding oral, start like you're trying to clean the wing of a butterfly with your tongue and finish like a bulldog that's just found a near-empty jar of pb
When you're about to cum, make sure you scream "whoopsie-woo, here comes the goo!"
Also good advice user!!! Thumbs up bro
This fucking solid! thanks!
How dafuq do say the alphabet with my tongue?
And when going down on her do ever suck the clit or just stick to licking?
KEK
Haha just for you I will!
>be this retarded
>not know to say 'gee aunt jemima, look at my slimer!'
>qt instantly realises u r virgin and tells entire school
>get stuffed in locker by quarterback
thats retarded you wont even be able to get it up then, and maybe u cant anway cus nerves
Seconding the come-hither-with-the-finger in a seriously big way. Doesn't work for every girl but if it does you're fuckin set
like open your mouth and draw the alphabet with your tongue, sorry I didn't clarify that well my bad! Stick to licking and suck very very gently if you are going to. Current gfs clit not as sensitive as others so I can suck moderately hard. Past gf didn't like suck just watch for her verbal and body language cues if she likes something. If her legs start shaking, keep doing that she is close to getting off most in likely. Any other questions Op?
Listen to this user OP, if you feel a spongy bump about 2 inches in, rub that with the hither motion that be her G spot
If you only take one thing from this thread let it be this
Twenty years later, that fucking alphabet shit.
I think I got pretty solid strat thanks to you
One last question though. Probably overthinking this shit, but what's my exit strategy? cuddle? and if I come before her. Is it a good idea to go down on her again until she comes or I am ready to go again or do I just cash out?
It's been around longer than I've been alive user, if it ain't broke, don't fix it ammirite?
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No problem OP,
It depends what you want from her after.
Do you want her long term? Or Fuckbuddy occasionally? Or ghost her?
Cuddle afterwards will make her think u do appreciate her and gets you brownie points I've found. If it goes bad, or you get uncomfortable or want a way out keep one of your trusted friends on lock. I've used this 3 times and it works well. Tell your bro to call u while ya in the bathroom after sex to piss or something and tell him to call you back saying his car broke down and he needs a lift or he has a similar emergency, like his dog ran away and needs help looking etc. then she will believe you and you won't have to cuddle or u can gtfo. If you cum before her bro then you can do that if you wish, you may be able to go a second round after your refractionary period ( so u can get hard again and fuck) but personally if I cum before i get lazy and just lay next to the broad and smoke a cig. But I'm a chad sometimes lol. Body count is at 26 and I'm 22. Which I think is high but meh, idgaf
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Rubber up bro. The last thing you want is to cum insider her and get her pregnant the first ever time you have sex because then you're stuck with her for 18 years lol and also theres a far less of a chance that you'll get an STI/STD from her. Plus if you're uncurcumcised and you go on raw theres a chance you'll rip for foreskin off lol (its happened to me). I suggest the trojan ultrathin condoms if you to get the most feeling out of it.
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ok, I think I got it. thanks
Trojan ecstasy her pleasure condoms. Don't get the fucking "sensations either." They've survived me two loads of rough fucking per sexual intercourse a couple of times. Your little virgin pussy was might be afraid.
This one has good lube and it isn't ribbed. Ribs sometimes suck and it's better to go natural than risk her not liking them
I use those user but if it's a girl I don't know well or at all I use thicker ones. Agree 100 percent with you bro
Agree user agree. DO NOT GET SPERMICIDE CONDOMS OP THEY SMELL LIKE SULFUR/ROTTEN EGGS
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Stupid Question. What is foreplay and how do I do it before sex virgin here
No shit your dick already probably smell like a wet camel anyway,
Also if she chubby, while in missionary, lift her legs up over your shoulder and pivot so your dick makes a 45 degree angle with her body essentially. Read body language not moans
Bite the shit out of her neck, play wrestle, rub your dick all over her body etc
Foreplay is generally making out and feeling up leading into oral then sex
Jack off before you go to pick her up. Also, make out with her while rubbing her inner thigh and then slip a finger in. Hook your finger back and up towards her g-spot and wiggle it back and forth for a couple minutes while kissing her.
If you do it right you can get her to cum before you stick it in her and then a) there's no chance she's disappointed and b) there's a good chance she'll cum again really easily from your cock.
JUST REMEMBER your #1 job is to make her cum.
It does when my faggot ass has jock itch
ok thanks
When that happens you gotta keep scratching it, goes away quickly and feels better too
Top kek made that mistake years ago
thanks
Chicks aren't like guys, where it's the dick or nothing. Rub her back, then her lower back, then her butt. There's a nerve bundle just above the top of their hips ( you can feel it on yourself, find the top of the hip bone, and aim just above) that has a main line to the ovaries. Rubbing there will get the hormones flowing to her crotch.
This advice is amazing. You've come to the right place OP
This is true. G spot isn't immediate obvious, but as it engorges, you should it's a bit like a ridge. It really varies chick to chick though. Also there's the whole pelvic bone- the vag is behind a big bone. I wasn't expecting that my first time.
She's going to know you're a virgin, or she's going to think you're really bad and tell everyone then you're forever alone.
Don't forget to suck her cock....
Nigga that's Hayley Williams. I call bullshit.
find the but and then do what feels natural
Top kek!
Almost choked laughing when seen this.
Happy 4th user!