Earlier this evening, I caught my twelve year old daughter looking at vibrators on Amazon

Earlier this evening, I caught my twelve year old daughter looking at vibrators on Amazon.

She didn't notice that I was standing behind her because she had her earbuds in listening to music, so I had time to look over her shoulder and see what she was doing. When I finally realized what she was looking at, I slammed the laptop shut. I took her laptop away from her and grounded her for a month.

About twenty minutes later, my wife told me that she ungrounded our daughter then told me give the laptop back. Our daughter was standing right next to her when she said it.. They both had their arms crossed. I sat there for a while in silence, dumbfounded by what my wife was doing, and then I refused to give it back. My wife and I argued about it for about an hour and then eventually she just gave our daughter her laptop.

Neither one of them are speaking to me. I don't really want to speak to either of them either. I'm sleeping on the couch in the living room tonight but I can't fall asleep. My wife completely punked me out in front of our child and now it's going to be fucking impossible to discipline her.

I can't understand it. I try to protect our daughter from becoming a degenerate slut and my own wife undermines me. I still can't believe she didn't have my back on this. What the fuck is this world coming to where twelve year old girls looking at adult sex toys on Amazon is acceptable behavior?

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You should encourage her slutty behavior

cuck

You need to set an example. Be the stern father you ought to be. Fuck her long and fuck her hard, so that she need never own a vibrator.

The alternative is her using carrots so this is for her safety.

Femanon here,

I used to "borrow" cucumbers from the fridge. I put them back after I was done with them.

Your best solution is to simply disable her laptop's internet. Delete the wifi driver.

and im never having children now. thanks..

Your parents weren't suspicious of you borrowing the cucumbers? Not many uses for a cucumber other than masterbaition and eating

Gonna need some pics of your daughter so we know how to help.

This guy knows

This story feels made up, and some part of the MGTOW world where having daughters is the ultimate cuckoldy, blah blah blah.

Have you read "Cucumbers Are Better than Men"?

>wife undermines husband in front of daughter
>daughter can now do whatever she wants as papa can't punish her anymore
>daughter uses vibrator and cums many times
>hmmm I wana try it IRL
>daughter-whore sneaks out at night because not scared of cuck dad
>daughter meets up with Tyrone, 6 years older than her
>ends up doing porn videos because shes completely consumed by whoring
>father is divorced because wife is just a dumb bitch
>father looks at porn site
>father sees daughter get fucked in her ass being brutally punished

>"heh heh she finally gets punished"

The question should probably be (if this is a real story which it isn't) is why are you coming to Sup Forums of all placed to complain about domestic issues with your wife and kid?

Asking advice from degenerates to stop your daughter being a degenerate. Great logic.

Yeah.... that's would be weird. If this was true. Which as I said, it's not.

you weren't going to anyway

>boys wank and look up leaked nudes
boys will be boys! high fives all around!
>girl wants a random sex toy
Fucking slut how dare you!
OP is a dumb hypocritical fag that probably wants to fuck his daughter like a chimp. That's usually the reason other animals obsess over their daughter's sex parts

Pics or it didn't happen

Your only option is to chet on your wife with a co worker.

You and i both know the stupid reason that the wife was so sided with the daughter is because these two whores discussed and planned for the daughter to buy a dildo online. Your wife was encouraging your daughter to buy a fake penis with your money.

Turns out girls also masturbate. I know it's crazy. If you really are a dad you are going to have to come to terms with some shit you don't like we all do. It's fucking stupid too. Remember all that pussy you were slamming in college? You think none of those girls had dads? I raised three daughters to adulthood. The trick to keeping them from becoming sluts is to be there for them not locking them in the house.

The best way to handle the thing with the vibrators you ran into there is let your wife handle it and forget it ever happened.

I only borrowed them for a few hours late at night, while they were asleep.

better an clit toy than a cock old boy. Probably your wifes perspective

dubs checked.
Take the router. Back hand your wife in the face in front of the kid, scream your next. Beat wife a few more times. Chase kid down and beat her too, dont leave bruises though. Now reclaim your place as man of the house and stop being a faggot.

now I'm def having children, and eating more vegetables

8/10

I kekd

A vibrator doesn't make your daughter a slut, you moron. You can be happy she wants to masturbate with a dildo and not with some real cock.

They suck dick in school when they are twelve years old. Everyone knows it, no one wants to admit it. Daddys little girl is a whore. Live with it, you can't change it. Also cuck for sleeping on the couch. My wife has to sleep there when she has issues.

So you want her to look at children's sex toys on some other site? Sorry dude, your wife is right. Better she get advice about this from her mother than just using her fingers. Girls can ruin themselves if they do it wrong early.

>it's going to be fucking impossibl
chill she will find out if you want to or not. If you always forbid her everything she will get it from others and she will distance you. Just talk to her but stay cool. Someday she will be thankful for your open mind and it will increase your bond

Go away from here. You do not belong here.

Only like 2% of boys are chads who will actually get succ. Girls can be literally Helen Keller and they will have lines. The difference is that sex for girls has way more consequences than it does for guys. Don't bring it up like it's society's fault. It kinda is because we don't kill pedos on site I guess. But besides that, get off your feminism high-horse, read some Camille Paglia or just fucking kys. Or get spayed and fuck everything.

Nice story bro.

Your only option is to order yourself a realdoll
that'll teach them!

Are cucumbers from the fridge not too cold?

Pics of laptop or it did not happen.
First to say OP is a fag and will not deliver.

Better expect your daughter gets fucked in one of the janitor closets by p.e. Bully chad.

Hope you signed a prenup. If you did, get the fuck out. You put your dick in feminist scum, man. If you didn't, secure your fucking assets as best you can, cut, and run. You only have six years to pay the bitch to raise the other littler bitch, so consider yourself lucky.

Or, troll the fuck out of them, buy a fleshlight, and just leave it in random places. When they tell you you are a disgusting pig, tell them they inspired you to buy a sex toy. Then, when little princess graduates, drop that feminist scum you unwittingly put your tiny cock in, let your daughter get railed by niggers until she has so many kids, her house looks like a god damn orphanage, and drink your fucking whiskey on the beach.

Just don't raise her, it's that simple. Let her do whatever she wants. That will actually let you not get ultimately cucked. If you raise your daughter to be a perfect girl for 18 years, just for another man to fill all of her holes, you're getting megacucked, long-cucked, the works. If you just let her be a whore and do what she wants, no guy will want her for more than a night, and maybe she'll get aids and then give multiple guys a death sentence rather than pleasure from your little girl. Just let her go OP, you'll be better for it. No getting cucked, also make your wife sleep outside.

lol so at 13 every dad should buy his son a sex doll or a fleshlight? Don't be fucking retarded

this imaginary girl is 12 you complete degenerate faggot

Fuck that's fucked up. At first I thought you said twenty and I was like "fucking subhuman cuck" and now I gotchu man. See I called you a man but you are not acting like one. B E A M A N

Checked and kek'd

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thanks angry virgin. I needed a laugh

>> Set up laptop in the dining room
>> Make regular habit of masturbating to porn on said laptop
>> Ensure daughter catches you

There's your solution. If she's so fucking adult & your wife ain't got your back, then you have no reason to have hers.

O no rOsted :(

You overreacted, your wife is a terrible parent for undermining your authority in front of your child.

Explain to your wife that you don't have a problem with your daughter masturbating, but that for a 12 year old internet is a privilege, not a right, and you feel that your daughter shouldn't have been looking at sex-related stuff on the internet. I mean, who knows what she could have seen? Sex toys don't stop with vibrators and dildos, there's all sorts of sick fetishes out there.

I don't actually think that a 12 year old pussy would be able to take anything near as wide as a cucumber, but for the purposes of my erection I'm going to choose to believe this.

Go the exact opposite direction. Start watching porn in the living room in front of your wife and kid.

Just wait until all of you are sitting in the living room watching television together at ~7-8pm and then right when a good part of the show your watching is about to happen, switch the television to a bound gangbang porn, break out your fleshlight and start fapping right in front of both of them.

When they object, tell them that masturbation is a completely normal human behavior and there isn't anything wrong with it.

>Only like 2% of boys are chads who will actually get succ.
And the neckbeard of the year award goes to... (You)

leftist false flag post

cool story bro but it didn't happen

Didn't say that at all. I don't think the mom should buy her daughter a vibrator but they should have a talk. I don't have a pussy so I don't know what's really going on down there but it's something the mother should handle. I do know a lot of girls wind up in the ER shoving random shit in their vag though so maybe a toy of some sort might be in order. But like I said not really my department.

Buy a fleshlight and keep it in the open.

op dont fucking do this dude

>as if a guy with a kid would be on /b
Fapping is normal, you should buy her a vibrator.

So what, you asshole? Didn't you touch your penis when you were 12?

Have fun getting your sexually repressed daughter to slobber all over my cock. I'll call you.

OP FUCKING DO THIS.

My uncle Ted took care of my penis for me, but that's not the point. It's about a 12 year old actively searching for and looking to buy adult sex toys. Twelve. As far as my knowledge about the american educational system goes, she hasn't even started highschool.

No one cares about the vibrator we just like to laugh at you being a pitiful cuck who is owned by his wife. If you can find your spine for a second go find your wifes purse. take your balls out of it and run away. live under a bridge become homeless join the army or be come an hero. its over. Or just invite some black guys in and eat the cum after they fuck your wife u beta cuck piece of shit. lol

are trying to take away her freedoms as an american you jihadist fuck?

jess?

More like mentally ill Dave

most 12 year olds are in 6th grade usually

Yes, believe this pedos advice

Homestly man, just think about what you know you should be doing here, and fucking do it

This shit, this whole thread is fucking pathetic

op your wife is a cunt why are you with that whore????? dont say she is not! Now get a lawyer and get custody of your daughter before your wife dose something stupid! if you are not joking op please get your kid out of that house with that woman!

The dubs demand it

Sounds like a nice uncle. But why does that matter? Kids these days are surrounded by sexuality. It's everywhere. Of course they'll want to try it at younger ages. Were talking about a vibrator here, not your uncle Ted's penis.

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Nice bait.

Retards will certainly fall for it, no doubt.

you're prude and stuck up. relax a bit. you might like it.

>remove wife
>shoot self in head
>stop making fake and gay posts on imageboards

If I have a daughter I'm gonna explain to her with "the talk" that no guy will want to marry her if she's not a virgin. And that having sex will make her alone forever. But that it's okay to masturbate.

That's hard mate
You need to be very hard now and stand your ground. No matter how bad you look at first. Stand your ground. You are the leader.

This.

That might work until she's 13, good job genius.

Congratz idiot you daughter will now try and find dildos and vibrators even more because you said dont and you got mad.

The first thing you should have done was confront her not punish her explain what they are and why they are not appropriate yet for her age. Establish ground rules and explanation not being mad and dishing out punishment.

I know i definitely did not do something because my parents said so.

Enjoy having your daughter hop on the nearest BBC just to spite you.

>Only like 2% of boys are chads who will actually get succ.

You don't really believe that do you? Out of my group of mates I knew of one who was still a virgin at 21, that's 1 out of 20 and we're not chads by any stretch of the imagination.

Go hire a prostitute or escort, you'll feel better for it

Um, she is looking for a way to sate her sexual appetite that PUBERTY has given her. She is becoming a woman, accept it. Don't let her sate her sexual needs alone in the privacy of her room, she will look for boys (boys if you are lucky, you judgemental tool) to help her sate it. And, they will (if you are lucky) also be within her age and puberty level, so that will be easy for her. You cannot stop someone from becoming a degenerate slut. You can encourage it by actively trying to stop it. You DO remember puberty, don't you. Jesus Christ, just tell your wife to do the sex toy ordering for her. She is going to explore her sexuality. Try to control her sexuality and you will only hit the REBEL button. Let your wife be her sexual mentor so she can make informed decisions. The biggest sluts I banged when I was young had "sex is dirty" parents.

This man is right

Thia could work or could give you sometime in jail.
Ashame you daughter in front of many people could work better.

Fuck your wifes sister

how fucking retarded can you be OP, you punish your childs curiosity about sexuality. KEK

>autism.com/

Kek

This.

Maybe she'll peg you

this legitimately infuriates me

FUCK OP GET YOUR KID OUT OF HERE THE ANONS ARE WRONG YOUR KID IS A KID STOP HER AND STOP HER WHORE MOM

All women are whores user, except my mom.
She's still a virgin.

I like this one 9/10

Better yet, set up a mac filter on your router. You can do it from your laptop.

Checked
From one parent to another. First of all WTF are you going man grow a pair go in to get room grab laptop and take the battery out go back to your room and beat your wife with it.

dude i cant handle all the whores woman are hot af but i cant talk to one without wanting to kms because they are just so dumb

op please get your kid out of that house the best woman are the ones that have a dad like you and your wife needs to gtfo

You shouldn't have gotten involved. You should tell your wife that she undermined you and that you are not ever going to try and discipline the kid again. it's her problem now.

Whenever the kid fucks up tell wife to deal with it. Whenever shit goes wrong at school tell wife to deal with it. Whenever kid wants something tell her to ask wife. Sit back and watch the fireworks. If wife asks or demands you do something about it remind her how she undermined you and that it's all her fault the kid is an uncontrollable brat. Basically stay calm and don't get angry at anything they do and absolutely never let either of them vent to you at all. The authority you had is now gone. No reason to get involved anymore. Wife wants to handle everything? Let her. Drink a beer and wash your car.

Exactly. Find your kid smoking - make him smoke a whole pack. Drinking - drink till they puke. Sex toys - fuck'em till they're swollen and sore.

>I try to protect our daughter from becoming a slut
That is a lost cause from the outset, especially since the wife supports it.

you own a car your kid gets no rides anymore get her a bus pass you by the food just pbj from now on

if i caught my daughter doing it and my wife did not let me discipline i would kms in front of them

Its your fucking house, noone can tell you to sleep in another room, especially not your parasite wife

grant your daughter her wish. first of all if you're sharing accounts you need to close them.
Then buy suction cup dildos and glue them on her laptop's screen. ultimately it's your laptop so you'll do whatever you want with it.
you'll sleep on the couch for a month for that but you'll get so big keks out of it that no punishment won't bother you.