Be 25

>be 25
>studying for my MBA while working as a bartender
>Life is pretty normal, classes during the day, work at nights.
>MBA program requires me to take a language course because muh-liberal school
>Choose Spanish because its easy and was better then choosing Chinese
>Attend Spanish class
>justfuckmyshitup.jpeg
>Class is full of spics, fags, and beta cucks.
>literally everyone is majoring in some useless BA degree.
>Spanish prof is a 50 year old Colombian spinster
>sit at the back corner because in fear of catching AIDS or making contact with a degenerate
>suddenly a girl sits next to me
>Shes a 5'7 Latina with shit-ton of fatass, her tiny fat feet can barely touch the bottom of the floor
>mastodonwhitewhaleholygrail.mpeg
>"HOLA CHICO ME LLAMO ANALIA!" the creature yells
>"Umm Hola" I respond
>She starts yapping on and on without stopping
>Pretend to listen to her while the insides of my ear corrodes.
>Class finally ends.
>"user YOU SO GUD AT LISTENING ESE! HASTA LUEGO!" she yells.

Continue?

So banged her then dropped her off to ICE afterwards?

>Every class Motormouth (lets just call her that) keeps showing up and yaps on her mechanical mouth
>Answers every question the prof asks and always laughs like a down syndrome chupacabra
>She always shows up to class 5-10 minutes late and is always carrying food around
>Keeps offering me pieces of half-eaten muffin and a bag of animal crackers.
>Weeks go by
>Prof assigns a group project and divides the class in groups.
>Can you fucking guess? Motormouth is in my group along with a fag and a French exchange student
>"OMG user DIS PROJECT HARD YO ESE! WE GOTTA MEET UP N SHEIT"
>Motormouth keeps arranging plans to meet and cafes
>Start to loose hope in my life.
>Finish early on a Friday and drive to work
>Bar is full because its Friday night. Hipsters and fags crowd in
>I keep getting calls and texts
>Its Motormouth: "user POR QUE NO ME RESPONDES? WE IS NEED TO WORK PROJECTO!"
>Holy fucking shit.

hurry the fuck up

>Keeps on texting and spamming random spic talks
>Finally respond and tell her that I'm working
>"user ESE SCHOOL NO IMPORTANT TO YU?"
>Finally answer one of her calls
>rage.jpeg
>get into small argument and tell her to piss off for a day
>Motormouth's engine goes off
>"WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU JUST SAY YOU PENDEJO ESE!?! I"LL HAVE YOU KNOW..."
>Her engine mouth literally doing a 241mpr even the fags at the bar can hear this shit over the club music
>"Hey user you got gf problems bruh?" one fag says to me
>Manager starts pissing on me for using phone.
>Monday comes. Show up to class tired because was studying for a midterm while working on another project
>Motormouth stomps in. But isn't upset....
>"BUENOS DIAS user! YO I HEAR YOU BUSY YOU DID SUMTING ESE?"
>Try to explain to her I was very preoccupied but-
>Bitch cuts me off and starts lecturing me like a Mexican mom on a phone
>"user WHEN A LADY CALL YOU N SHEIT YOU GOTTA SAY...."
>"....AND THEN THATS HOW IM A FAT PIECE OF MIERDA!"
>the cycle repeats.

so hate fucking right? wheres the climax nigga?

>Try to think as to why this fat little cunt was strange
>Asks prof and other students behind Motormouth's back to investigate
>Porf says shes a A+ student who is completely normal
>Other students claim she is just retarded and loudmouthed
>Even the fags and SJWs stay away fro her
>howdoipurge.jpeg
>So eventually my project group meets up at one of the fag's place to work on the project.
>liberaleducation.jpeg
>Fag and Frenchie student spends time gluing shit and arts-and-crafting papers while Motormouth trolls on laptop
>I end up gathering all the important shit and create a powerpoint.
>Feels extremely pissed that I carried the group but I always give all I have on anything I work on
>Motormouth then starts motorizing again
>"OMG user THATS NOT HOW YOU DO DIS SHEIT! DO AGAIN! NO I IS DO THIS WE DO THIS SHEIT!"
>killitwithfire.jpeg
>Eventually finish the project with a huge clusterfuck of a mess with Motormouth taking all the credit and fag and frenchie just going along with it.

wheres this going

>Weekend comes
>commute to work, its lady's night so shit-ton of cunts and fags pour into bar
>Making cucktails and spitting on cups when a giant engine screech makes spaghetti pants
>Its Motormouth and she has just walked into the fucking bar dressed like an 80s Miami shank but fat and autistic
>"OMGGGGG user!!!! SHEEEIIIITITT TAS TRABAJANDO AQUI ESE!?!?!" WOWOWOWOW
>The engine is oiled up
>"h-h-hey Motormouth , look im working and-
>GIBB ME FREE DRINKS user! YOU MI BEST FRIEND AND SHEIT!"
>Motormouth keeps on hagging me for free drinks and starts yapping on
>Try to calm her down after she drank a half full of sex on the beach and a sip of a bud light
>Motormouth, accompanied by another friends starts all chimping and out and starts grabbing my shirt for free shit
>"user DAME UNA MAS BE-BEBEBIDA ESE!!!"
>my head full of fucks when suddenly something vibrates under my pocket....

again with this

I feel like this is gonna end good but stop baiting us you madman

>....its my phone. Friends texting me about some event at a club next door
>Decide to finish my shift and gtfo
>Motormouth is hammered. Starts flirting with other men and fags
>All of them push her away like shes a fucking bourbonic plague
>Motormouth starts chimping out more
>"user!!! WAHHHHHH NO ONE ME GUSTA!!!! WAHHHHHHH"
>Manager steps in
>Tells me to kick Motormouth and her friend out
>Finish shift drag Motormouth out into the corner of bar
>Suddenly Motormouth gases her engine towards my chest
>"ANONNNNNNNN...."
>Breath smells like fried beans, alcohol and cheese
>Suddenly strange urge kicks in
>Try to hold in
>"Hey Motormouth im going to a party next door with friends you wanna come?"
>shitsabouttogetreal.jpeg
>"YEEEEEESSSSSSSSSS!!!!"
>Arrive at club. Friends already drunk and passed out.
>Have some shots while motormouth tries to control her friend whos grinding and twerking at fags
>Motormouth falls down on fat belly
>her skirt lifts up slightly
>notice shes wearing a light blue thong with the sting deeply shoved in between her fat olive asscrack

spoiler it end with shit on his dick

i feel some twist in the making

>She then got up and approached me with this geeky look as if she was gonna say something stupid and loud.
>"user....*gibberish in Spanish*" her voice got quieter.
>Motormouth's friend took a cab and went home while my friends were passed out
>She then asked me what i was going to do and i told her i was going to another bar (fuck me)
>dont know why but it just came to my head.
>She then asked if she can join me.
>Thought about how pathetic this kind of is and that im gonna be drinking with this fat latina.
>Feeling kinda lonely (and feeling a bit sorry for her)
>Decided to be alpha and we went to a bar at another place together.
>Go to bar and order drinks and some food
>Motormouth starts yapping on again
>Pretended to care and listen, and then i noticed something.
>Motormouth, just near her mountain cleavage where one of her buttons in her shirt is undone i can see a sky-blue colored bra squeezed in just by an inch.
>took a glance at her chest
>started to feel aroused.
>Just as she was laughing to herself about this joke she made up she accidently knocked over her drink spilling her gin all over her skirt.
>Without thinking quickly reached over her and helped her clean and wipe
>Motormouth was all nervous and embarrassed and shit. Gave her my handkerchief to wipe.

is it a we fucked ending or a twist

>"Gracias user..."
>We continue to talk on about shit
>Finds out she grew up with a single mother and never got any attention
>Shes kind of autistic as well and has ADHD problems
>Listening to all her shit made me realize shes lived a poor life
>Felt sorry for her and then tell her I was sorry for giving her shit during the Spanish project
>"Its okay user!" shes starting to blush and notice her face turning cherry red. Not from the alcohol
>"Hey user im hungry lets go to Applebees!"
>Wat
>I was hungry hungry as well so we went to Applebees
>She ate like a 3rd world bastard jizzing all the oil and soup down her chin while smiling at me and thanking me
>"De nada"
>Ask her if I can give her a ride back home
>Says yes. We arrive at her place, she invites me over for coffee
>shitsabouttogetreal.jpeg.

ought to have 'axed' teacher ( your classmates sound like high school 3d yr 2 x flunked)
'maestra, por f'uhvor,please move me closer to the front blackboard,I have an eye problem'
there are a hundred hawt chilipeppers in that schrool,ya hafta find them in other classrooms or on breaks
hawt but with more brain cells,

oh shit boys here we go

...

is this a guilt fuck?
im on the edge of my seat
go on nigga

>sit on sofa for a bit. Little awkward and she is a little quiet finally for first time.
>”you know user…”
>motormouth lunges at my face
>She certainly doesn't how to kiss, nor has she ever kissed anyone.
>Inside my pants I was hard as a rock
>The kiss intensified I slowly pushed my lump against hers, she gasped and then she gave a small thrust.
>I can feel the lump between her legs rubbing mine gently.
>Engine starts to rumble to a moan uncontrollably, the smooth sound of fabric rubbing
>Her hand strokes slowly into my thighs I start rubbing her fat asscheek
>Down into her skirt
>trying to find the string buried underneath the fat I grab and pull it down slowly
>As I pull her shit-cover thongs down I feel a hairy cushion touching my belly
>Her cunt was a black bushy Amazonian jungle
>Not too much hairy but the fat puffs up and i knew it was big but the inside was going to be tight...

...

>I slowly pushed my lump against hers
Is she going to be a trap under all that bush?

>Motormouth starts to breath heavily. Moaning faster. Shes nervious
>Thought that with all the food she ate she was gonna shit on me
>"user...I...my....first...tiem"
>Her hands pulling my pants down. the Amazonian jungle brushing against my belly now moving south into
>my dick. hard. Normally for a fuck I shove it right in but this was different
>I can feel the tip warming up by the meat lips of her cunt
> Its 1/4 in
>2/3
>all in
>"AAAAAAHHHHWWWWWWWWWW" Motorizing engine
>Start trusting. slower, moderate, break the gas.
>Motormouth strips away all her clothes
>Pants down my shirt off. I feel this stickiness and humidity on my chest
>Motormouth's fat tits are pouring in with sweat rubbing against my chest waters of sweat poruing down on our bodies
>She lefts up her weight and crushes on top of me while I lay on my back on the couch.
>The couch is snapping I can feel the wood crack.

detail nigga more detail...

hury up

Less detail, get to the fucking point OP

>Try to move away and be on top
>Denied.
>Keeps on thrusting her weight and pelvus cunt
>Try to doggy. Denied
>Fat engine just octopusses me
>Wet mouth smoothering over me
>Smell of garlic and saliva still lingers
>ay.ayyy.ayyy.
>She lifts up both her feet from the couch in a crouching position.
>I just keep on fucking. Her moans going ayyayyayayyayayayyayaya
>Sees drips of blood, juice and fluid flowing down her into my dick.
>Every hair of the jungle is soaked and sweaty.
>"user...anonnn, aaan--anooon"
>I'm about to bust. Don't know where to release.

fuck is this pasta now?

DID YOU CUM INSIDE OF HER GOD NO

i bet she was post op mtf

popped that Latina cherry eh?

>Sees drips of blood, juice and fluid flowing down her into my dick.
> blood

Damnit, now I wanna fuck a chubby Mexican with a hairy pussy. Fml

...

GO to mexico and prepare for the STD of your life

>try to move again. frantik
>”user, I’m gunna cum”
>her eyes light up and she starts grinding harder
>”m-move user”
>”aye pappi, da me your leche”
>look at her round body girating on my cock. Her eyes are staring into mine
>struggling, but can’t hold anymore
>release a huge orgasm.
>she is moaning and pulling my hair and head into her tits.
>realize what the the fuck. I am so fucked. But my cock is still pumping.
>holyshitiamfucked.jpeg
>she slows and we are both breath heavy as fuck.
>slowly she lifts her huge weight off of me as my seed drips from her jungle.
>she smiles big

Fuck it. I'll just go to a border town.

You are fucked. Both literally and figuratively.

Enjoy your child support payments.

she fooled you the conniving bitch. your a dad now.

pic related?

HE DONE DID THE DO

No, you fuck. That's an ATK model. Fucking christ, these a goddamn watermark on the picture

nigga aint u ever fucked a virgin

You gonna continue?

this

all right boys this thread is done, time to pack it up

He probably got the pregnancy call and is sitting in a dark room with a gun and a fifth of jack.

kek'ed to much out of gas now, knight Sup Forumsros

Pics of the chick?

this

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You dun goofed faggot

Reminds me of my best friends mom. When I was 14 well I'd say she gave me a handjob but really she touched my dick and I came. She was a chubby Mexican woman but not to fat. She was a single mom and lonely. But as things progressed we had sex for my very first time. I was young and dumb but I still knew what happened after sex(babies). She didn't want me to wear a condom so I didn't. When I got close I told her and asked if I should take it out. We were doing it doggy and she told me not to take it out till i was done. Instinct took over and I busted my first real nut inside her. After I did she smiled at me and told me I was hers forever now. That's she'd always have my first time. She was more right than she thought. A few months later and she's noticeably getting bigger but low in her stomach. My friend tells me she's pregnant and that they think it's a girl. She never said it was mine but the time is right and after she got pregnant we stopped fooling around at all.

greentext

ay dios mio

Of what the not really handjob or some of the sex we had. There wasn't much sex we only did it for a month and then I think she knew she was pregnant and tapered it off.

WHY THOUGH

Hehe, you are good and fucked now mate. Good read thanks.

Ay caramba

I don't know how this story ends but I can tell you right now you fucked up when you didn't take Chinese. I mean, hot Asian babes or smelly spic chicks? Pick your poison.

bump

jesus christ i come here twice in a month and apparently this is a copypasta now? why?

post her noods