Ask two stoned Australian teens anything

Ask two stoned Australian teens anything.

Male or female

Do you suck each other's cocks?

If someone is directly on the other side of the planet from you, are they upside down from your current position.

Both male.

what kind of joint is that ?

Yes.

Why arnt you spinning you weak cunts

No you dumb fuck, the're being gravitated to the center.

Any future plans? Going to uni or tafe? Getting fucked by the HSC?

Also a cigarette filter blocks most the THC you fucking retards

What strain are you smoking

We both want to finish highschool

why does smoking weed like every other fuck on here make you special

It's not a cigarette filter we're using a tip.

Northern lights.

We just thought it could be funny or interesting.

>enjoy the national debt
>and multi culti
>CUNTS

Any gf (or bf)

can i see your dick/ass?

Both single.

Good thing you are on school holidays faggots or I'd beat their shit out of you for turning up high in my class, cunts

Yes

Sorry Sir

If i wanna hear drongos off their asses I'll just attend a public school and offer the first teen some grog.

Show grinder

Do cones faggot

What city/state

Is liking traps gay

Bullshit it's just bush bud

Melbourne

Yes

You little fuck cunts what are you studying? What are your units?

Rate each other out of 10

Cunts

>do cones

why is your roach 30% of the joynt?
and when does school holidays finish?

Jerk one to another

How shitty is you cunt's internet?

Fuckin oath cunt

jerk each other

Did your weed dealer make you pay double for that quality looking "northern lights" bud?

Learn how to roll a proper joint you weak cunts, you're making us look bad.

Also >real Aussies do cones

You two are getting stupid aren't you guys?

School holidays finish in 1 week and a half

No

Pretty shitty

No

Yes

We did it once but it was kinda awkward so we decided not to do it again.

Either of you had sex before?

He's a solid 7. Imma 5 :(

Isn't it way passed your bed time, ya pooftahs?

No

Why does your roach make up half of the joint?

Shut up

How often do you two nut on each others faces

Never

what's your credit card information?

Does Aus have Raw Products?..they make it fast and easy for cones.

Its in my mums bag.

seriously? wtf has happened to this generation. how old u cunts? strayans have a reputation to uphold

High schoolers

You're stoned, try it again
Feels fuckin amazing

You were wrong.

Really?

I have a friend that moved to Australia . He developed the accent, is that widely accepted?

really really

Where's the best place to get weed in nsw coast I will be near wulwoga in 1 month

are you jealous of legal American weed?

Why are you both degenerate, drug loving faggots?

Do you cunts wear one or more of the following, girls jeans(skinny jeans), thick black rimmed glasses, neck scarves even when it's not cold, have long manicured beards or moustache, nose rings, gauges in ear lobes, any kind of ridiculous body piercing or highly visible tattoo?

Or are you decent human beings?

No

Earth is flat you fucking retard. We are all on the same level

Doesn't really matter if its legal or not in other countries, for the most part unless you have a huge amount it's not a big deal at all lol.

How does one roll such a bent joint?

Doesn't that make. Me a male lesbian?

and? if ur over 16 u should't be virgins. i was a total looser and even i got laid at 15

No im normal.

LOLOL, why?, I never understood why stoners who were high all the time used to go on about going to Amsterdam, you go there for the weed, yet are always high.

Can someone please explain to me why stoners who have access to weed want to go to where it is legal?

Well good for you.

This is Gorilla Glue, I live in cali

for quality it does. I know what i'm buying, and that the strain is what they say it is. I know the chemical makeup of what i'm smoking. I don't get illegal midgrade trash from niggers like you

Roll

...

i'm higher than you. it's 1 pm. do you know where your parents are?

Are you NY fag

because our variety and quality is the best. You're stuck getting whatever junk weed your guy has. I can walk into a store and be surrounded by strains, concentrates, hell even medicated bbq ribs

Noone cares Califuck, go vote for Hillary and suck a dick.

We all hate you.

Probably fuckingin the living room

I voted for trump, queerbait

LOLZ,your guy? When I smoked you had a variety of dealers who had an assortment of distributors and breeds of bud.

What do you only have one weed dealer?

floridafag
they smoke?

Sure you did, next you will say you like guns.

You live in California, your actions disprove your words.

Meth

Not the guy you're talking to, but the clinics he's referring to have multiple strains available that's always changing.

>What do you only have one weed dealer?
excuse me? I live in a legal state, I have stores, not dealers.

What's wrong with cali?

well are they at least productive when they're high or just watch tv while they're smoking uppers and masturbate in the kitchen?

You're the kid getting mad over some post, fag detected.

He lives in a shit state probably and is jealous