/nzg/ - The New Zealand General

/nzg/ - The New Zealand General

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kek

Fush und chups

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is this a nice girl?

Happy birthday, fucko

youtube.com/watch?v=5SXeK9DKprM

why is the 'why are ids even gone' guy gone?

user asking the real questions
>protip: it's because these threads are dead

m'dude never txt me bout those shrooms

Dunedin here, getting waffles

bk is a shit meme

Dunners reporting.

Somehow have credit with my power company so I'm about to max the fucking heater out. How are we?
Pizza good. Waffles good?
>weed good.
S H I T M E M E

What we all snacking on tonight? Eta Uppercuts 'Sea salt' for me.

Evening. Stay warm bro.

NEW ZEALAND IS GARBAGE

Oh I missed this post. Waffles eh? I've never eaten them? Do you highly recommend or suggest them as an option?

Cheers, boss. Nothing, but fuck, I'm hungry. Warm in your part of the land?

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Biggest ass challenge. Post your ass, whomever has the biggest one wins.

>this is boy butt

>can't post nudes on Sup Forums
fuck off newfag

>waits for ghetto booty grace to post

6 degrees in chch atm. Not too shabby for this time of night this time of year.

Waffles were good

Waffles and weed nigga join us soon

Pretty good for late time waffles, don't get the Harlem, literally rip off

Rip forgot pic

We were still hungry, but no idea how I'll eat all of this

Snapchat says it's five here in Dud city. Not bad but not warm either.
Those are straight lewd.

feed me

Baaaad news guys.
Who's girlfriend is this?

Does New Zealand have it's own type of thread?

ayyyy that's shanes mrs lmao I fucking warned him

>Who's

*whose, rather.

Why can't we edit posts like you can on good sites like Reddit?

Shane here. Wassup bro?

Nooooooooooooo!!!!!????!!!!!!!
Baaaaaaaaaaaa!!!!!!!!!!?

Dunedin here whens the next meet up


Can we stop posting grace nudes becos last time someone did she accused me over facebook

is that you?

sorry mang. we all knew olivia was a slut. no one wanted to be the one to tell you the bad news. at least you know now.

You think I would post someone elses butt? On the internet?

Probably never, we suck at organising. How's it going?
She hasn't been posted in a minute, you're good. You set yourself up for that fall though, really.

That's a shame, some of yous hang out normally tho aye, inv me next time if it's early in the day. I'm real bored and got nothing to do until poly starts again :'(

"Normally" might be pushing it. Name a time for a meet, dude!

>early in the day

if early in the day means 2am

hmmm do you guys work and have lives and stuff or are you free any time during the day

Hey OP, how do you like living in Australia so far?

>work
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA no

Dunedin here, why the fuck would you lot meet up?

how can you be this new

Fuck all else to do in this shithole.

bcos i have no irl friends

What about like 7pm tmrw. I wanna try the new potato minions from mcdonalds kek

calling me new
>being so fucking new that he's assuming im new

This was the answer I was expecting but honeslty user what do you accomplish? You put a face to the people you're too anti social to talk to IRL then what?

>potato minions
You'll regret it, you get like three of the stupid little bastards for $3.50 or something. But yeah, fuck it. Which Maccas?

Become social enough to talk to them IRL, fool. It's how we escape this place.
>it's how we try, don't forget; you're here forever

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I feel like a bunch of you lot already know each other and it'd be more of a reunion than a meet up.

>Implying we havent been meeting up for over a year now.

We're pretty good friends, hang out, smoke weed etc. No one new ever showed to the meets so we ended up just not posting about them.

My son has had them. He took a bite out of one and said they were dumb. I ate the rest, it's just mashed potato. Nothing special.

I think everyone in Dunedin has met everyone else here at least once

I'm going to steal your girlfriend

if anything the fact that a few of us do know each other stops it from being awkward, dead silent with no one interacting. we've had new people chill before and it was never a problem.

>737904945
We've probably all passed each other at some point on the street.
So in reality all of you (Dunedin Anons) know each other? Is one of you lot the ones who keep making these threads?

Wait a minute i just realised, we're adults now! Why are we still meeting at mcdonalds...maybe if there's enough interest we could go get a beer in town or something. I'm cool with anywhere if i have enough notice.

Do you know anyone who will be keen cos one of my bros are

Dunners pls cuck me

Whoa, I'm only an adult physically, speak for yourself brah.

You fellas hold Grace pretty high huh

>So in reality all of you (Dunedin Anons) know each other?
We all know someone. Pretty sure dunners is the only one who's met everyone. I've met a fair few.

>Is one of you lot the ones who keep making these threads?
I make them sometimes, dunners makes them sometimes, sometimes its a random.

not as high as IDbro.

look we might be adults but we're still autists and going for beers sounds awful to me. we generally like maccas cause its lowkey and we can loiter as long as we want and fuck off whenever we want with plenty of space.

t.loud music triggers me

Let me remind you

LM STATE!

Ever actually had irl contact with her?

nah lel that's photoshopped bro.

>cracking open a cold one with the anons
I'm down, but fucked if I know any decent places to get said beer. Ideas?
EMS trips, checked. Guess I have to now, so post your missus and the $500 fee.
Who, Grace?

looks real to me

This is god tier stuff, IDbro is shit.

While I understand your logic, small town, nothing to do it seems like it would be pretty weird for someone not already in your little group to be there.

>post your missus and the $500 fee
wtf you should be paying me 500 to tap this ass

Yeah Grace

>glasses
>shed be saying check your privilege in no time
>0/10 couldnt pay me enough 2fuckthat

what a curious faggot

Thats not how cucking works, if he pays you then you're just whoring her out for cash. you'd be a pimp

newfags smh tbqh.

strawpoll.me/10943470/r

You need to find IDbro and ask him to marry you man I think you're the only faggot left who wants to continue the "idbro" legacy

nice fake poll nerd

>been in auckland region for 7 months
>actually bumfuck nowhere an hour out of central
>done absolute fuckall but work and fap for 7 months
>got a perfect qt3.14 doctor gf out of fucking nowhere
>compliments me, worships my dick, loves to swallow
>perfect 10/10 body

We normies now boys
See you on the other side

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daily reminder

Liar. Pics Li Ming or Meena Kaur or it didn't happen.

This is one of grace's messengers, don't reply to them

We fucking agreed last time on the fee, faggot. Pay up or I'll just break in, rob you for the five hundy, and fuck yo bitch while I'm there.
Seen her around a bit, talked to her when she was in thread those few times, but otherwise no. Getting her to come to a Dunedin meet is a meme now

nice fake screencap nerd

i actually posted my exes nudes in one of these threads once and forgot to crop properly and people started messaging her oops

That was a fucking awkward conversation

Pics of said 10/10 doctor who swallows?

With enough hours in Photoshop I could make that note say whatever I wanted it too as well.

It's legit.

i never greed to the 500 i just agreed to watch and fap in the corner while using my tears as lube

Not the guy you're replying to, but how new are you?

>It's legit.
>The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.

this

see

I wish someone would nuke us already.

Nearly 10 years so pretty new.

We don't speak German here.