There should be a specific time of day when your actions are not considered gay no matter what...

There should be a specific time of day when your actions are not considered gay no matter what. Like just from 5:30-7:30 0m you can jerk it with your bros, suck eachothers cocks, lick mens a assholes and blow loads on eachothers cocks but when 7:30 hits your done and its not gay at all.

Who agrees

works for me

I'd gladly stomp your faggot face into the pavement, no homo

I don't ubderstand just be who you wanna be bro, why would you need an evolved monkey to tell you what to do 'nothing is true, everything is permitted'

>lick mens a assholes

No, son.

That's still gay.

you know you love a nice cock every now and then. you can admit it here. you're anonymous

B is getting more and more gay. When will it stop?

How is it still gay if its the designated time tho?
I'm a straight male, in fact I kind of hate gays, but I think I should still be able to get fingered by a huge dude while i choke on his cock at a certain time of day is all. Would a different time be better? Maybe in the morning?

>doesn't want to be perceived as gay.
>Still wants to be gay as fuck.
Some arbitrary time limit won't make it any less gay user.
I mean even if this was a thing, it would only be gay/bi guys and people in the closet who would use it. Which basically defeats the purpose of you wanting to have you cake and eat it too.

This is why i think a set no homo hour would help

I blame trump

It's not the time, it's the act user.
If you are male and have sex with another male, that's gay.

I'm not gay but I'd gladly smash your sodomite skull if only to make the world free of one less degenerate

But im straight

Is that pic real?

Not if we took turns going in the bathroom (one at a time) to cum

Not if you are male and want to fuck men you're not.
You're bi at the very least, providing that you want to fuck women for the rest of the day.

That would just be a daily masturbatory time slot.
I don't really want my faps to be timed and controlled by others.

I'm straight but I give and receive anal sex, blowjobs, handjobs, and rimjobs with other men. Not bi either i would never fuck men

user. If he say he is straight he is straight. I think he knows that better than you

I've been gay for 34 long years, and I love buttfucking, both giving and receiving, and sucking the cum out of a cock, and all the rest, but, wtf is it with all this asshole licking? I don't get it, and I see it everywhere all the fucking time now. Every porn flick I have to skip through 8 minutes of a guys face in another guys butt that's supposed to be what, sexy? Even in the best position f conditions, when one is cleaned inside & out, man asses are boxy and not really sexy like a curvy woman's ass, which I could almost see wanting to tickle with a tongue, but even then I don't see why anyone would bury their face in someone's shithole for 10 minutes unless they have mental problems. Makes me not want to fuck new people, if everyone's going to be expecting that now.

No me and my bro do stuff first but we cum seperately so we're still straight

this is true, if a man pleasures you he is your bitch and like a woman, it is only gay if you pleasure a man
I learned this in prison

Okay I'm gonna leave you to your "totally straight"(TM) circle jerk then.

You can blow a little air in their asshole and make them fart it back on you it's fucking hot

And like sometimes during the football season the guys will come over to watch the game and at halftime or so we take off some clothes, get comfortable and start a blowjob circle and eat eachers cum with tortilla chips but if its at the right time of night Its not gay at all. We also sometimes do fisting circles during commercials and smear shit all over ourselves .

of course it is

Holy shit how is that not all over the news

Eating shit sounds a bit gay user. Just imagine. You're putting something in your mouth that once was in another dudes mouth. That sounds a lot like french kissing which is dangerously homo

Retard

Youre a faggot. You like sticking your dick in other guys assholes. You like guys sticking dicks in your asshole. Totally normal. You like putting other guys dicks in your mouth and swallowing fucking snotty loads. Hey everyone loves that. But the thing you can't wrap your fucking queer head around... The thing that keeps you in the house under the covers.... is some people like rimming? Ok. Silly faggot.. grow up.

>Calling others degenerate™
>On Sup Forums

Would you be able to use that time slot for such acts everyday? If so, that seems pretty handy.

No unfortunately it would only be on mondays wednesday and thursdays, but better than nothing.

Imagine there would be 1 day a year when it's not possible to receive an STD or any kind of disease.

Would people go full gay for that day?

Oh. Even then it's like you said, better than nothing.

My friend, lets call him Gary, and I came up with the perfect solution. We get naked, he lays on the floor at the edge of the treadmill. I sit on the treadmill and lube up my ass. I start it on the slowest setting and then we both huff socks soaked in ether until we pass out. I wake up with an ass full of cum and then we switch off and repeat. Not gay because we're unconcious, both go about our days as straight married men

I am no rocket surgeon. But shouldnt gary be on his knees at the base of the treamill and you on all fours on the treadmill? Also know need to use ether that is dangerous. Blindfolds and music should suffice. That should provide enough confusion to offset the gayness of the acts taking place.

Also your post was hillarious.

Not a bad idea, our current method takes 5-15 tries per penetration because of missing the target.