Walk in grocery store

>walk in grocery store
>see this
>wat do?

shop

>Grab a carrot
>Rip her ear buds out
>Shove carrot in her ear

/thred
that lettuce don't look too bad

Earphones in, universal sign of "fuck off".

No no no, you faggot, it's like this;
>Grab a carrot
>Rip her ear buds out
>Shove carrot in her ass

ask mummy if we can get cosmic brownies

Walk right by. Looks like a vegan.

Keep walking I'm not buying vegetables

ask how big her penis is

nonono you have it all wrong friend
>grab a carrot
>rip her butt plug out
>shove dick in ears

I see better than that literally everyday throughout my entire day

>the women that stand next to you expecting you to make the first move everytime
fuck OFF WITH THAT SHIT
iuf you cant talk to me, fucking DONT.

you arent fuckign amazing looking or some fucking super model, youre a normal faggot just like me

kindly ask if she left her ass at home.

is.....is that what it is? That's a thing?

>flat ass
>basic white bitch

I wouldn't do anything user

Use her holes.

Obviously leave the store, because it's Whole fucking Foods. Horrible place.

call cops they stole her ass

Go back to buy some meat, veggies are for faggots

no No No
>Grab a carrot
>Rip her ears out
>Eat ears

Dubs don't lie.

Kek

if the bitch is hovering around you for a short while, yes thats what it is, do they do nothing and dont pick up anything off the counter? they are there expecting you to approach them