ITT: things that you hate in porn and ruin your nut

ITT: things that you hate in porn and ruin your nut

-When the guy is moaning louder than the girl.

The obvious when they show the guy's face right on...when I'm about to cum

i also hate when they have the view from between the dude's legs. like what the fuck, nobody wants to see from that angle.

Fake moaning.

-When she's still breathing

when the whole thing is a fake set up. I like real life situations/ home-made porn specially including strangers/voyeurs and probably someones wife or gf.

when the double blowjob scene changes to a single woman sucking and the other chick eating the dudes ass

when the guy starts sucking the girl's dick
fucking gay

I tried to be nice, but you don't deserve it.

You're an asshole and you have an ugly hag of a wife. You are a sad, hopeless old man who can't process that what he's married to is horrifying to everybody but you. All you do is spam her pictures all over the place, nobody EVER wants more or reposts her, so you samefeg pretending they do. And then you get pissy, like a little baby, when you get called out on it.

So, old man, go fuck yourself, or fuck your nasty, saggy, ugly, bad-dye-job hag of a wife. Either way, go away. This place is full of weirdos and assholes, and you're among the worst.

I can't wait to see your pathetic, impotent response. Call me "junior." Say I prefer the company of men because I wouldn't fuck her with a stolen dick. It just continues to demonstrate your sad, tiny, old man life. Everyone both pities and hates you, sad, pathetic old man.

yeah i hate that to. when the girl says,"fuck me" like 1000 times in a row. shit pisses me off.

> stale copy pasta

wrong thread bruh

When the girl has a bigger dick than me.

you jelly

When rape scenes have multiple camera angles and good resolution. Like who's filming this? Takes me out of the fantasy!

so you dont like the facial abuse videos

camera guy won't shut the fuck up

>ITT: things that you hate in porn and ruin your nut

when it becomes apparent the rape scene is fake

The guy in porn. That ruins my nut. I don't watch guy porn. Only women Solo or woman on woman

When there's a guy at all

fuckin this. i dont wanna hear your deep ass voice. cameras guys should stay completely quiet

>Bitch looking at the camera
>Too good of production wear they all look like models
>Guys eating pussy (opposite, that is hot is chicks eating chicks asses)
>sperm dodging

hair

Niggers!

Seeing the dudes face, ever. Also the girl being too loud and overacting. Soft moans and whimpers are way hotter than screaming.

>g-guys i-im so straight I don't even hold my dick to piss

Blowjob scenes. I don't just wanna just see some chick's face and some dude's dick. In fact, I don't wanna see any dicks at all. I prefer solo or lesbian porn.

guys eating pussy. who else skips passed that every time. any guy that actually watches and faps to that is fucking crazy.

When it's anything other than hardcore macro furry dickgirl vore.

dudes with small dicks
dudes moaning
bitches who have teir pussys and assholes totally ruined

Ikr. Can't look at my naked body in the mirror either. Might get hard.

i agree

the weird rapey sound Japanese girls make in porn

Music

name?

oh man that is the worst. lots of their videos would be so good, but they make that damn noise.

brazzers

when "ugly" keeps talking over the banging in the bus.

overly long interviews, asking how old her first time, or when was the last time...

sauce plz

when porn tries to hard

I like loud girls

I'm actually fine with this.

N0THING
CAN
RUIN
MY
NUT.
Try me.

When the cumshot is about to happen and the fucking camera guy goes from the girl to they guys face. What the fuck is wrong with these gay ass cameramen shooting straight porn?
The whole goal of any straight pornographer should be to maximize the amount of camera time for the girl and make little to none for the guy. If you're focused on anything about the guy other than the part that's pleasing the girl, you're a faggot and should get a job in fag porn.

also yours is my main pet peeve because it occurs more often than the cameraman panning to the guy.

another thing I don't like in porn is how fucking extremely awkward the dudes are in the intro of the video. all of the stupid fucking questions they ask when they bring the girl in the house. You can tell the girls laugh awkwardly to try and move the convo along. generally just how beta most male porn actors are aside from their dicks. No matter how big their tools, a lot of them couldn't actually pull a girl IRL without their titles as pornstars with big dicks. I bet it's so awkward when they go out and try to party and hit on girls that don't know them from their videos.

Agreed.

Anything involving the guy's face.

When the chick is ugly as sin. You should be the lunch lady at a school, I'm not jerking it to you.

When the guy's dick is too small(obviously and for her) and she has to fake it, badly.

When they have a full blown conversation when there should be very little talk(sexy/dirty talk).

When the girl can't take all of the dick, only half of it. Know how deep your pussy is and cast the Right Sized guy!!!

Audio Lag. It's fucking 2017, fix the fucking shit while you're editing!!! You can sync the ads, but you can't sync her voice for longer than 10min?!?!!!??????

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when the hips are shooped

This. And tiny jap dicks.

When the girl keep making wierd noise for no reason

sauce?

when they show the guy's face
high pitched moans
too loud moans
hipsters in porn
niggers

I really don't.

you've covered all bases, good job m8

I can attest to this, watching straight sex is basically the same as I do with my gf, it's not really anything different. I'd prefer to see a girl solo or girl/girl when I jack off.

#1 answer

anything where the guy is old enough to have white hair. Unless grandpa is part of the sound crew and wandered on set, keep him out of the picture

I feel you

I like blowjob parts. Reminds me of good BJs I've gotten. You've clearly never had a good blowjob.

They purposely cast smaller men to raise confidence in the viewer. And the screaming is to make the girl seem more virginal and submissive.

Same. POV is the only hardcore I can stand.

Same. I actually like bj scenes a lot. I can't think of anything hotter than a girl working a dick with her mouth and hands.

kelsi monroe

When the video cuts to a certain position and only shows it for like a minute and then cuts to something else

I hate that shit

music

Fuckin Mike Adriano. Sick of seeing girls eat his ass.

no creampie.
busting inside a pussy, up an asshole or down a gagging throat feels best.
jerking on someones face is soft core shit. i dont want to watch some fuck jerk off

Yeah, cock worship is hot.

Thanks. My favorites I saved don't have these problems. They're either done well or the sex is so good acting isn't needed

yeah I also read that when the girl seems like she is not into it and the screaming is more like "stop and don't" then "yes fuck me" it is slightly less looked down on. Only slightly though your still a disgrace if your in porn

>hipsters in porn
Yeah, fucking hate skelli skinny tattoed dork porn stars. Fuck those guys.

That bald douchbag that's in EVERY trannie video

any speaking ever

When there's a guy involved

Anything with Mike Adrianos Freddy Krueger looking cock.

It seems like all male pornstars are bald, goteed assholes now.

I'm ashamed to say that I know his name is Christian.

girls with ugly/WAY to many tattoos

Nothing special about those angles, or the resolution. Never mind the horrible set and ugly girls.

Basically anything by Adriono. How does that ugly fuck get girls to eat his ass?

I agree dick free porn

This goddamn view right here. What the fuck? Who wants to stare at the guy's filthy asshole??

right, like the fuck is this shit.

What the fuck is up with traps that have pale skin and black dicks?

I have no idea who that is supposed to appeal to. The gayest motherfucker on the planet probably doesn't even like that angle.

Hearing SSSSSSSSSS OOOOOOOOOH YEAH SSSSSSSSSS HH OOOOOOOOOH.
Who the fuck actually does that

I read this in Stephen Hawkings voice and lost

The girl spitting on a guy's dick.

I fucking HATE hissing in porn.

This. I don't really like any spitting at all.

Fuck I reread it and lost too.

Fuck all of this shit i hate when the camera man keeps talking while they are fucking like "does that pussy feel good bro" like shut fuck up and just film it you fucking retard.

parseltongue porn. yeah its the worst.

During a gangbang randomly one of the guys puts their nasty man feet in the girls mouth, like what the fuck is that shit? Seen it a couple of times and just ruins my boner.

i fucking hate that in jap videos it always begins with the girl getting her tits sucked
i like the idea
but i cant jack off to a tit
if theres an ugly cook in the middle of it

all the fake shit

I hate him too. He looks like Eddie Munster, I hate watching him eat ass for 20 min, I hate watching him suck tits like a starving baby, and he does the same thing in every movie (positions, order of positions, cums a drop three times, yells at the camera guy, way too much lube...etc)

In fucking sane

>When the scene and actors are too robotic (fucking like theyre on the clock)
>When you know the bitch is dogshit beat without makeup
>Niggers
>Jappos
>When shes already stark naked (element of arousal is clothing removal for many)
>fake tits
>niggers
>did I say niggers?
>film maker involvment
>When she treats the cumshot like its lava
>When she kneels there dead eyed and mouth open collecting sperms with an expressionless face
>when the dude is snipped and the balls go away and the taint looks like some kind of prop from a Ridley Scott film

Fake cum, fake cocks. Even fake tits are hit or miss. And I don't care what anyone says, JOI is fucking cringe.