Waifu claiming thread

Waifu claiming thread.

Previous:The rules are very simple:
>claim your 2D waifu
>post pics of your waifu
>keep ERP and RP in>insult other waifus
>discuss stuff
>post fitting, not over-sexualised content
>most important: Have fun!

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Yui claimed

Claimed! Also 2D are inferior.

Hi

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No I am not merican I am one of those people you got independence from
No it is 16:00 so I cant go to bed soon and I just want to forget it
Have you got any pain killers to take?
No not yet but I will

claiming

hmmm.. sounds like top tier big-sister archetype... or maybe mother...
I'm not very social of a person either, parties are too much for me (and for most of us, I'd assume)... just try and keep an optimistic mindset, and you'll be fine :)
Hi :o
sleep well?

QOTT: Your waifu has just been kidnapped by terrorists. What music track plays as you blast your way through their hideout?

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Claim

Hi
No :(

youtu.be/0Cquj74bLsU

youtube.com/watch?v=8QrxY51q3xM
Ah... shame.
What time do you usually sleep from?

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Aw, I'm sorry to hear that. Uh... do you have anything you want to do? I know you're tired, but maybe a nice movie or... or something like that to help you relax? Oh, what about a nice shower?
And no worries, no talking about work for today. Got it!
I have a friend who has some really stuff stuff they're going to give me! I hope it works...

I don't think I'd make a very good mom. Maybe one day, but I'm not good with relationships either so... eheh. I think I picked up this attitude from my mom at least. She's always so caring but I never manage to actually do anything for her...
I guess that's true. Well, there's nothing wrong with that though! Optimistic? I... I'm not very good at that. About myself, anyways.

Hi hi! How are you today?

Hey! How's it going for you?

I'm running out of ways to say hi! But ignore that! What's up with you today?

Hi
Wait, why do you say hi every post? It's nice but... I'm curious!

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>Tatsumaki
>getting kidnapped
How?

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Sick.

This makes it official

Megaman blasts through everything.

I am going to watch some k on to relax :)
if it is an opiate then it will definitely work
baka look

Rating music tracks, not the other rate-user
7/10, ironic crazy music
10/10, sounds like literal war
8/10
>trips
9/10
8/10, doesn't seem like a happy ending follows that track though
7/10 although I'm not sure what to think of that

baka look hehe

>8

Sick of what? People, driving, walking, talking? Sick of me, or sick of... err, I ran out of stuff.
Or just like sick with a cold or something? Or a flu, oh that would suck! I'm sorry to hear that though! How long have you been sick? Is it getting any better? You better be getting your bed rest!

Oh, that's good then! I'm happy to hear that. I hope it's nice and comfy for you, really. I know after a long day you deserve a rest, at least for a bit, so try to relax and just... enjoy the time!
I think it is! It's for wisdom teeth originally! Like 800mg... I think at least! Of something!

Do you like music a lot or just a random question and you feel like rating?
Err, also hi!

How about a real live woman. youtu.be/SaxFyrw5JhM

Whenever i get tired, which is normally from 12-2 am

Hi
I'm bad at talking to people so i say hi instead
I don't do it every post though

I see.
Besides the party, anything else going on?
sorry!!!!!!!!!
eheheheh... I didn't mean july 4th plans, just plans in general...

ew

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Not exactly. Not at all exactly. Never a strong swimmer.
>Squints hard....hmmmmm
Oh my you are a word wizard. You make everyone feel nice. I truly appreciate your invested thought out responses. Even if this was some elaborate ruse I don't see a payoff or end game for you. Mostly because youve just endeared yourself to the entire group here...well maybe sometimes like 90%.

Only 7? I think it's at least a 9

m.youtube.com/watch?v=JG7Jt4y6G_Q

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Why doesn't it seem like it has a happy ending? I would likely fail anyway, so it's fitting, I suppose
Sorry. Tell him to be careful then

yum can I have bit

This youtube.com/watch?v=kR6pxe8jaMs
or this youtube.com/watch?v=pAgnJDJN4VA
Well I also have home work to do ;_; witch is not good
Shit sun you going to be so out of it
Nahhhhh I got nothing
I might try going to a club and getting layed this weekend but that's it
Don't worry I will save you butt if you get in trouble, May require some mouth to mouth tho so don't freak out

Just sick, a cold. Itchy chest cough, but glad my sore throat is gone. I slept for 12 hours last night.
Beast is a fool.

forgot pic

And when do you get up? I remember you saying you sleep 10-16 hours...
OK I have am sorry
Oh, I see. Good luck. Unless the women are easy there :o

he told me to "shut the f*** up!!"

It is a vacation resort so there pretty easy cos there on holiday

I got up just before 4 today

Well, that's rude

9/10
10/10
10000000000000000000/10
Just seems sad, almost like you know you're gonna die going in.
first 6/10
second 7/10

Theeeeere's the nice headache. 10/10, really great, loving it. It's amazing. Can't even... I'm just going to... stop for now, I think. Maybe just watch a video or play a mindless game. I dunno. Sorry to leave, really. I... I don't know what to do. If I don't see you later today, I'll make an effort to see you all tomorrow. I love you all, really.

Rip, sorry to hear that! Due tomorrow? aaaaa
I hope you can get it sorted, at least. i know you can do this, really. I believe in you. Just... when you get a chance, buckle down and do it! You got this!
Am I? I've never really... done anything like it. I just... I want my headache to stop.
I'm out for now, I'm sorry Yuno. Have a wonderful... night, okay?

Have you played NieR: Automata?

he is rude, i wanted to light one but he won't let me

Shinoa claimed ',:)

',:)

Fever gone but itchy. Hungry and eat doggy food. Itchy Itchy Scott came. Ugly face so killed him. Tasty. 4. Itchy. Tasty.

Ah, that sounds really nice. How do you go about getting them to fuck you?
PM? That's 14-16 hours holy shit
You didn't too much info me, I just know that you don't like talking about yourself too much ,and was respecting that :)
I hope your headache feels better.

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Hey rhino (:

Why does she smile like that?

You don't need to say sorry so much
You haven't seen me enough then

Is that a long time?

You got the wrong user. Sorry
Smug

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Why is she always smug?

Claiming best girl.

When I read the first line of your previous post it reminded me of the keepers diary

Yeah, I usually sleep for 7.5-8 hours.
Sleeping too much is bad for you as well :o

Yes, the low mental capability is apparent.

due yesterday
I won't be able to remember the thing I am ment to from the home work cos I am to dyslexic
It will stop it don't worry
Nigh night
I am quite funny and noy to bad on the eye so that helps
Hi saya

Yui a cute

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:o makes sense.
tell us all about your adventures if you go on any!
Yui is indeed a cute

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Not to much rely I have always been a more long term relationship guy, that said my gfs have always been 9-10/10 some how they just fall in to my lap

Those legs
*slobbers*

Aw cute

>picking our ideal spouse
>Not Milly Thompson
Y'all niggas are doing it wrong

Isn't everything bad for you

Wolfwood blessed her with his cum

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Eh.. Hai Yuno

I'd pay to watch those two pork each other

What up?

:o you should formulate a harem somehow! that'd be badass.
no, a lot of things are good for me, actually.

Watching sgdq. Shovel knight pretty good.

>here's a preview

Last day of AX. Wonder what my final piece of loot will be.

Show Rem cosplay. Was interested and missed the thread where you showed it.

>looked on Craigslist AND backpages
>can't find anyone who wants a keyboardist except churches
>can't play gospel keyboard

What is?

I don't have one of me wearing it. The chest area is juuuuust a tad too small for me to fit it atm. Gunna have to have a bit of material added by maybe an inch.

Is Haruhi there with you?

Post wearing, blur face or w/e

I dunno, maybe? If they are, I haven't met them yet. I've only met Rikka and Booki thus far.

Fine, but be warned, I didn't shave or anything for this.

uwu
Shave and pull it off

I should clarify, you'll pull off the cosplay. Not take it off

Neat, but if the chest area is small, wouldn't it make it a Ram outfit?

Hi Yuno

I really want to see an angry, ripped dude with a beard stomping around a convention in Rem cosplay, grunting at people.

C U T E !

Hahaha I'm not that type of guy to faithful
Always wanted to play some shovel knight
Aw cute wish I could cosplay that well
Ah nothing much just chilling in my flat