Why is that Steven Seagal can still find work but Brendan Fraser is unable to?

Why is that Steven Seagal can still find work but Brendan Fraser is unable to?

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because Seagal is partially Jewish

WHO IS THIS ERECTION ENCHANTRESS ?

Just came across this. Is it good?

Why, it's Carly Rae Jepsen of course!

Steven self funded seagull

Image search, maybe?

HEY I JUST ME YOU

>mfw I saw her CD for a $1 in a store cos they were getting rid of em and I decided to buy it
Kek

>Show me if you want me, if I'm all that
>I will be that, I will be your friend

good question

I think its because Seagal has connections and "friends" Most Seagal movies are made for money laundering and most of them are made in Easter Europe.

Brendan on the other hand has no friends, no connections, no old buddies and he has not expaned his acting career outside of USA until now.

A-type personality vs B-type personality

Well I hope he gets more gigs now that he is out of the country for a bit.

Can you imagine him appearing in a Chinese fantasy? China has a huge film industry so I hope he finds work

No he is not

Seagal is Japanese-Italian-Native-Mongolian-Russian-Belarusian-Serbian-American

Fuck him, he's had his moment.

bitch is aging well

he looks pretty god for 64 years old

...

Fuck you

all lies

In this pic she Looks like a redheaded jenett mccurdy

Seagal creates his own work basically by going abroad to poor countries where you don't have to pay jackshit for anything and then makes his movies straight to DVD. Why do you think all his recent movies have obscure directors with basically no background? Same with actors apart from himself.

It makes more cash in the long run apparently and keeps him in the movie business. He may be a pathological piece of shit liar but he knows how the business works.

>Brendan on the other hand has no friends

dont worry he still got a lot of connections in H-town.

Director James Cameron is a really good friend of Brendan

I'm 40% whatever it is you need, baby.

Maybe Bollywood will save him

Bitch is 30 but dresses like she's 14. That being said, I'd berry my dick in her so far, whoever removed it would be crowned King Arthur

because fraser never was in a decent movie, the mummy was shit too
while seagal was an action kino star

I hope carly rae gets a few more hits, preferably by my dick

>fraser never was in a decent movie
Fuck you, Bedazzled was GOAT.

Daaamn, I didn't know she was thicc

>because fraser never was in a decent movie
You plebeian

her music is awful but fuck i would destroy that. >testosterone is a helluva drug.

People will still pay to see Seagal. (don't know why)

People won't waste money to see a pile of human sad.

>her music is awful

People on this board unironically listen to metal so I'll take that comment with a grain of salt.

no but that chick in it was

looks gay af

I choose to believe that he talked big one day and pissed of some vatnik oligarch so he is basically being forced to act in money laundering movies or get choked to death.

Fraser is useless now after that accident that fucked up his back or some shit.

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just lies and memes

That is plausible theory as well considering how much he advertises (bullshits) himself to actually experienced people who know their shit.

you can eat ed asners ass, you filthy pleb.

Blast From The Past was GODTIER, have you never seen Encino Man, or Airheads? or the single most kino work of 1997, George of the Jungle?

Is that k-pop?

I think it's the opposite, Seagal's on good terms with some ex-soviet mafia and the movies are some kinda accounting fraud.

Please, he could kill them all if he wanted.

He'll probably just commit sudoku like the honorable samurai he is.