Sup Forums I fucked up

Sup Forums I fucked up

This happened a month ago

>be me, 21yo beta
>still live with parents and 16yo sister, catholic family
>on nofap
>day 8 so pretty horny
>decide "fuck it, let's fap"
>lie in bed all day under sheets fapping to nigger and cuck porn
>Almost bedtime so decide to fap a few more times before sleeping
>Suddenly friend calls to go watch a late night movie
>"Eh aight"
>Came back home after three hours and sister was sleeping in my bed, under my sheets
>Apparently her AC was working
>Sleep on the couch cause I ain't like a tard like you guys
>ff to a week ago, she didn't get her periods and everyone freaked out
>ff to today
>she took a pregnancy test and it came back positive.
>She's still a virgin (I think so, at least) and must have been fapping in my bed

My parents are against abortion so I don't they're going to use the good old wire hanger. They already told the priest about it and want my sister to become a nun for being a whore.

She cried her eyes out because she's a virgin and doesn't know how it happened. She thinks its the devil at play.

I made my sister pregnant and can't bare to see her be like this and waste her life as a nun, what should I do Sup Forums?

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not how it works
fuck off

Her AC wasn't working that's why she slept in my room, sorry for the typo, can't think clearly

Not possible, sperm will be dead before the cum dries if it is on sheets or something similar. Like prolly under an hour. I mean, maybe if your sister ran into your room immediately and scooped up your cum and shoved it in her vag, she could have gotten pregnant but the more likely option is that OP is a faggot or his sister is having unprotected sex because sex ed isn't a thing in communities where your first reaction to a pregnancy is to tell the priest.

>She cried her eyes out because she's a virgin

Nah, she's crying because she's a liar.

>i dont know who is summer anymore

Is the midwest finally getting internet?

I know of another story where a certain virgin Mary gets pregnant ~without having sex~. Everyone believed that bullshit too and it became Christianity. Best excuse for sleeping around ever.

She fucked some guy didn't she
>im a virgin how did this happen????
she's trying to pull a mary
also user there's NO FUCKING WAY she get preggo from u unless there's something you're not telling us.
She IS a whore.
and a virgin? Don't make me laugh.

this

k e k

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Wew lad

> sister knows parents would notice cum on her sheets
> fucks guy in brothers bed while he is out
> brothers sheets are regularly crusty anyhow because of nigger/cuck faps
> sis gets pregnant by boyfriend because of shitty Catholic sex ed
> dippy the wonder tard thinks his sis is carrying his child because he failed Sesame Street level biology

I hope your a troll OP.

yeah ok. Maybe in a world where your sky daddy is real. After all he loves knocking up 13 year girls.

/thread

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>implying your sperm was lifted from the bed and into her vagina after a long period of time
nice b8

oooorrr you sister is a shit liar and bangs her boyfriend...

Did you not have sex ed? wtf...