These three block your path. What's your response?

These three block your path. What's your response?

HADOKEN

Turn 360 and walk away.

get on your knees

rape all 3 and go to jail

get the fuck away from my locker

MODS MODS MODS

No they don't

o shit it's jordan jones

Say hello to my little friend

I start talking to them, they usually leave after "Hi"

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molest

>block your path
how can your path block itself?

Push through them

get an erection

"Excuse me."

"get to class. bell rings in 2 minutes"

I laughed

Grab them by the pussy
>making amerifats great again.

give them the rape they are asking for....

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If you take the sum of their ages, they might be about my age, so really, if I get all of them at the same time, I'm just fucking a girl my age, right?

Nice try FBI

>empty my cum jar on them
>shove my fingers into the left one's asshole
>sniff
>shove into the middle's mouth
>turn 360
>walk away

Stand aside!

What do you think these girl smell like?

All three are cute but damn that one in the middle though. Wew.

Fuck off

Funny, i say this every day. (I'm a teacher)

Start fisting them in whatever hole I see fit

Excuse me

autism much?

Cell Saga?

I'd teleport behind them then say "Nothing personal kid."

CANCER CANCER CANCER

At least you don't run away from your problems like some filthy joggers

I'd open the door, get on the floor.

You'd still walk into them....

thats the joke dumbass

Throw the ugly one out the window, then take my place in between the cuties.

Sure is summer in here.

Marry. Also marry. Kill.

fuck, kill, marry

You forgot to tip your fedora, faggot.

What the fuck would I be doing at an elementary school?
Also, OP is a fag.

>unzips penis

pull my cock out.

ask em if anyone wants it.


go home and contemplate suicide when all three of them laugh at how pathetically small it is.

eat ice cream. because fuck, why not.

This has been said but I would also grab them by their pussy. We have a perv..err, president that would not object

size?

They're below 18! How can you get turned on?

about 3.25 fully erect.

I know!! It bottles the mind.

It'll never happen so it's a mute point.

because theyre adorable.

and theyre pussies are probably amazingly tight.

Middle one gets fucked first and hardest.

You're missing the point

Discuss the gospel with them and tell them why its wrong. Convert them to islam because its the only way

Humans are supposed to mate at 13 years old.

>You are not normal if you don't want to sleep with a young girl at their peak.

Blocking on the strength of one threat is a very risky gamble.
What if I didn't care about them being in my way?
Or what if I could just make them immobile?
I've already sown the seed of the death plant in their bodies.
And it's had plenty of time to take root.
I have but to will it and it will instantly bloom.
I'm afraid there won't be anything left of their pitiful life after that.

Success

>bottles
>mute

whats up girls you like to party

He found himself walking along an american TV highschool filled with anachronistic memorabilia, looking up to see the applause and laughter signs of a saved by the bell revival and then looking down to the strange visage of three tweens too short to be dressed as candy ravers blocking a path to which his response was the logical: "who's yer screech"

But society is telling me thinking below 18 are hot is unnaceptable

Mohammed, according to the Koran, the age is 6

>innocent
>young and "pure"
>legs
>cute
>starting to get curves

etc etc

they are good looking. wouldnt be my favorite type but saying that they are ugly or just not attractive would be a lie.

and when scientist tested the percentage of men and woman who find underaged girls/boys attractive the numbers where quite high.

but other societies say 17 is ok. others say 16 is ok. others 15, others 14, others 13, others 12, others puberty, and that's before you even get to mudslimes....
LIAR. Mo-ham-head and the koran say you can only have oral sex and anal sex with your bride when she's 6. when she's 9, THEN you can have vaginal sex. (would be funny if it wasn't true and practiced still)

>13 yo is peak

Their peaks is when they've reached their maximum titty and ass potential, which is not when they are 13 retard

young girls feet are the best.

especially when theyre nice and stinky.

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Ha,ha,ha

that one is great! more pls!

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so someone makes a joke, beeing sarcastic or ironic and you dont get it... that makes the other guy retarded?

I was aware that there were two possibilities. You, on the other hand, seem quite surprised now that you see that there were two possibilities.

At least now you know. Enjoy the summer, friend.

"Ok girls, let's see who can prove they can be the biggest girl and give the best BJ?"

>They're below 18!
I know it's great
Fuckin Kyle

This is the joke of the day.

ask how old middle and left one are, if they are at least 14 then id take whichever one is easiest to fuck.
>legal age of consent in russia and germany being 14,Proper country morals
>Fuck off you summer fag kikes

>legal age of consent in russia and germany being 14
No wonder my grandpa moved there

14 that's much to old don't settle user you'll find yourself that plump juicy toddler one day

acutaly in germany its more cimplicated.
if you fuck an 14 year old you are doing something illigal when you are 18+

but only the 14 year old girl can take a turn against you. If she doesnt, nobody is able to punish you.

Once shes 16 she is simply legal, as long as you dont offered her money to have sex with you. Something intresting is that if you make her an present f.e. an iphone in exchange for sex - thats a grey area.

dunno how it is in russia maybe somoen knows that

How would everyone feel if i said im 19 and almost 20 and i would fuck chicks 14 and up, they're fucking attractive, theyre developed enough for the D

I prefer not to know this. 14 is all I need. Wonder how much a flight would cost

"Get the fuck out of my way, I will fucking laser you."

we're used to you being a faggot. we feel nothing.

James, plz

Punch the face of that slut on the middle and kick the pussy of the skank on right and slap the shit out of that ugly bitch then put a knee on her belly.

Freedomlang reserves the right to hunt down its own citizens that bang under 16 while abroad.

"u ever tried penis flavored bubble gum, toots?"

wat's it taste like?

Siehste, nun weiß ich bescheid, los gehts!

Columbine

salty milk and coins

just like daddy!

Not so fast. Fly all 3 to sweden. Then rape and claim your a refugee. 2 weeks probation.

"If Your Erection Should Last More Than 4 Hours seek medical assistance"

offer them each $20 for the panties they are wearing at the moment

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