Hey /bn/ wahts a good way rto masturdate withouut any sex toys? Heres a friendly puic from me to you/

Hey /bn/ wahts a good way rto masturdate withouut any sex toys? Heres a friendly puic from me to you/

your fucking hand
a bedpost
a doorknob
if it fits it ships

how am i supposed to puit my dick in a doorknob or bedpost nigger>?

in your ass faggot

I wishm, that would be the most ass ibe ever gotten

take your fingers
shove it in pussy and ass
feel good
do it more

Man,, i wish i had a pussy, lfie would be som much easier. Heres a pic for you friend.

if you got a leather couch
lube the damn cushions
or fuck something with a hole if you arent gonna make a toy
but if u are co for the custom cornstarch n water homemade one

I dont know how to make one, bujt i was thinking of just heading to spencers and picking up on. Do you think the weirdoes there weill look at me weird buying something like that all alone?\

theyre chill in my area but idk bout urs, look up the cornstarch n water one so u aint gotta leave home, id post the steps but i lost the pic on my damn hardrive that i never sort

Well i mean , theyre all weirdos anyway would thety even notice?

tru
they prob wont
i was just offering a free way since idk the prices in spencers
whichever is more convinient

Welll, I live with other poeple, ao i feel like a homemade one would be found easier and would look even weirder, you feel; me fam? What about those silly blow up dolls, are they any good?

you could trash or drain it, its basically just jelly
not that hard to toss and make another whenever

I donty even know what youre talking about, is this the boughty one or the mad eone?

You squeeze you legs together, and simply rub them

never tried a blow up doll,
i get ppl i can blackmail if im lookin to get my dick wet,
but i used homemade ones most of the time otherwise

i meant the homemade ones can be ditched easy, blow up dolls if thats ur style ig u can hide em somewhere

I dont understand what you merna.

/Black mail isnt vety nice, but i wish i had people to blackmail. Here is a pic for you friend.

ayy thanks fam
well if you go with the doll it shouldnt be hard to deflate and hide
while as temporary can be trashed or melted to ditch it
whichever you go with even if u flip of coin, good luck and enjoy your fap fam

Want my old onaholes? I got you fam

Hand
Lotion
Fap
There you go, dumbass.

>Implying you would ever clean it or know what to do with periods

When I was in high school I made the corn starch fleshlight 5 or 6 different times. It's really easy and works well but mine broke after using them once or twice.