So I'm actually gonna ask you faggots some advice.
I think I wanna cheat on my girlfriend, she's not too bad looking, gained abit of weight recently and basically never has sex with me.
Recently I've being getting close to one of her friends that looks kinda like the pic, I know there's no chance of a relationship with this girl but I feel like if I go for it I could get in, hell the other night I kissed her and a little more.
What would you fucks do?
Kms
Go to a club and find a hot dude
Got kids so not a option
Yea I'm just not really into cock man
Kill kids.
Kms.
I gotta give it to you for thinking outside the box
Fuck a escort next town over make sure to get second phone
Man. Them chicks stand together. Sooner or later they will talk and u are fucked. You will lose it all. Talk to your girl about losing weight or try to mange they work out together. Make them closer friends. Maybe someday you'll get a threesome.
If she is just a girlfriend, there are no issues. You are not bound to her legally or spiritually. Even engaged doesn't mean you are locked in yet. I never want to get married, but I asked my girlfriend who I have been seeing for 11 years a few months back. I have only cheated once and I won't again she is too good to me. Our sex life isn't bad but I just had an old fling come knocking so I fucked her for the hell of it.
Originally I got a offer for a threesome and she flaked on me. Now I'm not getting laid at all
I could fuck a escort whenever but I particularly want this girl, she's a freak...
Your gf ain't fucking you because she's already cheating on you
It was a planned trap, you should get out while you can. If she is playing games with you dump her and find a new one, you will be much happier.
I mean we have 2 kids and have being together like 10 years... I'm just sick of coming second you know
Nah it ain't a trap, otherwise I'd be fucked already, dunno where to go from here but
ahh man if you have kids I wouldn't I have 1 kid to an ex and the child support is killer.. I have been paying since my child was 2 and he is now going on 12. I cheated on her and this is were it led I am now with the girl I cheated on my ex with she used to clean our house. It's cheaper to keep her, 1200ish a month is what I pay.
That's the biggest worry I have, I'd be up for at least $1000 a month, at least. But what's life if I don't live it hey...
He wants to fuck someone who wants him.
Not some whore he paid.
I was in same boat, annon. Waited years to finally do it. Wished I had have sooner.
Women cheat on there hardworking husbands with fucking niggies on welfare. Shieet your whore of a wife has probably been fucking some unemployed chad while you were out making dough to put the bread on the table. Tell me user has this bitch done anything to deserve your faithfulness after providing for her? Go for it you fag
>What would you fucks do?
Rape murder
It's true, then they will take all the money you have after they break it off and spend it on supporting loser chad.
You get it
you have a few options, tell her how you feel, tell her you're considering breaking it off because of Then decide what you want based on how she responded.
Optimally, if you decide to break it off you should break it off with her then get it on with someone else.
It takes longer, but if you cheat and she finds out she will fuck you for everything you're worth especially with 2 kids.
That may happen anyway though because women, but seriously you don't want to risk it. It's better to decide to split cordially than to do something stupid and have someone angry.
Trust me, you're a man, you're already at a disadvantage. You really shouldn't risk it.
Don't be stupid, user. You know what to do
Not a lot recently hey, she's moved all over the country with me for work, but other than that I'm treated second best
Just be a man and break up with her. Don't be a faggot.
I can tell you a woman will always treat her kids as her #1 priority unless she is a piece of shit. Sounds like you really are the one who isn't in this relationship. It's only a matter of time till she fucks a nigger or chad and takes your money and kids and leaves you.
Yea that's the thing about being a man, you're already fucked...
Fuck trips
Yea man I do
You already cheated on her when you kissed her. That is, unless, you "kiss and a little more" in front of your girl as well. Basically, anything sexual you do with another girl that you know would hurt your gf is cheating.
You have two options:
Accept the fact that girls are vindictive bitches and her friend will eventually tell her, probably when they have a disagreement over something and just decide to take it the whole 9 yards
or
hope like hell she will forget about it and never tell your chick that it happened and leave it where it is.
What would I do? I'd invite her to fuck me and my girl. But we've done that shit before so there's precedent for us to do that. Sounds to me like that is not an option in your situation.
OP, your life is crumbling.
Yea me and my woman have done that shit before too but recently she has lost like 100% of her sex drive and I'm just checking it of the whole situation hey. My whole mindset is along the lines of "fuck her"
Threesomes never work out been there done that, it kills a health relationship and you know it. Don't bring OP to our level. He can still save this, he's just got to try and give her what she wants. If you have checked out OP that try whatever you want while you can. But at somepoint you are going to be fucked and not in the sexual way.
Fucking oath
Thing is man I've being giving her what she wants for so fucking long now and it's got me nowhere. I don't wanna leave my family and fuck up my kids, it'll kill them and die to the nature of my work I'll basically never see them again. And I'm not spending my life frustrated either, it fuckingn sucks right?
Don't do it faggot
Mine's fine after 6 years of doing it, thanks for asking. Can't really say why yours fucked up, but I'd bet it's an age/maturity thing. I'm 36 and she's 29, so we didn't hook up when we were insecure kids. I could be wrong though, after all, you're just another user, but most people on here are considerably younger than I am.
My girl lost her sex drive as well for a while. It was stress at first, then her idiot doctor prescribed anti-depressants. Life gets tough sometimes and it's tough to think about being sexy when you're worried about other shit. Perhaps your chick has some shit on her mind. Maybe ask her about it? I know, fucking radical idea, huh?
I'm 41 and I was a dumb kid in my 20's when it fucked me over.
Did ask her, we used to communicate real well until lately. And honestly it's getting harder to care
Kill kids.
Put inside the box.
Kms.
Ah, so it probably was an age/immaturity/insecurity issue. You might find that it would work better for you now. Then again.. it might not and now you probably have a LOT more to lose than you did in your 20s.
You need to talk to her about it, if you don't get on top of it now it's going to get worse. Maybe, tell her you were thinking about marriage but as of recent she has been putting you off from asking?
how about you don't cheat on the partner you have children with, fuck face?
Well, if communication has broken down and you don't care enough to fix it, and obviously she doesn't as well, then it's fucked.
Break up with her and call her friend over as a celebration, I guess.
I do, there is no way my girl would allow me to have sex with another female. That shit is buried deep when it happens. But hey we all have skeletons in our closet right?
Femenon detected. Tits?
I guess that's a option, I dunno hey but you have given me a load to think about
Yup. I'm an open book. Except for the unreleased chapters.
Could work I guess, but I dunno if she even wants me that much anymore or if I'm just a cash cow
I'm having my lawyer draw up a cease and desist order! You can't just go around sharing my life story like this
Yea this is surprisingly hostile
>wife lost interest in me
>thought about cheating ALOT
>needed to suppress
>started spending money on things that make me happy instead of her
>spent $5000 in guns over 6 months
>bought a liter bike
>built new compter and played games
>wife eventually got pissed enough that I wasn't paying for "home renovations" that she left me
women suck
Guess my point there was that you both have to want it to reopen the lines of communication. Can't make it work if it's a one way street.
There is another option though. You could both stick it out and try to outlive each other as a final fuck you. Has to be pretty sweet vindication to watch someone die who made 50+ years of your life a hell.
Why don't you just dump her if your not into her
Kek, it happens to a lot of folks. It turned me alt-right...I used to be a libertarian, not the same as a liberal.
Fuck man that sucks
Kids that I'll never see
>What would you fucks do?
probably go shitpost about how I want to go cheat on my fake gf
When me and my ex split I was afraid of this. I get my son every other weekend and 3 weeks during the summer. It gives me time to live my life and the only thing that sucks is the money factor be prepared for that shit.
Yea the issue is that I work away about 70% of the year and she'll move back to her parents on the other side of the country, I'd have the right to see them just not the means
So she is already cheating on you then isn't she..
I also spent $15,000 fixing up my first car (turd gen camaro) that i've owned for 14 years. I told her " the cars been with me longer than you have" after she told me to sell it to help pay for a outdoor pool
Yes and no, find a good divorce lawyer and hire him to help you through the process. That in itself may be costly but it's money well spent. Yes, we all know your aren't married but childen being involved here there are legal protocols at play that can fuck you rather seriously. It's possible your woman is planning to do this herself and so has been consulting with her legal counsel, that is, her girlfriends. There is high likelihood that this other girl is a trap. Oh, yes, Better Call Saul.
Seems a reasonable enough thing to say
Possibly
I wish there was a real life Saul, I'd hire that motherfucker in a heartbeat to take care of all sorts of shit..
Good on you user. Don't become a meme
Yea good...
Well it's not like you are married so adultery case won't help you here. If she is cheating on you cheat back.