*walks towards you quickly*

*walks towards you quickly*

Why did you betray me, user? WHY???

*turns 360 degrees and walks away*

you look like a rat

you look like a rat, and you look like a rat

>360

>being new

Betrayal employs loyalty at some time. I was never your man.

Can't betray you, was never with you, rat.

* pushes you to the ground and straddles you. with a crazed battlecry he begins to rain blows upon your face *

GIVE ME THE DELEGATES user!GIVE ME THE DELEGATES user!GIVE ME THE DELEGATES user!GIVE ME THE DELEGATES user!GIVE ME THE DELEGATES user!

Only I can beat her

You betrayed me Cruz, I actually thought you were a decent guy and a good second choice if Trump got stumped. Then Iowa and everything following happened, and you revealed yourself to be complete scum.

Me and almost every state with a primary.

Someone needs to make a creepy gif where he actually walks closer to you, like that ayo hol up gif

>being so new that he doesn't know that someone pretending to not know the meme is a meme now

Get with the times.

>turn 360 degrees and walk right into bait

Kek Vult

>being so new that you've not yet passed that phase of anticipating someone pretending to be new because the depressing reality of this site being absolutely full of fuckin newfags hasn't sank in for you yet

Don't even talk to me, kiddo

*teleports behind you*
*unsheathes legendary Japanese rat trap*
*lights cigarillo as I set the trap with the finest cheese*
*turn 180 degrees and walk away, adjusting my fedora and smiling to myself as the telltale snap of the trap going off signals another life ended*
*disappears into the night*

Nothing personnel kid...

Because you sicken me and you are literally the spawn of satan. Trump is more worthy than you.

this desu senpai. Iowa showed the dirty political whore, the neocon shill, all while disgustingly using the bible and the constitution - while heeding none of them

this is the alt right in a nutshell. it should be stickied at the top of pol as most people dont understand the subtle nuance of meme based think.

Nothing personal kid

I'm sorry madam, but I'm going to need you to drop your pants and let me inspect your genitals before you can use this bathroom.

He walks like the DYELs that pretend to have lats.

I actually did make some kid named Raphael eat dirt in the 70's in Calgary. And he really was a wormy little faggot.


I wonder.

I exposed you so hard you think it's a crime

btfo newfag normie, don't even try getting on my level you couldn't deal with the weight on these shoulders boy

gaylord

>Newfag

how do you make the text green?

[greentext]test[/greentext]

[green]test lol[/green]

>desperately attempt to protect my face screaming for help as I am overpowered by a giant rat
>feel something in my hand and a squeeze instinctively
>it's a Kel Tec PF-9, bathed in a gentle holy light
>it fires a single bullet into the heart of El Rato
>The rat screams an infernal scream before tumbling off me, finally dead
>w-what happened?
>the gun turns into an eagle and flies off with a victorious screech, leaving rainbow of skittles behind it in the sky
>"We'll make America Great again, one bullet at a time..."
>I look around
>out of the corner of my eye I see a figure fading into the darkness
>he's smiling at me
>it's the Patron Saint of Self Defense, George Zimmerman

>180

Sorry Cruz, i'm a #HillaryLandMine now

its green text(no space)

'because you voted to fast track the TPA, which passed by a single vote, and you knew this. Then you flipped, when you knew TPP would still pass because you'd need 9 more votes flipped and you knew damn well it wouldn't happen. So now you claim you 'fought' TPP when in actuality you passed a single deciding vote, and could have killed the bill had you voted 'no' originally.''

FPBP

I'M FEELING THREATENED FOR MY LIFE

*exercises my 2nd amendment rights*

I am now a #Cruzmissile

lol newfags ruined this place

I'm still a #CruzMissile, sir! Donald Trump is a sniveling coward who does not share our Judeo-Christian values.

Get Czeched, Get Rekt

"YOU LOOK LIKE A FISHMONSTER!"

Holy fuck. This place is literally redd it now thanks to faggots like you

that's how you make text green you newfag

That's not quite right Ted. Let's go over what we've learned in this class on Standing Technique, you've almost gotten it.

@TsTnZHHQ

thanks

[memetext]>lol newfags can't into green

He never bogled his glotch.

So Dahnald

*Holds up the bible*

Hand them over

*Puts it down*

Give me the delegates Dahnald

*Loses the nomination*

the delegates ted, they are all mine now

Because when Goldwater said that the evangelists would fuck up the party, he was right. Plus I don't like serial killers.

nice invisible lats syndrome, teddy

MA NIGGGA U JUST GOT ROASTED

Why did he betray trump first? He was supposed to be his vp. He made his bed and all that jazz

H-h-heeeey! It's the Cruz-Missile!!!

Listen man, we had a good run, but the people wanted Trump, and my PR agency wouldn't support me if I supported you any longer.

>cruz
>beating anybody

Teehee. Also check out my fucking numbers blokes

>2016
>Not getting dubberinos

>implying that wasn't counter-bait
>implying your post wasn't double-counter-bait
>implying this one isn't reverse-double-counter bait

>I am crushed by the obese rat and screaming for help
>no one comes and the jews began to cackle
>hillary increases her poll ratings
>call out" CAN SOMEBODY HOLD BACK THE NIGHT?"
>feel a bright light
>look up and squint
>rato disintegrates from the light
>the light comes close and fades away as it turns out to be john fucking cena
>rip off foreskin and do a traditional tribal dance as cena fucks ratos ashes
>MAGA

Checked.

7 shots, center mass. Saving 3 for a guard and myself.

You eat your own burgers mang. Disgusting!

...he mad :D

>Why did you betray me, user? WHY???
I have no loyalty, or sympathy to Canadians born a Subject of the Crown.

You are a sniveling coward user...

Nice :-)

Tjis all o gts 4 u

>*walks towards you quickly*

AND I KNOW A HERO WILL COME

GET THAT SHIT OUT OF ME NOW!

...

Cause that huge-ass schnozzola

Ahaha why are his arms out like that? He looks like a damn penguin lmao

>phantom lats syndrom

*asks calmly*
DID YOU PUT YOUR NAME IN THE HAMBURGER OF FIRE, DONALD!??

Scared for my life. Sorry, Officers.

Look you little rat faced weasel, we know all about your dad's involvement in the JFK assassination. Don't think dropping out is going to stop people from fleshing it out.

Because you're a fish monster Ted

>"Okay Ted, a guy with a camera is coming. Just stand like a normal person."

>"Like this?"

>....

I have a CC on me. You can't Zodiac me.

The dellies Donald..Hand over the dellies..

I always hated you, but there were a couple candidates I hated worse, and one of them was Carly Fiorina.

What the fuck were you thinking?

>be rato
>in bed
>heidi and the kids are asleep
>look up at ceiling
>last nights debate echos in your head
>stand up quick and yell into the night sky
>"DAHNOLD! LEAVE HEIDI THE HELL ALONE!"
>voice echos and only followrd by a dogs bark and a shut the fuck up
>heidi wakes up and asks what i'm doing
>"Nuthing darlin', just a bad dream"
>she tells me it's time for bed
>do a little check on little Google on my phone
>search my name on the news
>see articles that i'm going to lose Indiana
>"Oh no I won't, I lahve their basketball rings and food"
>come election results
>Dahnold won
>in campaign room
>get told this
>open the door
>get on the floor
>everyone walk the dinosaur

Chekt

you unfunny plebbit fag

...

cheers for the flag m8

You got it nigga
Nice dubs

Sleazy lying ratbag

>Carly Fiorina.

YES. Cruz was bad on his own. Fiorina was bad on her own. Cruz + Fiorina was a recipe for hell.

...

Think you can handle me?

*Teleports behind your back*

Pssshhhhhhhh too slow

*Steals delegates*

I thought you were better than this Dahnold

*Disappears into the the night*

someone should make a new version of slenderman based on this premise.

>hey Ted let me take some photos of you for the campaign, try too look natural!

Noice

*dahnold holds back the night*
*rato disintegrates into the sun*
*delegates slowly go back to earth*
*dahnold wins the nomination*
*dahnold fights shillary to the presidency and wins*
*dahnold wins 2 terms and retires*
*dahnold dies of old age and is sent to heaven*
*sneeky rato watches from the abyss of hell*

get rekt kid

Hand em over Dahnald.

We need a true conservative Dahnald.

@73797199
Those are pretty good but not as good as these